Glenn Hauman
@hauman.bsky.social
Very tall. Very frazzled. Probably very late. he/him/heybigguy
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Also at https://comicmix.com
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Also at https://comicmix.com
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TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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For gazillionth time, the standard you walk past is the standard you accept
“Well… we can’t just keep filing impeachment articles all the time.”
Yes you can! If the man is committing impeachable offenses on the regular, you’re acquiescing to a standard that raises the bar for impeachable offense to absurd levels.
Yes you can! If the man is committing impeachable offenses on the regular, you’re acquiescing to a standard that raises the bar for impeachable offense to absurd levels.
How are voters meant to understand how serious things are if in lieu of shouting fire AND going into building with hoses, you're simply posting fire safety suggestions on social media?
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
For gazillionth time, the standard you walk past is the standard you accept
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Who wants the US or any country randomly invading their neighbors, starting wars, and stealing oil again?! That has always made us and the world less safe.
We forget World War I and World War II and what we built to prevent them at our peril.
We forget World War I and World War II and what we built to prevent them at our peril.
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Who wants the US or any country randomly invading their neighbors, starting wars, and stealing oil again?! That has always made us and the world less safe.
We forget World War I and World War II and what we built to prevent them at our peril.
We forget World War I and World War II and what we built to prevent them at our peril.
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Trump planning how to run Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Trump planning how to run Venezuela
“THE DONROE DOCTRINE”???
He actually called it that?
He actually called it that?
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
“THE DONROE DOCTRINE”???
He actually called it that?
He actually called it that?
“THE DON-ROE DOCTRINE”????
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
“THE DON-ROE DOCTRINE”????
I challenge anyone to listen to this entire speech and not think it’s time for him to be removed from office. He’s completely flailing. Every person standing behind him knows it.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I challenge anyone to listen to this entire speech and not think it’s time for him to be removed from office. He’s completely flailing. Every person standing behind him knows it.
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Not sure how into Star Trek you are, but @davidmack.pro has an awesome Star Trek starter pack that includes a lot of comic creators too 👍🏻
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Not sure how into Star Trek you are, but @davidmack.pro has an awesome Star Trek starter pack that includes a lot of comic creators too 👍🏻
An important (and long) (but VERY important) thread.
I've just started reading this transcript. I'll do a thread (below this post) of parts that stand out to me as I read. The progress will be sporadic, as we're planning to watch some movies tonight (having a wild New Years over here! 🥳)
BREAKING: The House Judiciary Committee has released Jack Smith's 255-page deposition transcript: judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
An important (and long) (but VERY important) thread.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
January 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Our Solar System is orbiting the center of our Galaxy at about 220 km/s so in 2025 we collectively traveled something like 7 billion kilometers across the Milky Way. Once in a while, when you have a moment, it’s worthwhile to take a look around, see where you are, and appreciate how far you’ve come.
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The continual belief of white innocence ,
As well as the idea that this embedded racism only came up in the last ten years
Is a special hell.
Laughing at them while they achieve what they want at any level only comforts some people because they avoid the actual ramifications of the hate
As well as the idea that this embedded racism only came up in the last ten years
Is a special hell.
Laughing at them while they achieve what they want at any level only comforts some people because they avoid the actual ramifications of the hate
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The continual belief of white innocence ,
As well as the idea that this embedded racism only came up in the last ten years
Is a special hell.
Laughing at them while they achieve what they want at any level only comforts some people because they avoid the actual ramifications of the hate
As well as the idea that this embedded racism only came up in the last ten years
Is a special hell.
Laughing at them while they achieve what they want at any level only comforts some people because they avoid the actual ramifications of the hate
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"Mar-a-Lago spa’s practice of dispatching workers to Epstein’s home has not been previously reported ... The Mar-a-Lago bosses told the message therapist Epstein preferred spa services in the privacy of his own home, and warned the employee Epstein sometimes exposed himself during massages."
Exclusive | The Incident That Prompted Trump to Ban Epstein From Mar-a-Lago’s Spa
Mar-a-Lago sent an 18-year-old spa worker on a house call to Jeffrey Epstein in 2003. She complained to her bosses that Epstein pressured her for sex.
www.wsj.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"Mar-a-Lago spa’s practice of dispatching workers to Epstein’s home has not been previously reported ... The Mar-a-Lago bosses told the message therapist Epstein preferred spa services in the privacy of his own home, and warned the employee Epstein sometimes exposed himself during massages."
