EVHaste
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Antifascist journalism, prose, games, & shitposts. Find my nonsense at evhaste.com
I went viral on LinkedIn once, and it did exactly one thing: made my notifications unusable.
It's spam and starvation wages all the way down, but every once in a while I get a funny one.
It's spam and starvation wages all the way down, but every once in a while I get a funny one.
July 11, 2023 at 3:50 PM
I went viral on LinkedIn once, and it did exactly one thing: made my notifications unusable.
It's spam and starvation wages all the way down, but every once in a while I get a funny one.
It's spam and starvation wages all the way down, but every once in a while I get a funny one.
“Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.”
The chain continues
The chain continues
July 10, 2023 at 6:59 PM
“Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.”
The chain continues
The chain continues
Patreon has one of my favorite 404 pages. It's animated and if you wait long enough the fox will slowly float off screen.
And the helmet is shaped for his lil' ears! ♥
And the helmet is shaped for his lil' ears! ♥
July 5, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Patreon has one of my favorite 404 pages. It's animated and if you wait long enough the fox will slowly float off screen.
And the helmet is shaped for his lil' ears! ♥
And the helmet is shaped for his lil' ears! ♥
Look at this exceptionally cool pride art that’s up in our local Mud Bay! They said the artists name is Briar.
Found in Seattle, Capitol Hill.
Found in Seattle, Capitol Hill.
July 2, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Look at this exceptionally cool pride art that’s up in our local Mud Bay! They said the artists name is Briar.
Found in Seattle, Capitol Hill.
Found in Seattle, Capitol Hill.
This post sponsored by boyfriend dungeon
July 1, 2023 at 2:51 PM
This post sponsored by boyfriend dungeon
Meanwhile, this is where I post from:
July 1, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Meanwhile, this is where I post from:
Excellent posing work.
Here’s Gideon; she lives in my car. Sometimes I forget she’s there and can understand why people are looking at me weird at the intersection
Here’s Gideon; she lives in my car. Sometimes I forget she’s there and can understand why people are looking at me weird at the intersection
June 26, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Excellent posing work.
Here’s Gideon; she lives in my car. Sometimes I forget she’s there and can understand why people are looking at me weird at the intersection
Here’s Gideon; she lives in my car. Sometimes I forget she’s there and can understand why people are looking at me weird at the intersection
I’m disappointed nobody has said the DK bongos yet.
June 22, 2023 at 4:49 AM
I’m disappointed nobody has said the DK bongos yet.
Saw this somewhat unfortunate game logo on the Epic Games store, which on a quick reading appeared to say "Undies' Lies".
June 18, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Saw this somewhat unfortunate game logo on the Epic Games store, which on a quick reading appeared to say "Undies' Lies".
As a matter of fact, I have her food bowls labeled just so. Though I’m told that the shelter chose the name in reference to the cryptic of Chesapeake Bay!
May 26, 2023 at 9:07 PM
As a matter of fact, I have her food bowls labeled just so. Though I’m told that the shelter chose the name in reference to the cryptic of Chesapeake Bay!
Found on Capitol Hill, on the window of a bank. I couldn’t agree more.
May 22, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Found on Capitol Hill, on the window of a bank. I couldn’t agree more.
I found the worlds tiniest landfill. This is the future liberals want
May 20, 2023 at 9:55 PM
I found the worlds tiniest landfill. This is the future liberals want
Behold, the newest addition to the Jameson-Haste Art Museum (Department of Excellent Bops)!
May 20, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Behold, the newest addition to the Jameson-Haste Art Museum (Department of Excellent Bops)!
My gay brain panicking whenever I see a cute girl:
May 20, 2023 at 8:44 PM
My gay brain panicking whenever I see a cute girl:
Hey hellthread it’s dye day at the salon can I get a verdict I think he crushed it
May 19, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Hey hellthread it’s dye day at the salon can I get a verdict I think he crushed it
Spa day before-pic!
We’re doing cyberpunk purple babyyy
We’re doing cyberpunk purple babyyy
May 19, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Spa day before-pic!
We’re doing cyberpunk purple babyyy
We’re doing cyberpunk purple babyyy
Please enjoy my sleppy stepcats
May 19, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Please enjoy my sleppy stepcats
‘Scuse me, coming through. Gotta break in the new socials with cat photos.
May 19, 2023 at 6:20 AM
‘Scuse me, coming through. Gotta break in the new socials with cat photos.