Heavy D 🥶🎄⛄☕❄️🍪
@heavydishongry.bsky.social
Shenanigan enthusiast
One half of the Plotless Podcast
Showhole Cuddlebro
https://www.twitch.tv/heavydishongry
One half of the Plotless Podcast
Showhole Cuddlebro
https://www.twitch.tv/heavydishongry
Calling the ambulance to drive me from the Golden Corral buffet to the urgent care to get my stomach pumped then back to the Golden Corral. Save my seat
February 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Calling the ambulance to drive me from the Golden Corral buffet to the urgent care to get my stomach pumped then back to the Golden Corral. Save my seat
Loot that drops when you defeat me:
*Glitter
*Kazoo
*Fake beard
*Piccolo
*100 tiny Santa hats
*Aquaphor lip balm
*Multitool
*Glitter
*Kazoo
*Fake beard
*Piccolo
*100 tiny Santa hats
*Aquaphor lip balm
*Multitool
Loot that drops when you defeat me:
*Pocket screwdriver
*Micro SD card reader
*1d8 misc. pieces of small hardware, nuts bolts, etc.
*Pez dispenser
*A penknife
*Pocket screwdriver
*Micro SD card reader
*1d8 misc. pieces of small hardware, nuts bolts, etc.
*Pez dispenser
*A penknife
Loot that drops when you defeat me:
* Spool of 5-year-old 63/37 solder
* 237 Micron MT4264 DRAM chips
* 12 5¼-inch floppy disks
* 30-year-old Radio Shack DMM
* Spool of 5-year-old 63/37 solder
* 237 Micron MT4264 DRAM chips
* 12 5¼-inch floppy disks
* 30-year-old Radio Shack DMM
February 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Loot that drops when you defeat me:
*Glitter
*Kazoo
*Fake beard
*Piccolo
*100 tiny Santa hats
*Aquaphor lip balm
*Multitool
*Glitter
*Kazoo
*Fake beard
*Piccolo
*100 tiny Santa hats
*Aquaphor lip balm
*Multitool
Last night several people asked how my parents were doing and saying "my elderly father learned about twerking" just feels inappropriate at Ash Wednesday refreshments
February 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Last night several people asked how my parents were doing and saying "my elderly father learned about twerking" just feels inappropriate at Ash Wednesday refreshments
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you know who else was chadfished by a moid and frame mogged, simply for jestermaxxing?
February 19, 2026 at 1:33 AM
you know who else was chadfished by a moid and frame mogged, simply for jestermaxxing?
Can't believe I was worried my dark car lipstick application was what was going to make me look insane while I wander around with greasy ashes smeared on my forehead
February 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Can't believe I was worried my dark car lipstick application was what was going to make me look insane while I wander around with greasy ashes smeared on my forehead
The most festive drink in the world is the kind of punch you get served after a church function
February 19, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The most festive drink in the world is the kind of punch you get served after a church function
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Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
Tonight after the band tuned, @xnrock.bsky.social and I made a show of tuning our kazoos. We're very professional
February 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Tonight after the band tuned, @xnrock.bsky.social and I made a show of tuning our kazoos. We're very professional
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Not that it even needs to be said but the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't really turtles to me. They lack the stillness and inherent air of contemplation. They're men who've been cursed.
February 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Not that it even needs to be said but the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't really turtles to me. They lack the stillness and inherent air of contemplation. They're men who've been cursed.
I keep hearing what sounds like something in distress and after a brief terrified search have realized it is coming from my own stomach
February 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I keep hearing what sounds like something in distress and after a brief terrified search have realized it is coming from my own stomach
please don't make me watch a video to learn how to do something
February 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
please don't make me watch a video to learn how to do something
My brother gave me a velour tracksuit yesterday and joke's on both of us, it's about to become my entire personality
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
My brother gave me a velour tracksuit yesterday and joke's on both of us, it's about to become my entire personality
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#XFilesLive
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Follow tags for more information
livetweety.wordpress.com
#XFilesLive
#CineMon
#FrightClub
#ImpromptuTheater
Follow tags for more information
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Make your Monday more memorable and join a #WatchParty
livetweety.wordpress.com
#XFilesLive
#CineMon
#FrightClub
#ImpromptuTheater
Follow tags for more information
livetweety.wordpress.com
#XFilesLive
#CineMon
#FrightClub
#ImpromptuTheater
Follow tags for more information
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Of course you don't think your manuscript needs any changes, it's a jalopy held together with duct tape and you've learned how to drive it without it falling apart on the highway
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Of course you don't think your manuscript needs any changes, it's a jalopy held together with duct tape and you've learned how to drive it without it falling apart on the highway
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Have you ever wanted to die... in fiction?
Or perhaps commit a (fictional) murder of a billionaire?
Well I've got good news: MURDER COMMISSIONS ARE BACK!!!
Hire me to write you a custom death scene - or a billionaire murder scene - today!
1/3
Or perhaps commit a (fictional) murder of a billionaire?
Well I've got good news: MURDER COMMISSIONS ARE BACK!!!
Hire me to write you a custom death scene - or a billionaire murder scene - today!
1/3
Murder Commissions are BAAAAACK!
Dianna Gunn published a post on Ko-fi
ko-fi.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Have you ever wanted to die... in fiction?
Or perhaps commit a (fictional) murder of a billionaire?
Well I've got good news: MURDER COMMISSIONS ARE BACK!!!
Hire me to write you a custom death scene - or a billionaire murder scene - today!
1/3
Or perhaps commit a (fictional) murder of a billionaire?
Well I've got good news: MURDER COMMISSIONS ARE BACK!!!
Hire me to write you a custom death scene - or a billionaire murder scene - today!
1/3
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Stay horny. Practice OPSEC.
February 15, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Stay horny. Practice OPSEC.
For Lent I'm not giving up shit, I'm giving you all more of this horrible personality, I will be the burden the rest of you must carry. You're welcome
February 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
For Lent I'm not giving up shit, I'm giving you all more of this horrible personality, I will be the burden the rest of you must carry. You're welcome
Dreamed I made an educational video about why you shouldn't send nudes with anything visible from your windows, but the video was also a porno. This is what we should do with the @plotlesspodcast.bsky.social OnlyFans account
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Dreamed I made an educational video about why you shouldn't send nudes with anything visible from your windows, but the video was also a porno. This is what we should do with the @plotlesspodcast.bsky.social OnlyFans account
No one warns you about how overhead lighting is going to become your enemy one day
February 15, 2026 at 5:04 AM
No one warns you about how overhead lighting is going to become your enemy one day
Thanks for making me feel better about most of my life choices #riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Thanks for making me feel better about most of my life choices #riffotronic
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February 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I don't know why I think it's so funny that the queens are wearing character shoes #riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I don't know why I think it's so funny that the queens are wearing character shoes #riffotronic
I'm actually starting to like this, it's possible I've been hypnotized #riffotronic
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I'm actually starting to like this, it's possible I've been hypnotized #riffotronic
