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rose
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i’m balding at 28. i live in salt lake city and i am going bald. my hairline is receding, and i hate the united states of america
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Threads appears to be taking the classic coward’s approach to “no politics” on social media:

You CAN run your malignant terrorist hate account if enough well-funded GOP ghouls are prepared to defend it.
July 8, 2023 at 12:25 PM
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Nazis are loving Zuck’s new thing
Far-right figures, including Nazi supporters, anti-gay extremists, and white supremacists, are flock...
www.mediamatters.org
July 8, 2023 at 12:30 PM
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July 7, 2023 at 8:00 PM
the last 2 hours of work on friday are the longest 2 hours of the workweek
July 7, 2023 at 9:08 PM
eating a hi-chew to get granola out of my teeth, a real oral health “old lady who swallowed a fly” situation
July 7, 2023 at 8:55 PM
i saw some bees :-)
July 7, 2023 at 2:54 PM
on saturday i cut my bangs and fucked it up. today i shaved my undercut and what do you know? i fucked it up. but hey maybe ppl who see me will be so focused on the bad haircut they won’t even notice that i’m balding
July 4, 2023 at 6:35 PM
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this would've been more plausible
July 4, 2023 at 6:13 PM
breakfast on the patio 😊 it’s windy and it feels nice but kinda puts a wrench in my weedkiller plans
July 4, 2023 at 2:38 PM
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Oh do you think
July 4, 2023 at 3:51 AM
ben and jerry’s caramel chocolate cheesecake flavor is very good but cannoli remains the champion
July 4, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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first off, this is not an intervention. we’re your friends and we’re here because we’re worried that you have a problem. you’ve been- there’s no easy way to put this but we’ve all noticed it. your cope is off the charts lately. you’re sucking down straight copium these days
July 4, 2023 at 2:02 AM
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This moment in history is perfect for the phrase “Yeah man” and just moving on
July 4, 2023 at 1:34 AM
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I think the biggest thing that will cause Thread to fumble is if it’s as heavily and as bafflingly moderated as IG and Facebook.
seeing some cope from people here about the Thread launch and i think you're too far down the federated rabbit hole if you think meta doesn't have the best chance of capturing the zeitgeist of the post-twitter landscape. they're not just starting at 3rd base, they're starting 10 feet from home
July 4, 2023 at 1:48 AM
i don’t really get 4th of july sales b/c i assume that everyone, like me, is broke after paying rent
July 4, 2023 at 12:17 AM
look at my cat
July 3, 2023 at 11:57 PM
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i like this app, but wish it could be more dedicated to enjoying posts from my favorite actor, Jeremy Renner, and celebrating his achievements every Rennsday with sweepstakes and exclusive Renner content
July 3, 2023 at 2:52 PM
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I realize anecdotes are not data but every single person I know who works in tech has a tranche of Elons running their company and now I'm convinced it a sector-wide problem
July 3, 2023 at 8:27 PM
here’s todays’s doodles
July 3, 2023 at 11:08 PM
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as of 2:30 ET on monday the 3rd, spider-man no way home has been watchable on twitter for free in its entirety for almost 24 hours
July 3, 2023 at 6:30 PM
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[movie trailer voice] from the team that brought you "quiet quitting"...
July 3, 2023 at 12:43 AM
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introducing bluesky to my beloved
July 3, 2023 at 3:40 PM
if work is busy today i will scream
July 3, 2023 at 12:54 PM
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still one of the funniest posts of all time
July 3, 2023 at 12:03 AM
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who the fuck is setting off fireworks on july second the british are going to spot us
July 3, 2023 at 1:36 AM