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Shenanigan enthusiast


One half of the Plotless Podcast
Showhole Cuddlebro
https://www.twitch.tv/heavydishongry
Love that once again we're blaming women for the failures of Man
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I would be bad at haunting because the more quiet and sneaky I try to be the louder I am
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Working on a little folk song in my head about high school it goes a little something like
🎵 Got my period on the bus
Got period on the bus
It could happen to any of us
Got my period on the bus 🎵
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Bring me the pasta that looks like the tiny mouse ears
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Treadmill time = thoughts of death
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
What if the afterlife is just eternal posting
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Lawyers, can you tell me where “Horsefeathers!” is on the judicial rage map?
Hegseth's unconstitutional retaliation against Sen. Kelly was so brazen that an exasperated federal judge used more than a dozen exclamation points!

Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"

"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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For CMHA I am doing a 2000 push up challenge between Feb 5 to Feb 27.

I have currently done 350 push ups.

Make a donation here www.thepushupchallenge.ca/fundraisers/candicelepage/the-push-up-challenge
<abbr class=EN-element>The Push-Up Challenge</abbr><abbr class=FR-element>Le Défi push-up</abbr>
<abbr class=EN-element>I am taking on The Push-Up Challenge to raise funds for mental health. Funds raised will help CMHA support mental illness recovery and foster positive mental health outcomes in ...
www.thepushupchallenge.ca
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Am I hallucinating or did the 7 Up dot have a hot moment as a soft drink mascot
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
When there was only one set of footprints it was then that I asked you to falsify an alibi
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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I looked her up because it mentioned book publishing and...I need someone else to read this bio. I can't be alone in this experience.

shelleylewis.com/about-shelley/
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Not now sweetie, Mommy's mailing her piss to her enemies
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Thinking of inventing a car that runs on methane and really cashing in on lactose intolerance
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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More #TVMysteries NERO WOLFE shenanigans tonight at 8pm ET *on MASTODON* (Saul Panzer's looking at YOU @aliencg.com !)

🔗 📌 to my 🐘 profile

@lilymarswrites.bsky.social @lilylilydoe.bsky.social @frommsb.bsky.social @heavydishongry.bsky.social @gdhenry.bsky.social @molliekatie.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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I know we are all tapped out, but if you have anything to spare, the mutual aid place I volunteer at is desperate for funds to keep the lights on and folks fec. Venmo: @chef-collective-1123 or casapp: $chefcollective1123. Please share widely.
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
@discord.com hey babes this new age verification rollout is nonsense, you're about to lose so many customers including people who pay for Nitro
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I didn't watch the show last night but I understand from Facebook that the worst relatives of people I know enjoyed the TP USA show. I don't know, if I wanted to watch an aging man overexert himself while wearing jorts I'd go shovel snow with my neighbors
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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Your Ring camera makes you complicit with a nationwide surveillance network. You're literally paying for it with your own money. But at least you know if the guy who dropped off your Doordash order had a cool shirt.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 PM