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have him be a fucked up mess from now on. easy
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.

If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
damn.. no wonder their clothes are so expensive
So I realize I’ve reposted this all day, but I cannot understate the scale of this story. If Anthropic is spending this much on Google Cloud - or even 25% - the costs of running their business are never coming down. It’s a huge scoop, and the first real discussion of the true costs of AI anywhere.
Exclusive: Anthropic spent $2.66 billion on Amazon Web Services in the first three quarters of 2025, around 100% of their estimated revenue. Its costs appear to increase with their revenue, showing little path to profitability.
www.wheresyoured.at/costs/
October 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
🤫 that isn't why you're gonna lose a war. the US's axiomatic hatred of productive capacity is why you're gonna lose every war. ban ChatGPT and you're still gonna lose!
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
You'd have to be dumber than dog dirt to believe this excuse after watching the video. Meta's product sucks dick. It's got dick-sucking bones
“When the chef said ‘hey Meta, start Live AI,’ it started every single Meta Ray-Ban’s Live AI in the building,” said Bosworth.
Meta’s failed smart glasses demos had nothing to do with the Wi-Fi
‘We DDoS’d ourselves, basically.‘
www.theverge.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
come after me all you want for being a brave truth-teller but that was a low-t slump
September 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I want more
September 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
September 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
thinking about Blake today 🚀
June 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I haven't seen the same outpouring of support for Rodney Hinton, Jr. that we saw for Luigi Mangione. GoFundMe took down the fundraiser for Hinton, who is accused of killing an officer shortly after he watched bodycam footage of police killing his 18-year-old son.
May 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
God is the overhead light in the drop ceiling we call life 🙏
May 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
the way the unionization effort in The Office gets busted based on lies and a dumbass threat to shut down their highest-earning branch reminded me how in Broad City they get their neighbors evicted after starting a tenants' association (NY landlords who try that irl can kiss their building goodbye)
January 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
you just know Chris Pratt has a photo of Reagan that he nods to like a dumbass while imagining running against AOC for the presidency
November 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM
(shaking my head wearily) man some of us really hated Barney
November 12, 2024 at 10:56 PM
"She hasn't read Ethan Frome"
"She hasn't read Portnoy's Complaint"
"She has no way of relating to you"
I👏 don't 👏care
Shes my wifey no matter what😈
October 20, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Anita Dunn and SKDK told Tara Reade they couldn't take her case in 2020, then Dunn got hired on as a senior advisor to the Biden campaign.
quick reminder: anita dunn and SKDK advised people on both ends of MeToo, helped harvey weinstein on strategy before the NYT story, and publicly and aggressively attacked UNRWA and pushed for their defunding in part of larger work with the 10/7 Project, which pushes for unlimited support for israel
October 11, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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me: there's so many different possible reasons the kamala media strategy sucks ass right now. it's hard to narrow it down

the news: hey its been awhile since you heard the name anita dunn and SKDK hasn't it

me: yeah it has

the news: well, lol

me: lol newrepublic.com/article/1870...
Could Trump Win? Yes, and Some Dems Are Quietly Saying They Know Why
Insiders are raising some tough questions about the strategic decisions made by Future Forward, the biggest Super PAC pulling for Kamala Harris.
newrepublic.com
October 11, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Hey quick question, what happened since September?
October 11, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Chappel Roan? Drag for cis women. The Dare? Chappel Roan for straight men ‹sound of chairs being knocked over as everyone at the Iowa Writers' Workshop rushes to reward me with treats›
September 6, 2024 at 1:09 PM
🌳Leaves of three, let it be
🌲Leaves of four, you're done for
🌳Leaves of five, you can't survive
🌲Leaves of six, you'll cross the styx
🌳Leaves of seven, prepare for heaven
🌲Leaves of eight, it's far too late
🌳Leaves of nine, leaves no life sign
September 5, 2024 at 12:56 PM
prank 88-key piano where one of the keys is the brown note
August 8, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Mr. Bean? (chuckles) Mr. Bean is my father. Call me Sean
July 17, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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Today I can finally announce that I’ve fraudulently accepted six simultaneous advances from different publishers for my “cozy” fantasy novel! Pub date pending resolution of the lawsuits, but in the meantime here’s a preview to whet your whistle ;)
May 20, 2024 at 12:05 PM