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Suggestive and NSFW at times
Profile pic by twang.art on Instagram (bigtwange.bsky.social)
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According to Sniffies, bush is back. For me though, bush never left 🌳
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
According to Sniffies, bush is back. For me though, bush never left 🌳
Post the last four games you’ve played!
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Post the last four games you’ve played!
Oh Jesus. Gross.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh Jesus. Gross.
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i feel so bad for artists who now have to deal with accusations that their work is ai
Its so demeaning to the life of work they put into their art, and it must suck to have to argue that your work is in fact your own.
If you can draw, that's really cool, I think you are great.
Its so demeaning to the life of work they put into their art, and it must suck to have to argue that your work is in fact your own.
If you can draw, that's really cool, I think you are great.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i feel so bad for artists who now have to deal with accusations that their work is ai
Its so demeaning to the life of work they put into their art, and it must suck to have to argue that your work is in fact your own.
If you can draw, that's really cool, I think you are great.
Its so demeaning to the life of work they put into their art, and it must suck to have to argue that your work is in fact your own.
If you can draw, that's really cool, I think you are great.
I’m getting so many packages delivered today 📦
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m getting so many packages delivered today 📦
Last night’s tabletop campaign with no context
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Last night’s tabletop campaign with no context
I know Blastoise is finally having her moment but I’ll always go with Venusaur I’m not sorry
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I know Blastoise is finally having her moment but I’ll always go with Venusaur I’m not sorry
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Expedition 33 submitted music to the Grammys and wasn’t nominated??? Destroy this canvas please
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Expedition 33 submitted music to the Grammys and wasn’t nominated??? Destroy this canvas please
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
I’m trying to call a dinner place for a large reservation this Friday but the line has been busy for the last HOUR and they don’t open again until Wednesday
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m trying to call a dinner place for a large reservation this Friday but the line has been busy for the last HOUR and they don’t open again until Wednesday
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me trying to meet new people at the bars
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
me trying to meet new people at the bars
They’re playing the Arthur theme at this Marianos
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
They’re playing the Arthur theme at this Marianos
Soooooo I got another arachnid 🦂
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Soooooo I got another arachnid 🦂
The saturation, hue and patterns observed in the neocaridina davidi are a genetic trait that can result in some rich colorations in specific individuals. These are “low grade” and a “high grade” blue shrimps eating an algae wafer to each other. Notice the other variations in this video! 🦐 #shrimp
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The saturation, hue and patterns observed in the neocaridina davidi are a genetic trait that can result in some rich colorations in specific individuals. These are “low grade” and a “high grade” blue shrimps eating an algae wafer to each other. Notice the other variations in this video! 🦐 #shrimp
Those soju memes are not lying
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Those soju memes are not lying
Overwatch with friends, one W, one shot. What could go wrong? 🥴
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Overwatch with friends, one W, one shot. What could go wrong? 🥴
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
Debuting the new aquarium towel 🐟🐟🐟
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Debuting the new aquarium towel 🐟🐟🐟
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Tired: two-factor authentication
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tired: two-factor authentication
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
Wired: n+1-factor authentication, where successfully authenticating on a new device just allows you to log in again, triggering another authentication request. Repeat ad infinitum
My type? Depressed and/or distraught old men hanging off of the edge of… something
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My type? Depressed and/or distraught old men hanging off of the edge of… something
Literally to EVERYONE posting for fcf today because dang
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Literally to EVERYONE posting for fcf today because dang
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“Shut up!” screamed Toad.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Shut up!” screamed Toad.