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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)
@heresyminiatures.com
Some of the greatest indie miniatures that you never heard of, apparently. Glib. Posts a lot of non hobby stuff as well. Not 100% serious
https://heresyminiatures.com/shop
got house rent coming up on Tuesday again and need £800 for it!
Here are some goblins, just one type of thing I sell I SELL MORE THINGS BUY ONE OF THE THINGS
heresyminiatures.com/shop
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ko-fi.com/heresyandy to buy me a coffee
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Came on here to beg for orders and got utterly depressed about the latest ICE murder and more especially the politicians laughing it off. JFC off to bed angry now
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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The website for 38-year-olds leans forward in its chair
January 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Just realised that Zohran Mamdani sounds more like Kermit The Frog than the new actor playing Kermit the Frog does
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
It was 3c inside the workshop area today and I was literally shivering uncontrollably and my feet were blocks of ice despite 8 layers, thermals and two pairs of socks, by the time I left work at 6.30pm. Roll on Spring in 4 months time...
a man sitting on a couch with the words oh it 's chilly on his face
ALT: a man sitting on a couch with the words oh it 's chilly on his face
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January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I've enjoyed Jujutsu Kaisen very much but whenever they stop the action scenes so a character can do a ten minute monologue/argument about various potential outcomes of evil plans, philosophies, history of sorcerors etc it goes right over my head after about a minute. To wikipedia for the recap
a man is screaming in a room with the words `` that 's too much information ! ''
ALT: a man is screaming in a room with the words `` that 's too much information ! ''
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January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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Sill got 9 uses of the HAPPYNEWYEAR code to get an EXTRA 26% off to the first people to claim it!
heresyminiatures.com/shop
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January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Going to have to call it the New American Empire, maybe, cos United American Empire works out to UAE and that's already taken? Or maybe he'll just insist on calling it the Trump Empire. You guys said you didn't want a King, you've got an Emperor now. #AllHailEmperorTrump
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If you need a bit of fantasy escapism today and have access to it, I recommend you watch the Star Wars show Skeleton Crew, which is a kids-friendly SW series in the vein of The Goonies but with no upskirt shots and more actual space pirates in search of gold
a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his tongue sticking out .
ALT: a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his tongue sticking out .
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January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Starting to think that Randy Rainbow's songs are having no effect at all
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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So seeing Mal, Kaylee & Major Kusanagi in the lineup pretty much guaranteed my January indie purchase was gonna be from @heresyminiatures.com

#Nerdlings #Indie26
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
September 2, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Glory days nostalgia: we had a little one-upmanship going on of who could do the best conversions for the display cabinet amongst my team of ~8 guys. i don't know if you ever visited Warhammer World in the 90s (when the shop was downstairs and we did museum tours) but our cabinet fucking rocked.
You don't have to believe me, but I know my boy Phil Yip spent ages chopping up the static plastic Space Marine tactical squad from the mid-90s so that they were sprinting and dual wielding plasma pistols etc, and Jes Goodwin himself descended from the Studio to check them out in the display cabinet
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
This news of the terrible inferno that killed so many people in that Swiss resort being due to them covering the ceiling in soundproofing triangular foam (like you got in figure cases) being set on fire, reminds me of when i made a Genestealer bursting through the celiing at GW Leicester
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Very interesting hour and a half with Peter Capaldi covering Doctor Who, Suicide Squad, The Thick Of It, his albums, Glasto appearance etc.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZUA...
PETER CAPALDI talks Doctor Who, The Thick of It, Glastonbury & Upcoming Tour (4K)
YouTube video by Half the Picture
www.youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Sort of mesmerised by this cover art for this film, as they've
a) used the title and font to make you think it's a Mad Max film; it's not, it's just a post apoc tale but without any Mad Max trappings
b) that's a Star Wars Imperial Probe Droid on the art work. it is is very much not in the film.
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Looking over my left shoulder, I see Mom staring at me, knuckles white on the handle of her cart. I turn my head to find Nana behind the avocados, glaring. My heart pounding, I raise a hand towards the shelf. A bead of sweat falls from my forehead, hitting the floor with a splat.
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.

Mattia sips on an espresso during his.

Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Remember to look people in the eye and wish them Merry Christmas until the end of the 5th of January or it's all for nothing
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Someone used this clip of a 'mad grandma' as a punchline the other day and I did not realise who it was.
It's Madonna
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Sill got 9 uses of the HAPPYNEWYEAR code to get an EXTRA 26% off to the first people to claim it!
heresyminiatures.com/shop
heresyminiatures.etsy.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
You all spotted that (formerly) Otherworld resin statue based on old D&D artwork too right?
January 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Another of my favourite indie companies is @heresyminiatures.com, I've really enjoyed painting Andy's sculpts especially Bonan the Barbarian and Mucklegeet the giant :) Stop by heresyminiatures.com/shop/ and treat yoself
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM