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soup until crop failure🌱
#whodat⚜️
#adopt/rescue
lead VS. microplastics
Burn the witch
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When are they bombing Wall Street?
The right's now hegemonic argument that cocaine is actually a chemical weapon and that mere suspicion of having it on your boat justifies an order to kill everyone aboard is astoundingly insane
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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@timmiller.bsky.social get the word out!
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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All of this starting a chain reaction that leads to Kelly becoming president in 2028 would be both funny and good.
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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*not shopping at Target intensifies*
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Proof that yet again, racisim is the reason we can't all just be great. Too busy wanting to be the "Haves" so delusional that you don't realize you're actually the "Have Nots"
Universal healthcare would save Americans $450B ANNUALLY but requires dismantling systemic racism & that scares too many unmelinated folks so we continue to suffer as is.
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Let the purrs and playful moments begin! Meet, JAMMIE, located in Albuquerque, NM.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/jammie-79657691/nm/albuquerque/albuquerque-animal-welfare-eastside-nm13/
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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just a reminder that *lots* of countries have universities, and (to my knowledge) none of them but the U.S. treat their universities as largely minor league sports franchises
LSU is paying its previous football coach over $50 million NOT to coach there while likely guaranteeing Kiffin something approaching double that, all while having an academic hiring freeze and budget cuts across the board. What is the purpose of a university (rhetorical)?
SOURCES: Lane Kiffin is expected to accept LSU's offer to become the Tigers next head coach. Kiffin is set to meet with his Ole Miss team this morning at 9 AM CT. As we reported yesterday morning, LSU has been very confident it was going to land Kiffin. www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Steve Cousineau, The New Yorker
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Uploading photos is wild abstraction. @support.bsky.team
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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It’s #Caturday somewhere.

#photography
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The blow pardon
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Weather it’s Joe Biden pardoning kids who were caught with a couple ounces of weed or Donald Trump pardoning the Honduran president who smuggled in 400 tons of cocaine, both presidents were soft on drugs.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Get ready to fall in love with every purr of, Sada, located in Las Cruces, NM.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/sada-79323360/nm/las-cruces/cats-meow-adoption-center-nm198/
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Turkey bones for sale
Fitch ratings: APAC tech to face softer consumer demand and AI tailwinds in 2026
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Kurn, brother of Warf, has spoken
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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My kingdom for a world where cops pay for their own abuses of power
St. Paul is a running a deficit…
Because of St. Paul cops. How about this: every civil lawsuit has to be paid directly from the police budget?
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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When I was at NC state, I had lunch with a visiting scholar from Sweden who was visiting US universities for the first time. He described his experience as touring “hedge funds with football teams.”
That is so much money
5:45 pm on Thanksgiving Eve?

Now THIS is how you news dump.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Lamb greez
For sale 2pm
Almost the day before
Burned out bird bones
Are available
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Almost the day before
Burned out bird bones
Are available
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
So many people are not going to jail, yet
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Give then, specific farmers, subsidies ffs
When in search of large amount of fresh colards.....lmfao
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
When in search of large amount of fresh colards.....lmfao
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM