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Hayley
@haymaker.bsky.social
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A Pollyanna motherfucker.
Director and Actor. ♀️
no TERFs, no SWERFs
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Hayley @haymaker.bsky.social · 11d
So, for some reason I decided to watch all of Deep Space Nine this year, since I really haven't watched it all before. Come with me on this journey.
haymaker.bsky.social
I've had a lot of fun with a lot of lovely folks this weekend, and I'm real grateful for that. 💖
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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haymaker.bsky.social
I know its not, but I still fear it.
Windom Earle in Twin Peaks interrogating a drugged Major Garland Briggs. He asks the Major "Garland, what do you fear most in the world" Major Garland Briggs responds "The possibility that love is not enough".
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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haymaker.bsky.social
When I'm looking to read about some fancy Japanese lesbians:
a photo of my phone at work, where the incoming caller id read "Bougie Yuri"
June 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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beetlenaut.bsky.social
knowing how the story has progressed for Satoshi Kon (RIP) and Aronofsky (pro-AI, rich) , this is a very sad thing to reflect on
ani-obsessive.bsky.social Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 1d
Satoshi Kon talks about how Requiem for a Dream took from his film Perfect Blue (1997)
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
haymaker.bsky.social
Oh goddamn it. 😭
What a fuckin legend she was. RIP

youtu.be/fggXs7oIP7Q?...
Midnight at the Oasis - Waiting for Guffman HD
YouTube video by artfilm33
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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babeswithblades.bsky.social
BWBTC Shakespeare: King Lear
Directed by Alison Dornheggen (she/her)
@ Theater Wit
October 17 - November 21, 2026
#WorldPremiere #ChicagoStorefront #StageCombat #LiveTheatre #BWBTC #Shakespeare #Pirates
A crown broken into 3 pieces. Some of the prongs of the crown are dripping blood.
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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babeswithblades.bsky.social
Our 2026 season is here!

The world premiere of yo ho. (a pirate play about Mary Read & Anne Bonny)
by SMJ (they/them)
Directed by JD Caudill (they/them)
@ The Edge Off Broadway
July 25 - August 29, 2026

#WorldPremiere #ChicagoStorefront #StageCombat #LiveTheatre #BWBTC #Shakespeare #Pirates
A tattered pirate flag in front of a light pink/purple background with speckles
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
haymaker.bsky.social
Same.
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January 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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meo.bsky.social
Nature is beautiful photo of a sour gummy worm chillin on a leaf
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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cockremover.bsky.social
when life gives you lemons, that's the signal, okay? we're gonna blow this place the fuck up
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 PM
haymaker.bsky.social
I have seen these and they are so well made and adorable.

Show the world just how much you love pizza with a pizza pendent.
sky-writes.bsky.social sky ✨🪐✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 3d
i'm now making pizza amulets to order!

-your choice of toppings!
-will begin shipping on Monday, Feb 8
-inedible
-$20, includes domestic US shipping
-includes sausage or pepperoni, additional hand sculpted toppings $2 each
-paypl or vnmo accepted
-int'l shipping by request!

DM me to order!
HOT FRESH DELICIOUS pizza Amulets 18" CORD INCLUDED! $20°° INCLUDES US SHIPPING, INT'L ORDERS WELLIMF • HAND SCULPTED & MADE TO ORDER! • DURABLE METAL & POLYMER CLAY •SAUSAGE OR PEP INCLUDED! ADD'L TOPPINGS $2 EACH
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
haymaker.bsky.social
WGN, never change.
bebopott.bsky.social Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 4d
WGN’s newest show The Point launched last night with some very funny production choices, such as slowly zooming in on guest Mayor Brandon Johnson while host Tahman Bradley gives his introduction off-screen.

Pure VEEP energy, 10/10 from me.
January 27, 2026 at 9:18 PM
haymaker.bsky.social
I'm still not over this.
haymaker.bsky.social Hayley @haymaker.bsky.social · 8d
CARDIES???!!?? 🤣

For real, I know what he said, but he pronounced that like Proddie. And I respect that moment where he pulled from lived experience to inform his far future character.
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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At this point Kristi Noem looks like her own Spitting Image/Land of Confusion puppet
Kristie Noem in an outdoor press scrum on a sunny day looking like a rubber-faced hand puppet with no eyes An '80s photo of numerous celebrity puppets from Spitting Image, grotesque three-dimensional caricatures with hideously exaggerated features that strain the balance faithful representation and horrendous ugliness, like an Eli Valley cartoon
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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maureenf.bsky.social
A lot more people should know about the bravery Marimar Martinez displayed in the midst of Chicago’s occupation and the murder of two observers in MSP. They tried to kill her, shooting her 5 times, and it’s a miracle she’s alive to push for transparency like this after being persecuted by the DOJ.
January 26, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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haymaker.bsky.social
2.11 Chris Sarandon in a genre work being a creep? For spring?

Groundbreaking.
Chris sarandon apparently being a con man alien or something. Yes he was Prince Humperdinck. Yes he's the vampire neighbor from fright night. No, we're not going to talk about dog day afternoon.
January 26, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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twilightpb.bsky.social
I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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harebrained.bsky.social
The Twin Cities aren’t playing when they say Abolish ICE.

Here’s another graphic for our Minnesota friends.
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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chanda.blacksky.app
YOUR PHONE CALLS TO THE SENATE ARE WORKING. KEEP CALLING.

202–224-3121

Three Democrats who previously broke with the party and voted with the GOP are now saying they will not vote for the bill. That’s enough for the bill to be unpassable right now.
DHS funding bill faces new Senate hurdles after another person killed in Minneapolis
Some Democrats who voted for recent funding bills said they'll vote against any DHS bill without restrictions on enforcement operations. The deadline to avert a shutdown is Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
haymaker.bsky.social
Kind of tempted to message one of the owners of Dorothy's in Chicago to see if they would allow me to host a sapphic anime night.
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
haymaker.bsky.social
#thirdle #thirdle1388

🏆 3 / 6 🔥 streak 2

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Thirdle - Daily Word Game
Thirdle is a fun daily crossword game. Can you solve todays puzzle?
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January 23, 2026 at 7:20 PM
haymaker.bsky.social
Skyrdle 225 4/6

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January 23, 2026 at 7:07 PM
haymaker.bsky.social
What fresh new hell is this, gmail?

Don't worry - I already know how to turn it off.
a screenshot of an AI overview of an email exchange I'm having with a property manager of a place we're looking at. I did not ask for this. fuck this.
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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billcorbett.bsky.social
Just donated. Please join me if you can. Thank you.
jchavezmpls.bsky.social Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 10d
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.

gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz
Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
gofund.me
January 22, 2026 at 4:47 AM