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Heather
@heatherjs.bsky.social
· Apr 6
First, it is the devastating market crash. Next, panic ensues and people start a run on the banks trying to get their money. High tariffs imposed cause a global contraction of trade. This isn’t now, this was 95 years ago.
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Sorry I haven’t been online lately.
July 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sorry I haven’t been online lately.
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Canadian bacon tastes like regular bacon but thanks you for eating it.
July 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Canadian bacon tastes like regular bacon but thanks you for eating it.
I started getting phone calls from recruiters and I’m not job searching. How were these people getting my phone number? LinkedIn was doing it even though it wasn’t public- or so I thought. To fix this: Go to Settings > Visibility > Profile discovery using phone number > Nobody.
July 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I started getting phone calls from recruiters and I’m not job searching. How were these people getting my phone number? LinkedIn was doing it even though it wasn’t public- or so I thought. To fix this: Go to Settings > Visibility > Profile discovery using phone number > Nobody.
Coffee makes the world go round.
July 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Coffee makes the world go round.
Did they destroy the Death-star?
June 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Did they destroy the Death-star?
Recycling, but called, Only Cans.
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Recycling, but called, Only Cans.
My family Crest is toothpaste.
June 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My family Crest is toothpaste.
Can I still Instacart during WWIII?
June 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can I still Instacart during WWIII?
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If you watch the LA footage in B&W it looks like Germany in the 1930s.
June 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If you watch the LA footage in B&W it looks like Germany in the 1930s.
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You can't use reason to get someone out of an opinion they didn't use reason to get.
June 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You can't use reason to get someone out of an opinion they didn't use reason to get.
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I've had a self-imposed curfew for years.
June 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've had a self-imposed curfew for years.
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my family crest is a Grey Goose
June 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
my family crest is a Grey Goose
4,974 people are named Orange.
June 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
4,974 people are named Orange.
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I like my chocolate like I like my humor: Dark and bitter.
May 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I like my chocolate like I like my humor: Dark and bitter.
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There's a special place in hell for people who talk-to-text in public.
May 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
There's a special place in hell for people who talk-to-text in public.
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It’s the Kristo Klepto Kakistocracy, Charlie Brownshirt.
March 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s the Kristo Klepto Kakistocracy, Charlie Brownshirt.
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Not to brag, but I remembered why I walked into the kitchen this morning on the third try.
May 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Not to brag, but I remembered why I walked into the kitchen this morning on the third try.
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I noticed you unfollowed me. Is it because you hate joy and laughter?
May 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I noticed you unfollowed me. Is it because you hate joy and laughter?
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The next sundress I buy will be guacamole colored.
June 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The next sundress I buy will be guacamole colored.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh tow mater because he’s a tow truck
June 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhh tow mater because he’s a tow truck
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I must have been drunk when I made this grocery list bc next to baby spinach I put “aw”
February 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I must have been drunk when I made this grocery list bc next to baby spinach I put “aw”
If you feel like time is going by too fast, get on a treadmill.
June 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If you feel like time is going by too fast, get on a treadmill.
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Don't mind me. I'll just be over here being a Trav.
June 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Don't mind me. I'll just be over here being a Trav.
I’m basically Abraham Lincoln writing stuff then burning it by candle light. I mean deleting it.
June 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m basically Abraham Lincoln writing stuff then burning it by candle light. I mean deleting it.