demogorgonzola
@hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
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demogorgonzola
@hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
· Jan 24
tell me where you were born using just one image of food
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they may have taken away our health insurance, but taco bell brought back the quesarito!
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
they may have taken away our health insurance, but taco bell brought back the quesarito!
witness testified that there were 5-10 dogs living in my client’s house… and he was confused when i asked him to explain how he got that number
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
witness testified that there were 5-10 dogs living in my client’s house… and he was confused when i asked him to explain how he got that number
one of my coworkers reported herself to mgmt for accidentally teams messaging opposing counsel saying he was a dick
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
one of my coworkers reported herself to mgmt for accidentally teams messaging opposing counsel saying he was a dick
debating whether i can put “LEAVE ME ALONE (until further notice” as my automatic out-of-office email reply for the holidays
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
debating whether i can put “LEAVE ME ALONE (until further notice” as my automatic out-of-office email reply for the holidays
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"I was tooling timing belts with my pop when I was still in diapers."
DO NOT LET YOUR TODDLER FIX CARS
DO NOT LET YOUR TODDLER FIX CARS
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"I was tooling timing belts with my pop when I was still in diapers."
DO NOT LET YOUR TODDLER FIX CARS
DO NOT LET YOUR TODDLER FIX CARS
i really wanna skip work to go throw snowballs at ICE
December 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i really wanna skip work to go throw snowballs at ICE
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Everything started going downhill when apple took away the headphone jack
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Everything started going downhill when apple took away the headphone jack
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"we use to have 99 cent ringtones and when folks called us they would get mad if we answered because the song was getting to the good part!"
a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card
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December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"we use to have 99 cent ringtones and when folks called us they would get mad if we answered because the song was getting to the good part!"
becoming a villain is hard work and i’m way too sleepy
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
becoming a villain is hard work and i’m way too sleepy
the only excuse i’ll accept for minneapolis just legit not plowing any roads or sidewalks today is to make it harder for ICE to get around
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
the only excuse i’ll accept for minneapolis just legit not plowing any roads or sidewalks today is to make it harder for ICE to get around
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What does relationship law say about getting your s/o to give TNG more of a chance
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What does relationship law say about getting your s/o to give TNG more of a chance
what if i wanna blow off work for a few days to do my mandatory minimum wage escape room too?!?!?
i’m kinda sad i’ll never get to experience jury duty cuz they don’t pick lawyers.
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
what if i wanna blow off work for a few days to do my mandatory minimum wage escape room too?!?!?
i’m kinda sad i’ll never get to experience jury duty cuz they don’t pick lawyers.
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i’m kinda sad i’ll never get to experience jury duty cuz they don’t pick lawyers.
the aliens won’t abduct me cuz i want it too badly ☹️
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the aliens won’t abduct me cuz i want it too badly ☹️
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there's never been a better time to tell the new york times to fuck off
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
there's never been a better time to tell the new york times to fuck off
according to my doctor i need to become a stay-at-home water drinker
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
according to my doctor i need to become a stay-at-home water drinker
well now we gotta start using calibri for everything
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
well now we gotta start using calibri for everything
can’t wait for another day of carrying my passport everywhere i go now in case ICE nabs me while i’m existing in public
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
can’t wait for another day of carrying my passport everywhere i go now in case ICE nabs me while i’m existing in public
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my dad has started carrying his tribal ID to work because ICE is around all the time and he thinks he’s going to get deported
then they were in the parking lot at his work this morning. two trucks of agents at 17th and Lake in mpls.
then they were in the parking lot at his work this morning. two trucks of agents at 17th and Lake in mpls.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
my dad has started carrying his tribal ID to work because ICE is around all the time and he thinks he’s going to get deported
then they were in the parking lot at his work this morning. two trucks of agents at 17th and Lake in mpls.
then they were in the parking lot at his work this morning. two trucks of agents at 17th and Lake in mpls.
stahhhhp they did not really choose white as pantone color of the year. i can’t
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
stahhhhp they did not really choose white as pantone color of the year. i can’t
okay what would they even do if i parked in a tesla-only spot
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
okay what would they even do if i parked in a tesla-only spot
also, chinga la migra. shit’s about to get so terrible in mpls
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
also, chinga la migra. shit’s about to get so terrible in mpls
had some real life law & order drama happen with a case this afternoon and i legit almost fought a cop to protect my client. i’m so tired 😴 🥱
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
had some real life law & order drama happen with a case this afternoon and i legit almost fought a cop to protect my client. i’m so tired 😴 🥱
playing solitaire is like life. sometimes you just need a good shuffle
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
playing solitaire is like life. sometimes you just need a good shuffle
maybe i’d hate AI less if it could actually replace me at work so i can stay home & be cozy
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
maybe i’d hate AI less if it could actually replace me at work so i can stay home & be cozy