Harry Christmas the Sea Otter
@harryseaotter.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a narcissistic* sea otter that lives outside of Skagway. I love food crave lobster. NOT a river otter‡.
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands, plus they poo everywhere
This one goes out to all the Opossum aficionados amongst all you humans out there.
I see you.
I see you.
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This one goes out to all the Opossum aficionados amongst all you humans out there.
I see you.
I see you.
So THAT'S how the cows are getting over the border wall...
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
So THAT'S how the cows are getting over the border wall...
Also, the raccoons later stole all the copper out of the walls at the SOBSI (Sea Otter Biological Sciences Institute), all of which I had painstakingly borrowed from Ambien's house, but I think they sold it for meth.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Also, the raccoons later stole all the copper out of the walls at the SOBSI (Sea Otter Biological Sciences Institute), all of which I had painstakingly borrowed from Ambien's house, but I think they sold it for meth.
To any of my followers who are disgusted by poo jokes and interspecies warfare/insults, you should probably look away.
I'm at least 50% poo jokes now.
I'm at least 50% poo jokes now.
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
To any of my followers who are disgusted by poo jokes and interspecies warfare/insults, you should probably look away.
I'm at least 50% poo jokes now.
I'm at least 50% poo jokes now.
I guess there is some truth to that old human nursery rhyme.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I guess there is some truth to that old human nursery rhyme.
Weird, Axios left out the second part of this quote, but I have it so you can get the full context.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Weird, Axios left out the second part of this quote, but I have it so you can get the full context.
I think these two screenshots will tell you all you need to know.
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I think these two screenshots will tell you all you need to know.
That picture was taken just before the river otter pulled the hat off, mauled its human, and then put the hat up its butt.
That's just what river otters do. They maul and they put things in their butts.
That's just what river otters do. They maul and they put things in their butts.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
That picture was taken just before the river otter pulled the hat off, mauled its human, and then put the hat up its butt.
That's just what river otters do. They maul and they put things in their butts.
That's just what river otters do. They maul and they put things in their butts.
MAGA Dave. He used to be normal, then he spent a week with Forgiato Blowjob or something, huffing metallic spraypaint. Now he's MAGA Dave.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
MAGA Dave. He used to be normal, then he spent a week with Forgiato Blowjob or something, huffing metallic spraypaint. Now he's MAGA Dave.
Don't worry, they're not.
Allow me to compare by using a totally unmanipulated photo of a North American Shitweasel and a Northern Sea Otter.
Allow me to compare by using a totally unmanipulated photo of a North American Shitweasel and a Northern Sea Otter.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Don't worry, they're not.
Allow me to compare by using a totally unmanipulated photo of a North American Shitweasel and a Northern Sea Otter.
Allow me to compare by using a totally unmanipulated photo of a North American Shitweasel and a Northern Sea Otter.
Not with river otters.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Not with river otters.
She suggested it probably because she probably would have murdered any spouse she had if anyhuman was crazy/stupid enough to get together with her.
Strangely enough, human males know to exercise extreme caution around her, unusual for the species.
Strangely enough, human males know to exercise extreme caution around her, unusual for the species.
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
She suggested it probably because she probably would have murdered any spouse she had if anyhuman was crazy/stupid enough to get together with her.
Strangely enough, human males know to exercise extreme caution around her, unusual for the species.
Strangely enough, human males know to exercise extreme caution around her, unusual for the species.
Humans I think Marjorie Taylor Greene is really contrite and totally means it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Humans I think Marjorie Taylor Greene is really contrite and totally means it.
"When your enemy becomes the enemy of your enemy, they do not become your friend, they become your enemy's enemy.
It is best to give them each a rock, though smaller rocks than yours, and encourage them to fight.
At their weakest, use your rock."
-Tsun Tsea Otter, The Art Of Rock War
It is best to give them each a rock, though smaller rocks than yours, and encourage them to fight.
At their weakest, use your rock."
-Tsun Tsea Otter, The Art Of Rock War
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"When your enemy becomes the enemy of your enemy, they do not become your friend, they become your enemy's enemy.
It is best to give them each a rock, though smaller rocks than yours, and encourage them to fight.
At their weakest, use your rock."
-Tsun Tsea Otter, The Art Of Rock War
It is best to give them each a rock, though smaller rocks than yours, and encourage them to fight.
At their weakest, use your rock."
-Tsun Tsea Otter, The Art Of Rock War
I'm hazy when it comes to human faces, as you all look alike to me, but I never forget teeth like that.
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm hazy when it comes to human faces, as you all look alike to me, but I never forget teeth like that.
I am happy that Marj is turning over a new leaf. She probably just meant all the crazy stuff she said, the stalking, and the following of humans into restrooms with Nancy Mace to do genital checks, as a very elaborate joke.
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I am happy that Marj is turning over a new leaf. She probably just meant all the crazy stuff she said, the stalking, and the following of humans into restrooms with Nancy Mace to do genital checks, as a very elaborate joke.
No, if it was a suspension or time out it would show this:
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
No, if it was a suspension or time out it would show this:
Actually, I was wondering if you could help me. I'm looking for some smol humans.
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Actually, I was wondering if you could help me. I'm looking for some smol humans.
Fartycollins was definitely suspended.
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Fartycollins was definitely suspended.
No, don't be daft.
I'd never use a plastic cone as a wizard hat.
This is my wizard hat:
I'd never use a plastic cone as a wizard hat.
This is my wizard hat:
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
No, don't be daft.
I'd never use a plastic cone as a wizard hat.
This is my wizard hat:
I'd never use a plastic cone as a wizard hat.
This is my wizard hat:
Please, humans, it is very cold and I am hungry.
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Please, humans, it is very cold and I am hungry.
I can think of better pictures that they could have used for the article, but for some reason they went with this one zoomed in to show detail).
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I can think of better pictures that they could have used for the article, but for some reason they went with this one zoomed in to show detail).
