Get Skrimped 🦐
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Little Critter Enthusiast | He/Him | Chicago | Grumpy Asian man | Aether - Adamantoise (FFXIV) | Ask me about my fish or arthropods 🦐🐟🪲🕷️
Suggestive and NSFW at times
Profile pic by twang.art on Instagram (bigtwange.bsky.social)
Suggestive and NSFW at times
Profile pic by twang.art on Instagram (bigtwange.bsky.social)
Post the last four games you’ve played!
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Post the last four games you’ve played!
Oh Jesus. Gross.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh Jesus. Gross.
I’m getting so many packages delivered today 📦
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m getting so many packages delivered today 📦
Last night’s tabletop campaign with no context
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Last night’s tabletop campaign with no context
Bugs have feelings too
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bugs have feelings too
Expedition 33 submitted music to the Grammys and wasn’t nominated??? Destroy this canvas please
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Expedition 33 submitted music to the Grammys and wasn’t nominated??? Destroy this canvas please
Drove my ass out there myself to make the reservation in-person
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Drove my ass out there myself to make the reservation in-person
I’m trying to call a dinner place for a large reservation this Friday but the line has been busy for the last HOUR and they don’t open again until Wednesday
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m trying to call a dinner place for a large reservation this Friday but the line has been busy for the last HOUR and they don’t open again until Wednesday
They’re playing the Arthur theme at this Marianos
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
They’re playing the Arthur theme at this Marianos
Soooooo I got another arachnid 🦂
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Soooooo I got another arachnid 🦂
The saturation, hue and patterns observed in the neocaridina davidi are a genetic trait that can result in some rich colorations in specific individuals. These are “low grade” and a “high grade” blue shrimps eating an algae wafer to each other. Notice the other variations in this video! 🦐 #shrimp
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The saturation, hue and patterns observed in the neocaridina davidi are a genetic trait that can result in some rich colorations in specific individuals. These are “low grade” and a “high grade” blue shrimps eating an algae wafer to each other. Notice the other variations in this video! 🦐 #shrimp
Overwatch with friends, one W, one shot. What could go wrong? 🥴
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Overwatch with friends, one W, one shot. What could go wrong? 🥴
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
I have no shot glasses at my place so I’m using a snap lid container I use for my bug food please don’t hate
Debuting the new aquarium towel 🐟🐟🐟
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Debuting the new aquarium towel 🐟🐟🐟
My type? Depressed and/or distraught old men hanging off of the edge of… something
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My type? Depressed and/or distraught old men hanging off of the edge of… something
Literally to EVERYONE posting for fcf today because dang
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Literally to EVERYONE posting for fcf today because dang
Literally me too
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Literally me too