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
Going into 2026 like…
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Going into 2026 like…
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Like Billy Mack chasing an Xmas #1 in LOVE ACTUALLY, I’m trying to rack up another 98 followers to break the 10K mark by midnight and ring in the New Year as a 5-digit Bluesky account! Help an aging tie-in writer achieve a meaningless arbitrary goal! FOLLOW ME NOW!
PS There’s nothing in it for you.
PS There’s nothing in it for you.
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ALT: a close up of a man 's face with snow falling from his hair
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January 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Like Billy Mack chasing an Xmas #1 in LOVE ACTUALLY, I’m trying to rack up another 98 followers to break the 10K mark by midnight and ring in the New Year as a 5-digit Bluesky account! Help an aging tie-in writer achieve a meaningless arbitrary goal! FOLLOW ME NOW!
PS There’s nothing in it for you.
PS There’s nothing in it for you.
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In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
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So we’re just not gonna talk about Special Counsel Jack Smith saying under oath that they have direct evidence Donald Trump caused January 6 and then exploited it?
Cool cool let’s keep pretending this is debatable.
#JackSmith #Impeach #EpsteinFiles
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So we’re just not gonna talk about Special Counsel Jack Smith saying under oath that they have direct evidence Donald Trump caused January 6 and then exploited it?
Cool cool let’s keep pretending this is debatable.
#JackSmith #Impeach #EpsteinFiles
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December 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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So we’re just not gonna talk about Special Counsel Jack Smith saying under oath that they have direct evidence Donald Trump caused January 6 and then exploited it?
Cool cool let’s keep pretending this is debatable.
#JackSmith #Impeach #EpsteinFiles
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So we’re just not gonna talk about Special Counsel Jack Smith saying under oath that they have direct evidence Donald Trump caused January 6 and then exploited it?
Cool cool let’s keep pretending this is debatable.
#JackSmith #Impeach #EpsteinFiles
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The GOP has really leaned in to singling out Somalis for very explicit racism. Ron Johnson and the rest of the party are just loathsome, un-American people.
Ron Johnson: "Understand, Somalis have just been in this country a few years. They're amateurs when it comes to fleecing the federal government."
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The GOP has really leaned in to singling out Somalis for very explicit racism. Ron Johnson and the rest of the party are just loathsome, un-American people.
Definitely seeing new followers from David’s Star Trek starter pack. Howdy, folks! I know about 48% of David Mack’s deepest darkest secrets— ask me anything about them and I’ll be about 48% truthful.*
*on average. Secrets revealed by weight, not by volume. For additional volume, adjust your earbuds
*on average. Secrets revealed by weight, not by volume. For additional volume, adjust your earbuds
I hear rumors of a lot of new folks joining Bluesky recently. If you’re a new Bluesky user and want to follow STAR TREK professionals of all kinds — actors, writers, producers, artists, artisans, execs, podcasters, and more — this is the Starter Pack for you! #LLAP
go.bsky.app/Gt9LRwa
go.bsky.app/Gt9LRwa
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Definitely seeing new followers from David’s Star Trek starter pack. Howdy, folks! I know about 48% of David Mack’s deepest darkest secrets— ask me anything about them and I’ll be about 48% truthful.*
*on average. Secrets revealed by weight, not by volume. For additional volume, adjust your earbuds
*on average. Secrets revealed by weight, not by volume. For additional volume, adjust your earbuds
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Imagine it being easier to just pay the 8 billion dollars and it won't affect you in the slightest. Man what have we done lol
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying
Mark Zuckerberg and current and former Meta executives agreed on Thursday to settle a $8 billion shareholder lawsuit alleging the company’s directors failed to prevent billions of dollars in fines and...
www.france24.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Imagine it being easier to just pay the 8 billion dollars and it won't affect you in the slightest. Man what have we done lol
Gee, why would Donnie Trump want to get rid of the director of the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke?
Perhaps the doctor knows something Donnie doesn’t want to admit…?
Perhaps the doctor knows something Donnie doesn’t want to admit…?
More on the continuing purges at #NIH. Now 13 out of 27 institute directors have been gotten rid of. This is not normal. @jonathanwosen.bsky.social www.statnews.com/2025/12/27/n...
Director of NIH neurological disorders institute is ousted, adding to leadership churn
Walter Koroshetz, director of the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, will soon be leaving his role, STAT has learned. His departure
www.statnews.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Gee, why would Donnie Trump want to get rid of the director of the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke?
Perhaps the doctor knows something Donnie doesn’t want to admit…?
Perhaps the doctor knows something Donnie doesn’t want to admit…?
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It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk