Henry Gordon Jagoff
@henrygordonjagoff.bsky.social
I’m an old grumble-ass who doesn’t want to be muted by Sanho Tree.
Pinned
When a billionaire tells you to “tighten your belt” they mean “grab your ankles.”
Well, Mommy…
That smells worse than one of Bonzo’s nanner dumps.
That smells worse than one of Bonzo’s nanner dumps.
August 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Well, Mommy…
That smells worse than one of Bonzo’s nanner dumps.
That smells worse than one of Bonzo’s nanner dumps.
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John Bolton's the kind of guy that you'd better pray you're able to directly kill him in the course of your goon-raid on his house.
Because if you miss that shot, that drunken battle-walrus will swear eternal revenge the likes of which has not been seen on this world since Saddam survived '91...
Because if you miss that shot, that drunken battle-walrus will swear eternal revenge the likes of which has not been seen on this world since Saddam survived '91...
August 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
John Bolton's the kind of guy that you'd better pray you're able to directly kill him in the course of your goon-raid on his house.
Because if you miss that shot, that drunken battle-walrus will swear eternal revenge the likes of which has not been seen on this world since Saddam survived '91...
Because if you miss that shot, that drunken battle-walrus will swear eternal revenge the likes of which has not been seen on this world since Saddam survived '91...
YoU R My GreaT frIEnD.
Dnoald
Dnoald
August 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
YoU R My GreaT frIEnD.
Dnoald
Dnoald
I just want to write one banger in my life. Something with the urgency of the Muppet News Flash or Mr. Rogers trolley music.
August 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I just want to write one banger in my life. Something with the urgency of the Muppet News Flash or Mr. Rogers trolley music.
Is it a smart tactical move to tell people to open carry long guns right before Kaptain Kidfuck goes on patrol?
Seems kinda bassackwards.
Seems kinda bassackwards.
August 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Is it a smart tactical move to tell people to open carry long guns right before Kaptain Kidfuck goes on patrol?
Seems kinda bassackwards.
Seems kinda bassackwards.
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Why should they raid my house? He’s the one who sucks.
August 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Why should they raid my house? He’s the one who sucks.
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Tremendous crossover move right here:
August 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tremendous crossover move right here:
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That’s an understatement.
August 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
That’s an understatement.
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From a retired senior Israeli general:
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
August 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
From a retired senior Israeli general:
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
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Today Why Your Team Sucks previews the PACKERS, whom I abhor.
But credit where it’s due: these are the best fan emails so far this summer, and by a visible margin. defector.com/why-your-tea...
But credit where it’s due: these are the best fan emails so far this summer, and by a visible margin. defector.com/why-your-tea...
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Green Bay Packers | Defector
Some people are fans of the Green Bay Packers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Green Bay Packers. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the prev...
defector.com
August 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Today Why Your Team Sucks previews the PACKERS, whom I abhor.
But credit where it’s due: these are the best fan emails so far this summer, and by a visible margin. defector.com/why-your-tea...
But credit where it’s due: these are the best fan emails so far this summer, and by a visible margin. defector.com/why-your-tea...
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Beyond the dogfights over Dover, another battle raged in England’s skies.
From the Midlands to East Anglia, 12 Group shielded Britain’s industrial heart & defended London.
Explore the courage, strategy & brotherhood that turned the tide of the Battle of Britain in our latest Untold Story. #BoB85
From the Midlands to East Anglia, 12 Group shielded Britain’s industrial heart & defended London.
Explore the courage, strategy & brotherhood that turned the tide of the Battle of Britain in our latest Untold Story. #BoB85
August 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Beyond the dogfights over Dover, another battle raged in England’s skies.
From the Midlands to East Anglia, 12 Group shielded Britain’s industrial heart & defended London.
Explore the courage, strategy & brotherhood that turned the tide of the Battle of Britain in our latest Untold Story. #BoB85
From the Midlands to East Anglia, 12 Group shielded Britain’s industrial heart & defended London.
Explore the courage, strategy & brotherhood that turned the tide of the Battle of Britain in our latest Untold Story. #BoB85
Old cut and run Trump.
🚫🇺🇸 Trump has decided to withdraw from peace talks between Putin and Zelensky, — The Guardian
The US President plans to leave Russia and Ukraine to organize a meeting between the leaders of the countries, without taking direct part in this process.
The US President plans to leave Russia and Ukraine to organize a meeting between the leaders of the countries, without taking direct part in this process.
August 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Old cut and run Trump.
Happy birthday, Ray Wise!
Stay In Shape the Skip Reming Way | Newsreaders | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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August 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy birthday, Ray Wise!
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wiretap recording: *15 minutes of noisy crunching and chewing*
“ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag”
“thank u mayor”
“ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag”
“thank u mayor”
August 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
wiretap recording: *15 minutes of noisy crunching and chewing*
“ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag”
“thank u mayor”
“ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag”
“thank u mayor”
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Sounds like something a russian or chinese asset would do
August 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Sounds like something a russian or chinese asset would do
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August 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The Brewers better get their heads out of their soft, Pretzilla buns.
Every time they play the Cubs I get pissed at Bud the Pud all over again for moving them to the NL.
Brewers-Sox was a great rivalry and I watched a lot of day ball at Wrigley in the Superstation days.
Every time they play the Cubs I get pissed at Bud the Pud all over again for moving them to the NL.
Brewers-Sox was a great rivalry and I watched a lot of day ball at Wrigley in the Superstation days.
August 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Brewers better get their heads out of their soft, Pretzilla buns.
Every time they play the Cubs I get pissed at Bud the Pud all over again for moving them to the NL.
Brewers-Sox was a great rivalry and I watched a lot of day ball at Wrigley in the Superstation days.
Every time they play the Cubs I get pissed at Bud the Pud all over again for moving them to the NL.
Brewers-Sox was a great rivalry and I watched a lot of day ball at Wrigley in the Superstation days.
Don’t his Fucking Assholiness try this earlier?
The United States is deploying three Aegis guided-missile destroyers to the waters off Venezuela as part of President Donald Trump’s effort to combat threats from Latin American drug cartels.
US destroyers head toward waters off Venezuela as Trump aims to pressure drug cartels
www.stripes.com
August 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Don’t his Fucking Assholiness try this earlier?
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What a fantastic display of resistance!
August 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
What a fantastic display of resistance!
I have heard Luka doesn’t have much of a military. It could be more meat for the grinder or a big opportunity for the pants-shitter to win his fucking Nobel Prize.
August 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have heard Luka doesn’t have much of a military. It could be more meat for the grinder or a big opportunity for the pants-shitter to win his fucking Nobel Prize.
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Paul McCartney reading a comic book during school photo (1952)
August 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Paul McCartney reading a comic book during school photo (1952)
Am I doing the George Bush meme right?
Dah.
Dah.
August 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Am I doing the George Bush meme right?
Dah.
Dah.
