Harry Christmas the Sea Otter
@harryseaotter.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a sea otter that lives outside of Skagway, Alaska. I love crabs, sea urchins, starfish, squid, and bivalves. Here mainly for food.
†Allergen Warning: May contain shellfish, depending on when/what I last ate.
†Allergen Warning: May contain shellfish, depending on when/what I last ate.
Maybe a hair transplant?
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Maybe a hair transplant?
Right? I impress myself sometimes. I do not understand the "fascist" title I am given sometimes, however. I do not support the privatization of public goods and services nor an authoritarian government, but I think some humans just interpret "fascism" to mean "Stuff I don't like".
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Right? I impress myself sometimes. I do not understand the "fascist" title I am given sometimes, however. I do not support the privatization of public goods and services nor an authoritarian government, but I think some humans just interpret "fascism" to mean "Stuff I don't like".
Oh I know all about getting bandwagoned! I made a funny post about Jill Stein and suddenly some human names Sad Fart Noises or something got upset and now I am blocked by 130,000 accounts!
It really was a convenient time saver for me.
It really was a convenient time saver for me.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oh I know all about getting bandwagoned! I made a funny post about Jill Stein and suddenly some human names Sad Fart Noises or something got upset and now I am blocked by 130,000 accounts!
It really was a convenient time saver for me.
It really was a convenient time saver for me.
I am disappointed. I thought that given your cheerful and sunny expressed disposition, you'd be on FAR more block lists than you are.
Only blocked by 619 on lists? This one is good, though. They must have a very broad definition of the term "Groyper". Probably "Groyper: Anything I don't like".
Only blocked by 619 on lists? This one is good, though. They must have a very broad definition of the term "Groyper". Probably "Groyper: Anything I don't like".
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I am disappointed. I thought that given your cheerful and sunny expressed disposition, you'd be on FAR more block lists than you are.
Only blocked by 619 on lists? This one is good, though. They must have a very broad definition of the term "Groyper". Probably "Groyper: Anything I don't like".
Only blocked by 619 on lists? This one is good, though. They must have a very broad definition of the term "Groyper". Probably "Groyper: Anything I don't like".
Apparently the human list maker has strong feelings of affection for Nigerian princes and the children of Kenyan oil ministers.
It's probably a human thing that I wouldn't understand.
It's probably a human thing that I wouldn't understand.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Apparently the human list maker has strong feelings of affection for Nigerian princes and the children of Kenyan oil ministers.
It's probably a human thing that I wouldn't understand.
It's probably a human thing that I wouldn't understand.
Ohhhh I vaguely recall that human.
I am actually offended at the name of this list that he put me on. I am NOT a human.
I am actually offended at the name of this list that he put me on. I am NOT a human.
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ohhhh I vaguely recall that human.
I am actually offended at the name of this list that he put me on. I am NOT a human.
I am actually offended at the name of this list that he put me on. I am NOT a human.
That hominid does not seem to be very consistent in what they practice vs what they tell others to do, it is very true.
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
That hominid does not seem to be very consistent in what they practice vs what they tell others to do, it is very true.
I would like to note the high degree of accuracy in this post and grant it the Otter of Approval. You may use your post above with confidence, knowing it has been fact-checked and deemed to be completely accurate by the International (We operate in the USA and Canada) Fact Accuracy Association.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I would like to note the high degree of accuracy in this post and grant it the Otter of Approval. You may use your post above with confidence, knowing it has been fact-checked and deemed to be completely accurate by the International (We operate in the USA and Canada) Fact Accuracy Association.
Infinitely small likelihood of a random encounter with H. Habilis. If you use big words at it, it may flee in terror, believing your words to be magical.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Infinitely small likelihood of a random encounter with H. Habilis. If you use big words at it, it may flee in terror, believing your words to be magical.
It is very strange that this alleged real human person did not post for 5 months and then surfaced to bother a particular person.
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It is very strange that this alleged real human person did not post for 5 months and then surfaced to bother a particular person.
I take that back. Upon further discussion, I think he read a paragraph on philosophy. It was a long paragraph, though, to his credit.
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I take that back. Upon further discussion, I think he read a paragraph on philosophy. It was a long paragraph, though, to his credit.
Yes, he has demonstrated a bewildering breadth of anthropological knowledge by believing that Fred Flintstone was a real historical human person.
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yes, he has demonstrated a bewildering breadth of anthropological knowledge by believing that Fred Flintstone was a real historical human person.
"Caveman" is an archaic misnomer, as primates that actually lived in caves did not exist in any significant numbers due to the presence of fauna that were:
A. Bigger
B. Meaner
C. Already in the caves
The term is archaic and is not used in any scientific/anthropological/historical context.
A. Bigger
B. Meaner
C. Already in the caves
The term is archaic and is not used in any scientific/anthropological/historical context.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Caveman" is an archaic misnomer, as primates that actually lived in caves did not exist in any significant numbers due to the presence of fauna that were:
A. Bigger
B. Meaner
C. Already in the caves
The term is archaic and is not used in any scientific/anthropological/historical context.
A. Bigger
B. Meaner
C. Already in the caves
The term is archaic and is not used in any scientific/anthropological/historical context.
Some humans just want to act like belugas, just for the sake of acting like belugas. I believe this one took a Philosophy course online and is now attempting to use the lessons that he learned.
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Some humans just want to act like belugas, just for the sake of acting like belugas. I believe this one took a Philosophy course online and is now attempting to use the lessons that he learned.
Okay but which ones? Assuming you're aiming for contemporary depictions:
A. Cumberbatch+Freeman
B. Downey+Law
C. Cavill+Patel
D. Yes
A. Cumberbatch+Freeman
B. Downey+Law
C. Cavill+Patel
D. Yes
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Okay but which ones? Assuming you're aiming for contemporary depictions:
A. Cumberbatch+Freeman
B. Downey+Law
C. Cavill+Patel
D. Yes
A. Cumberbatch+Freeman
B. Downey+Law
C. Cavill+Patel
D. Yes
Something about it does seem suspicious.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Something about it does seem suspicious.
Oh, I'm a sea otter, this I judge with perfect clarity and accuracy, primate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Oh, I'm a sea otter, this I judge with perfect clarity and accuracy, primate.
I'm at least 95% sure that it was his attempt to appear Mucho Macho, and I have a 100% accuracy rate on all things. Even when throwing darts blindfolded I am 100% accurate in that I always hit my target even if you don't know what my target is. I'm THAT good.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm at least 95% sure that it was his attempt to appear Mucho Macho, and I have a 100% accuracy rate on all things. Even when throwing darts blindfolded I am 100% accurate in that I always hit my target even if you don't know what my target is. I'm THAT good.
There you go pretending to know stuff again while pretending that you are not pretending to know stuff.
If I may remind you of your earlier statement ("herp derp durr hurr" added for emphasis)
If I may remind you of your earlier statement ("herp derp durr hurr" added for emphasis)
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There you go pretending to know stuff again while pretending that you are not pretending to know stuff.
If I may remind you of your earlier statement ("herp derp durr hurr" added for emphasis)
If I may remind you of your earlier statement ("herp derp durr hurr" added for emphasis)
"I dO nOt pReTeNd To KnOw ThE sToRy Of OtHeRs" is incongruous with your earlier comment "I’m sure he’s having fun with a woman and you’re crying over spilt milk."
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"I dO nOt pReTeNd To KnOw ThE sToRy Of OtHeRs" is incongruous with your earlier comment "I’m sure he’s having fun with a woman and you’re crying over spilt milk."
You seem like you might be an expert on relationships, human person sir.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You seem like you might be an expert on relationships, human person sir.