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Mostly ADHD. The Truth Is Out There👽 Dangerously Cheesy. 🩷💜💙
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hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
if you wanna know who your new neighbors are, put up a little free library
Image showing the inside a DIY wooden little free library (painted white with 1 shelf installed, and 2 books are side by side - propped up in front of all the other books with their covers facing out) my old retired neighbor lady came out and put these 2 books out: [1] “The Bush Tragedy” by Jacob Weisberg (black cover with alternating white & bright red font colors, and like half of a black & white photo image of former President George W. Bush; [2] “Illustrated / 1783-1800: The United States Emerges” (bright yellow cover with black font and an old dime-store style cartoon depicting a bunch of white people at protesting in the streets - clear blue sky and American flag flying in the background)
September 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
🎶 this is the song that never ends 🎶
Photo of a water-flooded residential area street with houses and power lines and a sinking/floating white street sign in the water that says “BUT HER EMAILS” (in reference to the recently leaked group text between some Trump admins like JD Vance and Pete Hegseth about secret plans for Yemen….meanwhile Hillary Clinton is still being persecuted about the Benghazi emails before her presidential election campaign 10 yrs ago)
March 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
from an ICE protest yesterday!
Photo of me (neck down) from MPR News (3.11.25) holding a white 8”x11” sign with black and red lettering that says “No Human Is Illegal On Stolen Land!” — I was attending an ICE protest at my local courthouse
March 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
in no particular order:
Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle. Cartoon red & orange sentient flame, depicted here heating up bacon and eggs in a frying pan Bakugo from My Hero Academia. ash blonde spiky hair, sharp angle chin, angry glare, gray school uniform blazer with dark green stripes on the lapels and shoulders Yor Forger from Spy Family. On the left she’s dressed demurely with a cream cardigan and simple black dress, matching cream headband, red eyes and hairstyle with piecy bangs and 2 large chunks of hair down in front on either side. On the right, she’s in her assassin outfit consisting of a dark red dress with off the shoulder straps, long in the back but high hem in the front coming partway down to the knees, gold headband, piecy bangs and 2 long chunks of hair on either side in front with the rest bound in back, and she’s holding 2 daggers Inuyasha from Inuyasha. mostly human looking man with long white hair and 2 short dog ears on top of his head. He wears a long one-piece red robe with huge billowing sleeves and legs, and a necklace with dark stones and sharp long teeth as beads. He has a thin sword attached to his right hip
February 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
taken from fb group twilight shitposting: Vertical meme format, spoof of a scene from New Moon movie. Top frame with Rob Pattinson as Edward Cullen (TikTok logo over his face) saying “it will be like I never existed, I promise.” Bottom frame with Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan saying “if this is about my data, take it! I don’t want it without you!”
January 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
lollllllll younger bro thought he was exposing some plot hole but older bro was not having any of it
screenshot of my sibling group chat from 8:27pm today. profile pics of my brothers are covered by emojis for their privacy • detective monocle face: “if Voldemort was a sport after leaving Quirrell’s body, how did wormtail help him get the creepy infant body?” • deadpan expression face: “Magic”
January 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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not-so-humble brag: i read a lot this year, despite having a baby in april
Screenshot of my Goodreads 2024 Year in Books, featuring a sketch of an abstract calendar on the top left (red border with light beige background) and 3 books on the top right (blue, green, yellow) with no discernible titles. My Goodreads profile picture (me mostly hidden behind a copy of an Agatha Christie book) and my reading stats: 30,395 pages read & 80 books
December 31, 2024 at 11:51 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
the way she just immediately knows where a stick is buried lol
December 19, 2024 at 1:31 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
ok so target has these socks with pizza 🍕 christmas trees on them
Fuzzy socks sold at target with Christmas trees that look like pepperoni pizza slices on them. Or pepperoni pizza slices that look like christmas trees. You decide
November 24, 2024 at 4:07 AM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
his responses keep getting longer & longer the more I disagree and I’m like:
November 16, 2024 at 10:23 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
Took down a prosecutor so hard in court today, it felt like I went into the Avatar state
Collage style with 6 frames depicting (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Aang in the Avatar state when he becomes a giant blue reptilian-looking monster made out of water with a huge fin down his back, in various stages of smacking down Fire Nation soldiers attacking the Northern Water Tribe
October 3, 2024 at 10:52 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
My brain when I’m trying to sleep but I have ADHD
Image of Godzilla partially submerged in water. The top half of his body above water is normal, but the bottom half of his body below the water surface shows him wearing super high-heeled & hot pink stilettos.
