Salish Sea Hag
@hcvt.bsky.social
Okie-bred, fled to Vermont in 1998. This is usually the point in conversation when I share that the Pioneer Woman & I went to the same high school. Seeking books, yoga, funds for cancer research, pickleball, recipes, ghost stories, belly laughs & peace.
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Salish Sea Hag
@hcvt.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Years ago we told our son we used the theme song from Unsolved Mysteries as our wedding processional. I hope he still believes.
Are skiiers supposed to hit those pole things
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Are skiiers supposed to hit those pole things
GET THAT FACE OFF YER FACE
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
GET THAT FACE OFF YER FACE
Most of the people I knew in my Oklahoma hometown rn
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Most of the people I knew in my Oklahoma hometown rn
Oh man she’s multiplying
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Oh man she’s multiplying
Rosie, in her night nest of blankets. Hoping everyone is safe on this dangerously cold night in New England.
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Rosie, in her night nest of blankets. Hoping everyone is safe on this dangerously cold night in New England.
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We first published this during the pandemic, but (unfortunately) it still kind of holds up. Plus, it's Laura Ingalls Wilder's birthday today. Enjoy?
Excerpts from Laura Ingalls Wilder’s The Long Fucking Winter
Morning was bright and clear, but there was no school. There would be no more in-person classes until COVID-19 cases went down again. Carrie gazed ...
buff.ly
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
We first published this during the pandemic, but (unfortunately) it still kind of holds up. Plus, it's Laura Ingalls Wilder's birthday today. Enjoy?
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Cold, unblinking stare
It is an 85% decrease.
Trump: "Novo Nordisk will be slashing the price of Ozempic from more than $1,000 to $199. And the price of Wegovy from more than $1,300 to $199, a 578% difference."
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Cold, unblinking stare
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: hello my friend Jeffrey Epstein. anything I can do to assist your pedophilia or associated legal defense?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: thin;s r going goo d. have u herd of gentic diference btwen whit and othes? thank's. Jeffrye
WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: we must meet at once to discuss this
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: thin;s r going goo d. have u herd of gentic diference btwen whit and othes? thank's. Jeffrye
WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: we must meet at once to discuss this
February 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: hello my friend Jeffrey Epstein. anything I can do to assist your pedophilia or associated legal defense?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: thin;s r going goo d. have u herd of gentic diference btwen whit and othes? thank's. Jeffrye
WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: we must meet at once to discuss this
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: thin;s r going goo d. have u herd of gentic diference btwen whit and othes? thank's. Jeffrye
WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: we must meet at once to discuss this
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Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
We can’t provide health insurance subsidies or fund school lunches because the cupboard is bare. But we CAN build a 100,000 seat stadium in front of the White House, a massive White House ballroom bunker AND a 250-foot arch based on the Arc De Triomphe.
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
We can’t provide health insurance subsidies or fund school lunches because the cupboard is bare. But we CAN build a 100,000 seat stadium in front of the White House, a massive White House ballroom bunker AND a 250-foot arch based on the Arc De Triomphe.
feels like I’m an honorary staff member at my son’s workplace, just based on vibes. He sent me a photo of a meteorologist wearing a capybara tshirt. I responded “classic Dave”.
Have I met this person? No
Have I met this person? No
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 PM
feels like I’m an honorary staff member at my son’s workplace, just based on vibes. He sent me a photo of a meteorologist wearing a capybara tshirt. I responded “classic Dave”.
Have I met this person? No
Have I met this person? No
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it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 AM
it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter
it makes me so damn mad that I had to contend with Boston Rob across multiple decades of reality shows. And now my son knows who he is! We are supposed to protect our children 😔
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 AM
it makes me so damn mad that I had to contend with Boston Rob across multiple decades of reality shows. And now my son knows who he is! We are supposed to protect our children 😔
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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*invites you to hot yoga class but it's just us sitting on the floor criss-cross applesauce, scrolling our phones, eating a five-pound bag of Hot Tamales
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM
*invites you to hot yoga class but it's just us sitting on the floor criss-cross applesauce, scrolling our phones, eating a five-pound bag of Hot Tamales
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From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
Made Detroit Pizza for the first time, big hit www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/week...
Weeknight Detroit Pizza
A Detroit-style pizza with crispy, caramelized edges and a thick layer of sauce and cheese.
www.kingarthurbaking.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Made Detroit Pizza for the first time, big hit www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/week...
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St Paul Parks and Rec really going through it
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 AM
St Paul Parks and Rec really going through it
snowy Saturday stroll #Vermont #dogsofbluesky
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM
snowy Saturday stroll #Vermont #dogsofbluesky
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here at cbs news, we are undertaking a mission to tell the kind of stories that for too long have gone untold, like how cops are badass and white people have never done anything wrong
January 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
here at cbs news, we are undertaking a mission to tell the kind of stories that for too long have gone untold, like how cops are badass and white people have never done anything wrong
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"Poor people should just eat healthy food," he rasped as his hands jerked around like Emperor Palpetine at the end of Return of the Jedi.
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"Poor people should just eat healthy food," he rasped as his hands jerked around like Emperor Palpetine at the end of Return of the Jedi.
January thaw got Sully in his feels
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
January thaw got Sully in his feels