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EVHaste
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Antifascist journalism, prose, games, & shitposts. Find my nonsense at evhaste.com
I covered a series of protests at Seattle Children's this weekend. If you were there: you're rad as fuck.

Inside: Speaker highlights, queer karaoke, and a homemade zine from "the vegan tranarchist".

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“Healthcare, Not Hate” – Protestors Ask Seattle Children’s Hospital for Support
Over 900 people assembled outside of Seattle Children’s Hospital today, in protest of the organization’s decision to unilaterally discontinue healthcare for its transgender youth. This was the thir…
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February 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
New Essay: I Do Not Consent.

"You do not have to just watch this happen on TV. You are allowed to change the events you see on the screen... Please, get up and help me. "

(Wow Bluesky really does not like unrolling for my site, huh, I should get around to fixing that)
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February 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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im sorry for clipping thru ur floor and colliding with ur entities im just having a rly hard time right now
January 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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DEATH ROW HACK: For your last meal, request Olive Garden breadsticks
January 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
boy oh boy could I use a good shitpost this week
January 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I peaced out of Bsky in July of last year, after the Black artists I followed voiced issues with systemic racism, harassment, and lack of moderation support. It didn't seem like a community I wanted to lend my labor to.

For those of you who stuck around; did things ever improve?
November 13, 2024 at 10:59 AM
I came here looking for folks talking about the SAG-AFTRA strike, only to learn there’s another one on Bluesky protesting moderation inaction in solidarity with Black users.

Fuck yes.

Devs, fix your shit or I’m out.
July 13, 2023 at 9:17 PM
I went viral on LinkedIn once, and it did exactly one thing: made my notifications unusable.

It's spam and starvation wages all the way down, but every once in a while I get a funny one.
July 11, 2023 at 3:50 PM
At least once a week, I re-remember that I can drink water, and am surprised that it feels great.

Then I wonder why I don’t do it more often, before immediately forgetting.

I wanted to call it the water cycle but that name’s already taken.
July 11, 2023 at 12:43 PM
“Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.”

The chain continues
July 10, 2023 at 6:59 PM
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Can’t sleep reading fanfiction
July 7, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Tonight in Shadowrun:

My players infiltrated a masquerade ball by stealing an invite from another recipient.

The spy did some social schmoozing for information, the manic pixie snuck through the vents to melt a server, and the decker hacked the security system to obtain an AR-augmented staff mask.
July 7, 2023 at 9:28 AM
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ps5: you didn't shut me down right again :/ I'm not mad I'm just disappointed. would you like to refer to the ps5 manual for proper shutdown procedures?
me: shut the fuck up. you are a toy. i will throw you off a bridge if i take a mind to
July 6, 2023 at 12:47 PM
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This is the worst basketball sim I've ever played.
July 6, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Patreon has one of my favorite 404 pages. It's animated and if you wait long enough the fox will slowly float off screen.

And the helmet is shaped for his lil' ears! ♥
July 5, 2023 at 9:47 PM
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Inside of you are two wolves.

One identifies songs.
The other identifies you.
July 5, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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As an agent of chaos, I am proud to announce my organization's commitment to developing the Bluesky Hell System. This set of tools will allow Bluesky users to instantly see which porn any user has faved, see which highly-blocked users someone follows, perform coordinated gangstalking, and more
• Bluesky is a Twitter clone but without vent accounts or the ability to hide anything from public view

• its foundational network is: the most powerful posters and drama hounds from Twitter

we will see levels of posting derangement and mental damage never before experienced by any website user
July 4, 2023 at 3:27 AM
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When I die please use my blood and skin to create a tome of unfathomable power containing prophecies funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages sought after by both man and demon
July 2, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Look at this exceptionally cool pride art that’s up in our local Mud Bay! They said the artists name is Briar.

Found in Seattle, Capitol Hill.
July 2, 2023 at 10:46 PM
I should dress up my cat as Cait Sith for Halloween. Get her a 'lil cape and a megaphone. It'd be so cute!
July 1, 2023 at 2:52 PM
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I know it won’t happen and may not even be feasible to happen any more, but hear me out: Restart your blog, on a domain you own. Just to be sure when everything else collapses, people can still find you.
It's going to be a wild few years of an absolutely unusable internet while the CEOs realize that trying to mug every user at every level while also having AI generate all their content isn't 100% feasible.
July 1, 2023 at 1:35 PM
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July 1, 2023 at 1:46 PM