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Heavy D 🦃 🥦 🍞 🌽
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Shenanigan enthusiast


One half of the Plotless Podcast
Showhole Cuddlebro
I was thinking about you yesterday and hope no one got crappy with you
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Love that we all get the cultural shaming for not being frugal at the same time as the cultural shaming for not supporting businesses with our spending even when it's unaffordable. 2025 is incredible
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What is your most violent hot take about art
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is incredible news, I hope you're right
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Imagine being the lawyer for Jurassic Park
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Had the good fortune to see the original many years back. Can't imagine what it smells like on the inside
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I love the way they did it - a brief shot and a few lines and then straight to the murder and the tight pants. It wasn't emotionally manipulative. Doesn't mean I don't cry every time though
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Such a shame because I feel like Jesus would be anti sex crime obvs but very pro free balling. Of course there's no way to know
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It was a little jarring to see how much overlap the Venn diagram has between your brother and my dad
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Please tell me you're doing a family A Team photo shoot
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A body crushed by a series of wine bottles shot from a trebuchet, a body crushed by a giant wheel of cheese, a body crushed by the wheel of a hay wagon taking hay to the village fete, highly recommending this show if you love a niche hobby and a ridiculous crushing murder
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Good thing you didn't have to solve folksy crimes in them for horny middle aged ladies
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What's wild is the pants keep getting tighter for this guy during the series, at one point he dives into the water and it was probably the only way he felt some sweet relief
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's also where DS Winter makes his first appearance in pants so tight I hope they paid the actor for doing intimacy scenes
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A real "this edible ain't shit" moment right here
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM