Harry Christmas the Sea Otter
@harryseaotter.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a sea otter that lives outside of Skagway, Alaska. I love crabs, sea urchins, starfish, squid, and bivalves. Here mainly for food.
†Allergen Warning: May contain shellfish, depending on when/what I last ate.
†Allergen Warning: May contain shellfish, depending on when/what I last ate.
Pinned
Begging for food is serious business.
Well, Ollie is headed to Low Earth Orbit and will be conducting vacuum, heat, and impact testing.
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, Ollie is headed to Low Earth Orbit and will be conducting vacuum, heat, and impact testing.
You know, when other nations refer to the United States of America as "The Great Satan" I think they are really overestimating America. At best, the USA is The Mediocre Satan, but is more likely The D-Grade Satan.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You know, when other nations refer to the United States of America as "The Great Satan" I think they are really overestimating America. At best, the USA is The Mediocre Satan, but is more likely The D-Grade Satan.
The fish does NOT go "in the hole", Ollie.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The fish does NOT go "in the hole", Ollie.
It does sound like something where she would want to see a doctor about it, or a veterinarian, whatever.
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It does sound like something where she would want to see a doctor about it, or a veterinarian, whatever.
That's probably an excessive amount of time to spend pooping, even for a human. I'm pretty quick about it, just swim out away from the raft, poo, swim back. 5 minutes tops, including travel time.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That's probably an excessive amount of time to spend pooping, even for a human. I'm pretty quick about it, just swim out away from the raft, poo, swim back. 5 minutes tops, including travel time.
That is so strange. You would think that Trump's two biggest Twitter human persons (I think, there is evidence suggesting that Phil Buchanan and Chaya Raichik may actually have been cloned from Rush Limbaugh's foreskin) are so quiet about Epstein lately.
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
That is so strange. You would think that Trump's two biggest Twitter human persons (I think, there is evidence suggesting that Phil Buchanan and Chaya Raichik may actually have been cloned from Rush Limbaugh's foreskin) are so quiet about Epstein lately.
Must have been all that lithium he ate yesterday. It's probably a laxative.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Must have been all that lithium he ate yesterday. It's probably a laxative.
I was wondering why I was catching so many blocks this evening and I realized because I asked aloud who a human was that got temporarily suspended, and then I started talking about peeing on corpses and that was probably the final straw for some reason.
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I was wondering why I was catching so many blocks this evening and I realized because I asked aloud who a human was that got temporarily suspended, and then I started talking about peeing on corpses and that was probably the final straw for some reason.
Who? I mean, sure the violence thing whatever, that's all well and good, but humans are acting like someone dug up Jimmy Carter just to pee on him.
I can think of a lot of long-dead corpses I'd rather pee on, but the point is: who is Sarah Kendzior?
I can think of a lot of long-dead corpses I'd rather pee on, but the point is: who is Sarah Kendzior?
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Who? I mean, sure the violence thing whatever, that's all well and good, but humans are acting like someone dug up Jimmy Carter just to pee on him.
I can think of a lot of long-dead corpses I'd rather pee on, but the point is: who is Sarah Kendzior?
I can think of a lot of long-dead corpses I'd rather pee on, but the point is: who is Sarah Kendzior?
It's probably because you misunderstood the word "social" which, it turns out, doesn't mean "pretending to be a Palestinian family in ruins so you can scam humans".
I know, I was just as surprised to discover that as you are now.
I know, I was just as surprised to discover that as you are now.
G@z@ns are banned on Bluesky too
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It's probably because you misunderstood the word "social" which, it turns out, doesn't mean "pretending to be a Palestinian family in ruins so you can scam humans".
I know, I was just as surprised to discover that as you are now.
I know, I was just as surprised to discover that as you are now.
Oh no I have been suspended but am mysteriously still able to post!
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Oh no I have been suspended but am mysteriously still able to post!
It was probably a mistake to view the images labeled "adult content" but I did anyways.
Yep, that was definitely a mistake.
Yep, that was definitely a mistake.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It was probably a mistake to view the images labeled "adult content" but I did anyways.
Yep, that was definitely a mistake.
Yep, that was definitely a mistake.
Bridge in Sichuan province in China collapsed.
In Italian - "Thatsa spicy-a bridge-a collapsa!"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/w...
In Italian - "Thatsa spicy-a bridge-a collapsa!"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/w...
Video Shows the Moment Part of a New Bridge in China Fell
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Bridge in Sichuan province in China collapsed.
In Italian - "Thatsa spicy-a bridge-a collapsa!"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/w...
In Italian - "Thatsa spicy-a bridge-a collapsa!"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/w...
I told Ollie that it was chocolate chip.
Don't worry, it's not really made from chocolate. Most non-humans should NEVER eat chocolate.
Don't worry, it's not really made from chocolate. Most non-humans should NEVER eat chocolate.
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I told Ollie that it was chocolate chip.
Don't worry, it's not really made from chocolate. Most non-humans should NEVER eat chocolate.
Don't worry, it's not really made from chocolate. Most non-humans should NEVER eat chocolate.
How do you get to Maryland from Skagway? Asking for a friend who is also me and is hungry.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
City officials host dinner to tempt residents to eat invasive species: 'They're delicious'
"There’s always work to do."
www.yahoo.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
How do you get to Maryland from Skagway? Asking for a friend who is also me and is hungry.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Suck it, Rembrandt.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Suck it, Rembrandt.
I made a drawing I titled The Anguish of Kim Davis and I am very proud of it, as I should be because it is probably at least 10x better than anything any of those Dutch humans ever painted.
In 100 years, no one will remember humans like Rembrandt or Brueghel, but they'll remember Harry.
In 100 years, no one will remember humans like Rembrandt or Brueghel, but they'll remember Harry.
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I made a drawing I titled The Anguish of Kim Davis and I am very proud of it, as I should be because it is probably at least 10x better than anything any of those Dutch humans ever painted.
In 100 years, no one will remember humans like Rembrandt or Brueghel, but they'll remember Harry.
In 100 years, no one will remember humans like Rembrandt or Brueghel, but they'll remember Harry.
Competitive rock skipping on the water, with a river otter opponent.
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Competitive rock skipping on the water, with a river otter opponent.
Reposted by Harry Christmas the Sea Otter
"I will NOT--and I cannot emphasize this enough, EVER engage in any real discourse &/or educational labor with a pretentious pseudo-intellectually mastubatory shitheads online EVER again."
Leftists, I urge you to take this oath alongside me, and stay true to your principles.
Leftists, I urge you to take this oath alongside me, and stay true to your principles.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"I will NOT--and I cannot emphasize this enough, EVER engage in any real discourse &/or educational labor with a pretentious pseudo-intellectually mastubatory shitheads online EVER again."
Leftists, I urge you to take this oath alongside me, and stay true to your principles.
Leftists, I urge you to take this oath alongside me, and stay true to your principles.
Sea Otter haters. They can't stand that I am genetically, intellectually, physically, and morally superior.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Sea Otter haters. They can't stand that I am genetically, intellectually, physically, and morally superior.
Just to clear up any confusion: the Chihuahua was inexplicably selectively bred from the common Brown Rat.
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just to clear up any confusion: the Chihuahua was inexplicably selectively bred from the common Brown Rat.
I feel very badly for the several human male persons who had such a low sense of self-worth that they felt they had to marry Kim Davis
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I feel very badly for the several human male persons who had such a low sense of self-worth that they felt they had to marry Kim Davis