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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
omg my shine soundtrack is in memphis ALREADY???? it was in thailand two days ago!! air cargo is a miracle
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
omg my shine soundtrack is in memphis ALREADY???? it was in thailand two days ago!! air cargo is a miracle
incredible bumper stickers in the airport parking lot
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
incredible bumper stickers in the airport parking lot
someone over on twitter was spitballing a heated rivalry au and unknowingly just described sid/geno
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
someone over on twitter was spitballing a heated rivalry au and unknowingly just described sid/geno
i cannot fucking win
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i cannot fucking win
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
decided to not make myself wake up at 3 am tomorrow to just sit around chicago all day and my brain is already relaxing about not losing time. this past week+ has been unbelievably fraught and i’m glad to have today to chill and watch apo’s movie and my favorite reality tv nonsense
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
decided to not make myself wake up at 3 am tomorrow to just sit around chicago all day and my brain is already relaxing about not losing time. this past week+ has been unbelievably fraught and i’m glad to have today to chill and watch apo’s movie and my favorite reality tv nonsense
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
i’m still feeling a little weepy and sad after completely breaking down yesterday; i managed to make dinner last night purely on momentum but i think tonight is going to be air fryer chicken nuggets and fries, my brain is just fully offline
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i’m still feeling a little weepy and sad after completely breaking down yesterday; i managed to make dinner last night purely on momentum but i think tonight is going to be air fryer chicken nuggets and fries, my brain is just fully offline
my love from the star is coming to netflix next week and i have access to it in many different ways but what if i watch it all over again in a NEW place
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
my love from the star is coming to netflix next week and i have access to it in many different ways but what if i watch it all over again in a NEW place
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Scammers masquerading as bluesky admins in the dm spam, fyi:
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Scammers masquerading as bluesky admins in the dm spam, fyi:
holy shit that therapy appointment was incredibly well-timed and also so overwhelming i don’t even really want to drive home. but also home has bed and cats
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
holy shit that therapy appointment was incredibly well-timed and also so overwhelming i don’t even really want to drive home. but also home has bed and cats
i got about five hours of sleep and have dropped off the curséd rental car (though it’s not its fault i spent 13 of the last 21 hours sitting in it) and have fixed my employee parking pass and have had A LOT of caffeine so now i am vibrating and sleepy
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i got about five hours of sleep and have dropped off the curséd rental car (though it’s not its fault i spent 13 of the last 21 hours sitting in it) and have fixed my employee parking pass and have had A LOT of caffeine so now i am vibrating and sleepy
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I know, everybody should leave X, but I think an exception should be made solely for Joyce Carol Oates so she can keep wounding Musk's withered soul on his own site and he can't do a thing about it.
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I know, everybody should leave X, but I think an exception should be made solely for Joyce Carol Oates so she can keep wounding Musk's withered soul on his own site and he can't do a thing about it.
fuck me and even more so fuck kytc
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
fuck me and even more so fuck kytc
lmao what should have been an hour drive is 3.5 hours and counting and i’m currently on the wrong interstate going the wrong direction 🙃🙃🙃
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
lmao what should have been an hour drive is 3.5 hours and counting and i’m currently on the wrong interstate going the wrong direction 🙃🙃🙃
it’s 29° and i don’t think kytc salted the roads well enough because after a day of intermittent snowfall there is black ice on the interstate, ask me how i figured that out (i’m fine, it was just a little wobble). i’m 30 miles from home and sitting at a full stop because of at least one accident
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
it’s 29° and i don’t think kytc salted the roads well enough because after a day of intermittent snowfall there is black ice on the interstate, ask me how i figured that out (i’m fine, it was just a little wobble). i’m 30 miles from home and sitting at a full stop because of at least one accident
found my flight home
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
found my flight home
kim davis can go crawl back in the hole she came from, single-handedly trying to undo the good name andy is giving our state
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
kim davis can go crawl back in the hole she came from, single-handedly trying to undo the good name andy is giving our state
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New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
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We have updated our call script so you can let your Senators know how you feel about this (TERRIBLE) deal they just advanced...
👉🏽 5calls.org/issue/federa...
👉🏽 5calls.org/issue/federa...
UPDATE: Senate votes to advance a tentative deal to end the government shutdown, clearing a key hurdle.
Senators reach tentative deal to end the government shutdown
The deal, negotiated by a group of Democrats and GOP leaders, funds the government through Jan. 30. If it passes, it will still need to clear the House, which will likely take days.
nbcnews.to
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
We have updated our call script so you can let your Senators know how you feel about this (TERRIBLE) deal they just advanced...
👉🏽 5calls.org/issue/federa...
👉🏽 5calls.org/issue/federa...
bluetooth mirrors. what will they think of next (this is actually genuinely cool)
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
bluetooth mirrors. what will they think of next (this is actually genuinely cool)
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just to clarify (and kevin knows this so don’t @ him) call no matter who your senators are. the caucus will pay attention to backlash
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
just to clarify (and kevin knows this so don’t @ him) call no matter who your senators are. the caucus will pay attention to backlash
sometimes work training modules can really paint a picture
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
sometimes work training modules can really paint a picture