Harry Christmas the Sea Otter
@harryseaotter.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a narcissistic* sea otter that lives outside of Skagway. I love food crave lobster. NOT a river otter‡.
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
Pinned
Begging for food is serious business.
This is my thesis today on male-female dynamics amongst mammals.
Early male mammals looked at arthropods and saw the sexual dynamics there, and how the females often murdered and ate their mates, and that males were basically useless for any purposes except breeding, and were like "Well, we're not going to do the being eaten part" and then it escalated.
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is my thesis today on male-female dynamics amongst mammals.
I am an expert at designing puzzles.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I am an expert at designing puzzles.
I'm going to have to go to Mark Suckberg's String web thingy, aren't I?
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm going to have to go to Mark Suckberg's String web thingy, aren't I?
Ollie is not incredibly bright, even by river otter standards (which are very low).
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ollie is not incredibly bright, even by river otter standards (which are very low).
His facial expressions are pretty easy to read.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
His facial expressions are pretty easy to read.
It has to be fake. Those Moobs are far too low to have made that lactation stain on the shirt. See image below, I have labeled the aforementioned items.
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It has to be fake. Those Moobs are far too low to have made that lactation stain on the shirt. See image below, I have labeled the aforementioned items.
It is almost like he has no idea what he is doing and is just doing stuff to do stuff.
www.foxnews.com/politics/fox...
www.foxnews.com/politics/fox...
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It is almost like he has no idea what he is doing and is just doing stuff to do stuff.
www.foxnews.com/politics/fox...
www.foxnews.com/politics/fox...
Goddammit. That's my job. Thieving bastards are stealing the crab traps I was borrowing.
www.nbcnews.com/world/canada...
www.nbcnews.com/world/canada...
Video shows a wild wolf stealing fish in possible first use of a tool
The wolf “appears to demonstrate a sophisticated understanding of the multistep connection between the floating buoy and the bait within the out-of-sight trap,” scientists said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Goddammit. That's my job. Thieving bastards are stealing the crab traps I was borrowing.
www.nbcnews.com/world/canada...
www.nbcnews.com/world/canada...
I think Ollie does not quite understand what phone cases are for, which is understandable given that river otters are intellectually on par with very dull rocks.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I think Ollie does not quite understand what phone cases are for, which is understandable given that river otters are intellectually on par with very dull rocks.
If I have to create a Threads account to get @otterbox.bsky.social to actually have a live person behind their account here, I'm going to be very annoyed because Mark Suckberg or whatever is creepy.
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If I have to create a Threads account to get @otterbox.bsky.social to actually have a live person behind their account here, I'm going to be very annoyed because Mark Suckberg or whatever is creepy.
Where do you think you are posting?
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Where do you think you are posting?
Well, I finally got a human to pay attention to the OtterBox Bluesky account. Now what?
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Well, I finally got a human to pay attention to the OtterBox Bluesky account. Now what?
Wow, British children's shows are so weird. Okay, so is British food. But also, their children's shows are seriously weird.
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Wow, British children's shows are so weird. Okay, so is British food. But also, their children's shows are seriously weird.
Okay but he's backwards. I fixed him, though!
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Okay but he's backwards. I fixed him, though!
She does make a valid point. I was waiting for this to happen all day.
Don't judge me, I have two primary motivators, and the other one is food.
Don't judge me, I have two primary motivators, and the other one is food.
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
She does make a valid point. I was waiting for this to happen all day.
Don't judge me, I have two primary motivators, and the other one is food.
Don't judge me, I have two primary motivators, and the other one is food.
This edition of The Farteer is pretty lit. I don't want to skip ahead but I really want to know how it ends.
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This edition of The Farteer is pretty lit. I don't want to skip ahead but I really want to know how it ends.
Worth noting that Trump himself is famous for his EXPLOSIVE emissions.
Oh, admissions. Same thing.
Looks like poop jokes are back on the menu, boys!
Oh, admissions. Same thing.
Looks like poop jokes are back on the menu, boys!
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Worth noting that Trump himself is famous for his EXPLOSIVE emissions.
Oh, admissions. Same thing.
Looks like poop jokes are back on the menu, boys!
Oh, admissions. Same thing.
Looks like poop jokes are back on the menu, boys!
Charlotte, I think you and I are going to get along just fine.
I promise not to eat you (plus spiders taste terrible)
I promise not to eat you (plus spiders taste terrible)
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Charlotte, I think you and I are going to get along just fine.
I promise not to eat you (plus spiders taste terrible)
I promise not to eat you (plus spiders taste terrible)
Charlotte is on fire lately. Not literally, nobody lit her on fire because that would be sad. I mean she is busy. Her spinner thingies must be sore. Does the web come out of her butthole?
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Charlotte is on fire lately. Not literally, nobody lit her on fire because that would be sad. I mean she is busy. Her spinner thingies must be sore. Does the web come out of her butthole?
After seeing that "Resist" Charlotte's Web picture thing, I started thinking "What would Charlotte's Web be like if it had been written after the internet started to become popular?"
And then I had my answer.
And then I had my answer.
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
After seeing that "Resist" Charlotte's Web picture thing, I started thinking "What would Charlotte's Web be like if it had been written after the internet started to become popular?"
And then I had my answer.
And then I had my answer.
Well, "flattened" is probably "perfected" to some humans.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Well, "flattened" is probably "perfected" to some humans.
Please no one let him out. He's happy there.
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Please no one let him out. He's happy there.
I had no idea who it was, but I am always willing to help a human achieve their true look.
First, we're going to thin and lengthen her nose, get that regal aquiline look.
Extend her jaw and add a cleft (again, regal!)
Then brow implants and eyebrow transplant, and trim down her upper lip.
First, we're going to thin and lengthen her nose, get that regal aquiline look.
Extend her jaw and add a cleft (again, regal!)
Then brow implants and eyebrow transplant, and trim down her upper lip.
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I had no idea who it was, but I am always willing to help a human achieve their true look.
First, we're going to thin and lengthen her nose, get that regal aquiline look.
Extend her jaw and add a cleft (again, regal!)
Then brow implants and eyebrow transplant, and trim down her upper lip.
First, we're going to thin and lengthen her nose, get that regal aquiline look.
Extend her jaw and add a cleft (again, regal!)
Then brow implants and eyebrow transplant, and trim down her upper lip.