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We should start naming heatwaves after fossil companies
The Santos Heatwave
The Woodside Heatwave
etc
The Santos Heatwave
The Woodside Heatwave
etc
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
We should start naming heatwaves after fossil companies
The Santos Heatwave
The Woodside Heatwave
etc
The Santos Heatwave
The Woodside Heatwave
etc
Its 40oC in Strathfield right now. A kid just got off the train wearing uggboots. That should be considered a hate crime. Why make foot flavoured sheepskin soup?
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Its 40oC in Strathfield right now. A kid just got off the train wearing uggboots. That should be considered a hate crime. Why make foot flavoured sheepskin soup?
Reposted by HattieRat
Reposted by HattieRat
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
Reposted by HattieRat
Reposted by HattieRat
All it takes for evil to thrive is for mediocre world leaders to say “I’d rather not say”
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
All it takes for evil to thrive is for mediocre world leaders to say “I’d rather not say”
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The US is committing so many illegal acts that the Australian government might have to engage a Special Envoy To Combat Antiamericanism
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The US is committing so many illegal acts that the Australian government might have to engage a Special Envoy To Combat Antiamericanism
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The good news for Maduro is that America's policy of dealing with "foreign criminals" is to forcibly deport them without due process or trial so he should probably be back home in time to not miss work on Monday.
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 AM
The good news for Maduro is that America's policy of dealing with "foreign criminals" is to forcibly deport them without due process or trial so he should probably be back home in time to not miss work on Monday.
many people trust the seams in their clothing in a way I never could
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
many people trust the seams in their clothing in a way I never could
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December 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
To the crested pigeons hooting it up in my neighbours yard - get a bloody room
Im happy for you, but too much PDA
Im happy for you, but too much PDA
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
To the crested pigeons hooting it up in my neighbours yard - get a bloody room
Im happy for you, but too much PDA
Im happy for you, but too much PDA
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The human mind is a remarkable thingamajig for processing whatchamacallit.
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The human mind is a remarkable thingamajig for processing whatchamacallit.
I want advertisers to offer realistic expectations for clients and their customers. Here I suggest a relatable slogan for Bunnings.
‘Of course I have to go to fuggin’ Bunnings again’
You're welcome, i’ll send the invoice.
‘Of course I have to go to fuggin’ Bunnings again’
You're welcome, i’ll send the invoice.
June 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I want advertisers to offer realistic expectations for clients and their customers. Here I suggest a relatable slogan for Bunnings.
‘Of course I have to go to fuggin’ Bunnings again’
You're welcome, i’ll send the invoice.
‘Of course I have to go to fuggin’ Bunnings again’
You're welcome, i’ll send the invoice.
I don’t want to download your app.
It’s not necessarily you, it’s me.
Sorry we cant be together because your customer experience processes suck.
It’s not necessarily you, it’s me.
Sorry we cant be together because your customer experience processes suck.
March 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don’t want to download your app.
It’s not necessarily you, it’s me.
Sorry we cant be together because your customer experience processes suck.
It’s not necessarily you, it’s me.
Sorry we cant be together because your customer experience processes suck.
Be a fern, ferns are like Fonzie, ferns are cool.
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Be a fern, ferns are like Fonzie, ferns are cool.
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Forever chemicals to be replaced with subscription-based chemicals that you can never own
January 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Forever chemicals to be replaced with subscription-based chemicals that you can never own
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Happy “Fuck Trump And All He Stands For Day” to all who celebrate!
January 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy “Fuck Trump And All He Stands For Day” to all who celebrate!
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Santa gave me magnesium supplements.
December 24, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Santa gave me magnesium supplements.
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Wild that Australian news keeps verbatim quoting Netanyahu without routinely adding that's he's genocidal piece of shit responsible for murdering tens of thousands of children. By all means, quote what he says, but I guarantee, whatever it is, the baby-killing context is more important.
December 6, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Wild that Australian news keeps verbatim quoting Netanyahu without routinely adding that's he's genocidal piece of shit responsible for murdering tens of thousands of children. By all means, quote what he says, but I guarantee, whatever it is, the baby-killing context is more important.
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
I wish I could take my slippers off without them being stolen. It’s a ruff neighbourhood
December 1, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I wish I could take my slippers off without them being stolen. It’s a ruff neighbourhood
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my imaginary friend and i got a lot of looks on our tandem bike ride this morning
November 26, 2024 at 10:07 PM
my imaginary friend and i got a lot of looks on our tandem bike ride this morning
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spiraling downward is just in my DNA
November 26, 2024 at 10:46 PM
spiraling downward is just in my DNA