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Suggestive and NSFW at times
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Last night’s tabletop campaign with no context
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Last night’s tabletop campaign with no context
I know Blastoise is finally having her moment but I’ll always go with Venusaur I’m not sorry
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I know Blastoise is finally having her moment but I’ll always go with Venusaur I’m not sorry
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Expedition 33 submitted music to the Grammys and wasn’t nominated??? Destroy this canvas please
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Expedition 33 submitted music to the Grammys and wasn’t nominated??? Destroy this canvas please
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
I’m trying to call a dinner place for a large reservation this Friday but the line has been busy for the last HOUR and they don’t open again until Wednesday
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m trying to call a dinner place for a large reservation this Friday but the line has been busy for the last HOUR and they don’t open again until Wednesday
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me trying to meet new people at the bars
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
me trying to meet new people at the bars
They’re playing the Arthur theme at this Marianos
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
They’re playing the Arthur theme at this Marianos
Soooooo I got another arachnid 🦂
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Soooooo I got another arachnid 🦂
The saturation, hue and patterns observed in the neocaridina davidi are a genetic trait that can result in some rich colorations in specific individuals. These are “low grade” and a “high grade” blue shrimps eating an algae wafer to each other. Notice the other variations in this video! 🦐 #shrimp
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The saturation, hue and patterns observed in the neocaridina davidi are a genetic trait that can result in some rich colorations in specific individuals. These are “low grade” and a “high grade” blue shrimps eating an algae wafer to each other. Notice the other variations in this video! 🦐 #shrimp
Those soju memes are not lying
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Those soju memes are not lying
Overwatch with friends, one W, one shot. What could go wrong? 🥴
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Overwatch with friends, one W, one shot. What could go wrong? 🥴
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
Debuting the new aquarium towel 🐟🐟🐟
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Debuting the new aquarium towel 🐟🐟🐟
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Tired: two-factor authentication
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tired: two-factor authentication
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
My type? Depressed and/or distraught old men hanging off of the edge of… something
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My type? Depressed and/or distraught old men hanging off of the edge of… something
Literally to EVERYONE posting for fcf today because dang
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Literally to EVERYONE posting for fcf today because dang
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“Shut up!” screamed Toad.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Shut up!” screamed Toad.
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hows people liking pokemon za
patreon update!
patreon update!
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
hows people liking pokemon za
patreon update!
patreon update!
I follow someone on instagram where they post in their stories absolutely min-maxing the combat in FF7 Rebirth. It’s genuinely so cool to watch but makes me feel inadequate as a gamer
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I follow someone on instagram where they post in their stories absolutely min-maxing the combat in FF7 Rebirth. It’s genuinely so cool to watch but makes me feel inadequate as a gamer
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sticky-outie ears take over
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
sticky-outie ears take over
Would it be camp or cringe if I held a 30th birthday party at Rainforest Cafe
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Would it be camp or cringe if I held a 30th birthday party at Rainforest Cafe
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here’s a little jonathan bailey to quell your election day anxieties
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
here’s a little jonathan bailey to quell your election day anxieties