Heather B.
@heatherberm.bsky.social
Public librarian, recovering teacher, and reader of all things. Shill for optimism, daydream believer. WNY.
I wish I knew if we were going to be closed tomorrow or not so I knew how late I can stay up trying to get Mario to bounce up these stupid freaking walls.
January 20, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I wish I knew if we were going to be closed tomorrow or not so I knew how late I can stay up trying to get Mario to bounce up these stupid freaking walls.
"Job went bankrupt" is leaving out *quite* a lot of important information. Also, Leah was ugly?! 😂
I am CRYING laughing
in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
"Job went bankrupt" is leaving out *quite* a lot of important information. Also, Leah was ugly?! 😂
Flip those tables.
Minneapolis activists disrupted a church service where David Easterwood serves as a pastor, according to lawyer and activist @nekimal - Easterwood is also the acting field office director for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in St. Paul, Minnesota.
I'm LIVE from Minneapolis right now 🤝🏾
I'm LIVE from Minneapolis right now 🤝🏾
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Flip those tables.
I'm a casual football fan at very best, but I think it's at least a tiny bit because every game I get invested in involves a discussion about what is or isn't a catch in which the people who should know what is or isn't a catch usually disagree. It's amazing.
January 18, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I'm a casual football fan at very best, but I think it's at least a tiny bit because every game I get invested in involves a discussion about what is or isn't a catch in which the people who should know what is or isn't a catch usually disagree. It's amazing.
Ugh, football is so stupid.
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Ugh, football is so stupid.
Let me tell you, marrying into this is bullhonkey. 😂😭
My wife (married into this) to me just now:
“I don’t know how you’re feeling but I feel like crying”
“I don’t know how you’re feeling but I feel like crying”
January 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Let me tell you, marrying into this is bullhonkey. 😂😭
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Josh. You don't need the kazoo, buddy. You can do this.
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Josh. You don't need the kazoo, buddy. You can do this.
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The only way the Bills can win this is if Josh Allen can defeat Josh Allen
January 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The only way the Bills can win this is if Josh Allen can defeat Josh Allen
Catching up on Sabres stuff from last night and holy cow, Teppo has not aged a single day in 20 years.
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Catching up on Sabres stuff from last night and holy cow, Teppo has not aged a single day in 20 years.
Wow, that was really fun. And Thomas Vanek getting teary-eyed about the Sabres Hall of Fame? Come on. That's good stuff.
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Wow, that was really fun. And Thomas Vanek getting teary-eyed about the Sabres Hall of Fame? Come on. That's good stuff.
EEEEEEEEE! THANK YOU, SHELBY.
January 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
EEEEEEEEE! THANK YOU, SHELBY.
Everybody please send me any photos or videos of Hank that pop up, please and thank you.
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Everybody please send me any photos or videos of Hank that pop up, please and thank you.
❤️❤️❤️
It’s Jochen Hecht!
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
❤️❤️❤️
Well, I've gone from "got myself nominated for city branches union rep" to "got myself elected as city branches union rep." ✊
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Well, I've gone from "got myself nominated for city branches union rep" to "got myself elected as city branches union rep." ✊
Oh my gosh 😂😭😂😭😂
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Oh my gosh 😂😭😂😭😂
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
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Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
Not an exaggeration: The scene where Bruce acts like a rude drunk to get everyone safely out of the manor and one guest tells him that the apple has fallen very far from the tree? Gut punch. I'm heartsick just thinking about it.
my brother got me a fancy 4K steelbook set of the nolan batman movies so i’m rewatching BATMAN BEGINS for the 20th time and i still think this one is the best batman story of the bunch
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Not an exaggeration: The scene where Bruce acts like a rude drunk to get everyone safely out of the manor and one guest tells him that the apple has fallen very far from the tree? Gut punch. I'm heartsick just thinking about it.
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Are you available today?
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Are you available today?
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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This is a public service.
Proud to present this pictorial thread of Jamelle Bouie insulting you
#1: You're a dumbass
#1: You're a dumbass
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
This is a public service.
You guys, I'm going to a conference in Minneapolis in April and it's going to wrap up just in time for me to go to the Twins home opener! Huzzah! New stadium unlocked!
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You guys, I'm going to a conference in Minneapolis in April and it's going to wrap up just in time for me to go to the Twins home opener! Huzzah! New stadium unlocked!
In addition to them just completely missing the point as usual, Sauron's security wasn't even good enough to stop two Hobbits.
Again,
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
In addition to them just completely missing the point as usual, Sauron's security wasn't even good enough to stop two Hobbits.
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