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I like the new Perth Bears logo but it lacks the anxiety inducing terror of the North Sydney Bears one.
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Shane Black's 'The Nice Guys' would make a hell of an anime.
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 AM
We took in this cat three years ago when my mum died. Now this girl's been diagnosed with heart disease. Bloody unfair.
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
slightly diminish a game

Crusader Dukes
slightly diminish a game

Far Cry 4.5
slightly diminish a game.

Wyvern Age.
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Post four TV couples you love

(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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Mouse Guard cover art by Walt Simonson.
#comics #art
July 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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showing the boys a sick rock i found
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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@jamesstokoe.bsky.social's Orphan and the Five Beasts: Bath of Blood returns this week with issue #4, available now! Details: https://bit.ly/44nRTV4

In this final issue, Orphan Mo faces off against the final grotesque form of the third Beast!
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
('s Monster)
January 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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"A Mulberry is a tree, Kuwabara's a man!"
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I'd buy an Angus McBride artbook tomorrow if it existed.
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The Deuce had one of the best final scenes in film or television.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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Speaking of Arthuriana, here are some Knights of the Round Table figures I drew up for Patreon some time back.
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
exeercise is good for you and can be fun
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
to give a snapshot on the state of fantasy fiction, I have just seen a long conversation about how 'weird fantasy' needs to make a come back and seeing a lot of people in the replies recommend Brandon Sanderson, the archetype of modern commercial fantasy and last true doorstopper writer.
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Fearless Vampire Killers is a pretty damn good movie.
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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So over the past couple months I’ve been, under no threat of violence whatsoever, taking dictation on a scifi actioner in novella form. I think there’s about a quarter of it left to do.

I’ve also, with no gun pressed against the back of my head, provided the cover art for it.
January 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
there is no bottom to their depths. there is no amount of blood or treasure that will satisfy their nihilistic drive to plunder. they are base, crass marauders.

they don't care and never will. the tut-tut of the polite global order may as well be applause.
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
if you want Sword and Sorcery with an Elmore Leonard sensibility, try Fritz Lieber.
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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these are the logos I've designed in 2025 (and the ones that were revealed this year as well)

not too many projects to show this time as I was preoccupied with UX/UI work, and some logos weren't made public just yet

gotta try my best to up the numbers in 2026 😉
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
walton goggins is the shit, has been since he played boyd crowder
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
this year sucked a fat log of shit and next year probably will too.

happy new year.
December 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM