@hermanmeowville.bsky.social
Anxiety-ridden meatsack waiting for the singularity to finally save us from ourselves. I also like cake!
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JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
WASHINGTON—During a confrontation in which it was firmly reiterated that the front entrance was for approved personnel only, Vice President JD Vance was once again reminded by White House security to ...
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December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
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the trump era conservative movement is like if The Thing was really feelin itself and started going on tv like this and it keeps working so you're stuck watching like, Oh come on!! He's the thing!!! Look at his fuckin hand!
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the trump era conservative movement is like if The Thing was really feelin itself and started going on tv like this and it keeps working so you're stuck watching like, Oh come on!! He's the thing!!! Look at his fuckin hand!
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Missed this from a few days ago
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Missed this from a few days ago
Why is this psycho not in a jail somewhere???
🚨BREAKING: Cleta Mitchell and activists from a top anti-voting group with close ties to the White House met last week to discuss plans to push for severely limiting early and mail voting. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Exclusive: Cleta Mitchell, Activists Scheme to Bring Back One-Day Elections
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why is this psycho not in a jail somewhere???
This is illegal and should cause them to be de-banked by whatever financial institutions they have accounts at.
Coinbase donated to Trump's $300 million White House ballroom project as an appeal to the administration, Emilie Choi, the cryptocurrency exchange's president and COO, said at Axios' BFD event today.
Exclusive: Coinbase explains donation to Trump's ballroom
Tech firms like Google, Amazon, and Nvidia also donated to Trump's ballroom fund.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is illegal and should cause them to be de-banked by whatever financial institutions they have accounts at.
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SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
Bovino is taking part in CBP detentions in Charlotte. dickfc_w_l on TikTok.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
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Cosigned. As @pattonoswalt.bsky.social just said: Wood chipper, feet first.
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Cosigned. As @pattonoswalt.bsky.social just said: Wood chipper, feet first.
Narrator: "They would, in fact, not work with them. But they should have known that."
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Narrator: "They would, in fact, not work with them. But they should have known that."
Guys, if Ro Khanna is saying this shit...
Ro Khanna, who has called for Chuck Schumer to be replaced, says the only reason other Democrats aren't calling for it is because it would "offend a lot of donors."
"Are we gonna be beholden to the donors that have gotten us two terms of Donald Trump, or are we gonna listen to people?"
"Are we gonna be beholden to the donors that have gotten us two terms of Donald Trump, or are we gonna listen to people?"
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Guys, if Ro Khanna is saying this shit...
It's time for @schumer.senate.gov to resign as the leader for Senate Democrats. He's ineffectual if he can't keep his caucus together. And if he orchestrated this? Doubly so.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's time for @schumer.senate.gov to resign as the leader for Senate Democrats. He's ineffectual if he can't keep his caucus together. And if he orchestrated this? Doubly so.
Hey @schumer.senate.gov, let me be perfectly fucking clear. If you manage to railroad enough members of the caucus into voting for this shit compromise, I will refuse to donate to Senate Democrats for as long as you remain leader, and will give to whoever primaries you. Count on it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov, let me be perfectly fucking clear. If you manage to railroad enough members of the caucus into voting for this shit compromise, I will refuse to donate to Senate Democrats for as long as you remain leader, and will give to whoever primaries you. Count on it.
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Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’ https://theonion.com/californians-approve-measure-to-redraw-garfield/
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’ https://theonion.com/californians-approve-measure-to-redraw-garfield/
Would be such an easy layup for a journalist to just be like "Yeah ok but you have the majority in both chambers so who is in charge again? Can you clarify for the viewers at home what a majority is?"
Mike Johnson: "Democrats are required to open the government. They keep saying, 'Republicans are in charge of government.' We aren't!"
October 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Would be such an easy layup for a journalist to just be like "Yeah ok but you have the majority in both chambers so who is in charge again? Can you clarify for the viewers at home what a majority is?"
A reminder to any financial crimes investigators at financial institutions that you have an obligation to report crimes to FinCEN.
To be clear:
These donations are bribes, made anonymously to conceal Trump’s corruption.
These donations are bribes, made anonymously to conceal Trump’s corruption.
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A reminder to any financial crimes investigators at financial institutions that you have an obligation to report crimes to FinCEN.
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Klobuchar and Schiff approving Republican judges while Rep Grijalva waits to be sworn in. Fucking asswipes, the lot of you
By a vote of 66-32, the #Senate invoked cloture on the nomination of Harold D. Mooty III to be US District Judge for the Northern District of Alabama.
October 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Klobuchar and Schiff approving Republican judges while Rep Grijalva waits to be sworn in. Fucking asswipes, the lot of you
Hey @schiff.senate.gov what the actual fuck are you doing???
By a vote of 66-32, the #Senate invoked cloture on the nomination of Harold D. Mooty III to be US District Judge for the Northern District of Alabama.
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hey @schiff.senate.gov what the actual fuck are you doing???
We could have had this man as VP but noooo, instead we have VP Couchfucker and President Poopinpants
Today is Indigenous Peoples Day – a time to honor the 11 sovereign Tribal Nations and robust urban Native communities that continue to enrich our state’s cultural landscape, economy, and heritage.
It was a beautiful morning to celebrate on the shore of Bde Maka Ska.
It was a beautiful morning to celebrate on the shore of Bde Maka Ska.
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We could have had this man as VP but noooo, instead we have VP Couchfucker and President Poopinpants
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the republican majority leader with a clear vision for the democratic party
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the republican majority leader with a clear vision for the democratic party
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Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake https://theonion.com/woman-tends-to-do-best-creative-thinking-when-backed-in-1851338274/
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake https://theonion.com/woman-tends-to-do-best-creative-thinking-when-backed-in-1851338274/
Waiting for local prosecutors to start charging ICE and DHS agents with felonies. It's such easy low hanging fruit and idk why it has to even be said.
October 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Waiting for local prosecutors to start charging ICE and DHS agents with felonies. It's such easy low hanging fruit and idk why it has to even be said.
The LDP has learned nothing and continues to be idiots. But I guess congratulations on your first female PM?
BREAKING: Sanae Takaichi, a hardline conservative security hawk, is set to become Japan’s new — and first female — prime minister.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...
Sanae Takaichi is set to become Japan’s first female prime minister
The new leader will take the helm of the world’s fourth-largest economy at a time of unusual political instability, rising prices and increasing regional tensions.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The LDP has learned nothing and continues to be idiots. But I guess congratulations on your first female PM?
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Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals
Just in case anyone in a flag rank in the military is watching, you could reasonably do a coup right now and have new elections and we'd all celebrate you.
September 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just in case anyone in a flag rank in the military is watching, you could reasonably do a coup right now and have new elections and we'd all celebrate you.