July 22, 2024 at 3:46 AM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
So it’s my birthday today & I got a FB notification that my mom posted something. Except it’s about God protecting Trump 🥴
Screenshot of my mom’s Facebook post depicting a large male angel with blonde hair, huge white wings, and sporting metallic body armor. Standing over Donald Trump at a podium
July 18, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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Idk why this is so funny but I ordered “The Stranger” by Albert Camus for my book club and I ended up with a giant copy that’s like…printed on coloring book paper? 😂
“Paperback” copy of The Stranger by Albert Camus, dimensions 8x10, pic of my hand holding it for size reference
May 31, 2024 at 5:11 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
I made this creature. She spends most of her time debating whether to sleep or scream.
May 7, 2024 at 8:23 AM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
Happiest when she has STICK
Photo of my dog Mochi on the driveway the other day happily chewing on a stick and enjoying rare sunshine weather in March in Minnesota.
March 15, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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@forestservicehater.bsky.social
Pic of the weird looking potato casserole Chief O’Brien on Star Trek TNG tries to make Keiko eat. text overlay says “I love you like Miles O’Brien loves potato casserole”
February 14, 2024 at 2:36 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
my “fuckin’ ask me again if I’m even qualified to be a lawyer” vibes today
Me dressed up for court in a grey blazer, floral high-neck blouse, slicked back hair, glasses, lipstick and serious expression
February 3, 2024 at 3:45 AM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
my humble offering
Image of a rocks glass filled with whiskey and a hotdog (unsure if cooked…) sticking out. Text says “don’t talk to daddy until he’s had his hot dog whiskey”
January 30, 2024 at 4:55 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
tell me where you were born using just one image of food
tater tot hotdish in blue cast iron casserole dish, with serving spoon on the side and a big ole yummy serving on a plate
January 24, 2024 at 5:45 AM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
ope
Meme with photo of Boeing 737 max plane with missing emergency door panel and quote “when one door closes another door opens” - Boeing —- alluding to the recent Alaska Airlines flight out of PDX where the emergency door panel blew off around 16,000ft
January 9, 2024 at 2:31 AM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
himb’s a big fuckin cat
My cat gatsby (20lb cat with brown and white markings, very fluffy because he’s part Maine Coon, Ragdoll, and Tabby) lounging full length on top of a radiator in front of the window. With a “what do you want, human?” expression
December 20, 2023 at 3:25 AM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
post a meme made by you
Image of Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat (iconic red and white striped and oversized top hat along with giant red bow tie) smirking and holding a fish bowl with the control-freak gold fish looking appalled inside. Text overlay at bottom says: Fish Better Have My Money (a play on Rihanna’s song “Bitch Better Have My Money”)
December 19, 2023 at 3:03 AM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
Not even close 😭
Screenshot of an instagram reel where someone is going around with a diagram of a vagina, asking random men where the clitoris is. The man in this shot is pointing to the vaginal canal and a big ❌ came on the screen.
November 25, 2023 at 7:45 PM
hawaiianpunch.bsky.social
I think my dog’s new toy is flirting with me
Photo of this month’s BarkBox toy, “Cassie Role”, featuring a dog toy that’s a casserole dish with red lips, heavy lids and flirty eyelashes
November 21, 2023 at 6:26 AM