Sadie 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈🏴☠️
@halfahundredcats.bsky.social
Middle-aged queer lady obsessed with middle-aged queer pirates. 18+ only. Enthusiastic consumer of your gentlebeard fics and art. halfahundredcats on tumblr, too, where you can see I do have (some) interests beyond hit tv show OFMD.
i actually can’t with ed thinking izzy loved him ‘unconditionally.’ there were SO MANY conditions, babe! breaking my heart over here.
Ed bristles at the mention of Izzy. He clearly feels Izzy’s death was his fault. And he was always worried that he’d pay for the horrible things he did to one of the only two people on earth who truly loved him unconditionally. Some not small part of him still feels cursed by the loss of Izzy.
December 28, 2024 at 3:46 PM
i actually can’t with ed thinking izzy loved him ‘unconditionally.’ there were SO MANY conditions, babe! breaking my heart over here.
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When will my husband* return from the war**?
* David Jenkins
**update his fanfiction
* David Jenkins
**update his fanfiction
December 28, 2024 at 2:37 AM
When will my husband* return from the war**?
* David Jenkins
**update his fanfiction
* David Jenkins
**update his fanfiction
🥵
Stede is loud in bed 🤭
archiveofourown.org/works/55495879
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw #topEd #bottomStede
archiveofourown.org/works/55495879
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw #topEd #bottomStede
December 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
🥵
indeed, so many thoughts, much to consider…
December 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
indeed, so many thoughts, much to consider…
both in stockings, stede with ed tattoo 11/10 no notes
Come on now, try and understand
The way I feel when I’m in your hands
Took me a million years to finish this, but I don’t think it’ll take *them* that long…
#ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeathfanart #ofmd
The way I feel when I’m in your hands
Took me a million years to finish this, but I don’t think it’ll take *them* that long…
#ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeathfanart #ofmd
December 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
both in stockings, stede with ed tattoo 11/10 no notes
without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 27, 2024 at 6:31 PM
without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
anyone trying to figure out whether she Deserved It should keep in mind that dude literally orchestrated a smear campaign against her. you’re doing exactly what he’s hoping you do.
One of the things really aggravating me about the Lively vs Baldoni discourse is that people are spending a lot of time trying to decide if Blake Lively is Good, Actually (tm) or A Bad Person and like...
who cares?
You don't actually get a free pass for workplace sexual harassment either way!!!
who cares?
You don't actually get a free pass for workplace sexual harassment either way!!!
December 27, 2024 at 5:59 PM
anyone trying to figure out whether she Deserved It should keep in mind that dude literally orchestrated a smear campaign against her. you’re doing exactly what he’s hoping you do.
hilarious AND cute af
Maybe Applejack is secretly giving Stede dancing lessons - he knows how to dance formally, of course, but he wants to learn some more informal, pirate-y moves. For the matelotage dance. For after he proposes to Ed. Which he's talked to Applejack about, but sworn him to secrecy. Thus: nervous.
December 26, 2024 at 9:49 PM
hilarious AND cute af
love this take
i’m very particular about jealousy plots but i kind of love it if stede, now aware that he’s queer, finds himself staring at men he finds attractive and realizing what all his past feelings were but not knowing how to deal with it
December 26, 2024 at 9:48 PM
love this take
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Jackoff 2025: The Jackening
How long until we start shipping Calico Jack and Applejack?
December 26, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Jackoff 2025: The Jackening
Applejack 👀
December 26, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Applejack 👀
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We are so lucky to have @david-jenkins.bsky.social as our pirate Dad. Best holiday present ever. ❤️
December 25, 2024 at 1:19 AM
We are so lucky to have @david-jenkins.bsky.social as our pirate Dad. Best holiday present ever. ❤️
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yeah okay the show you like is good but does your showrunner tell you a bedtime story on christmas eve?? yeah i thought not x
December 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
yeah okay the show you like is good but does your showrunner tell you a bedtime story on christmas eve?? yeah i thought not x
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It ys okaye if festivitye ys not thy thing. It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye to have tinye plans that still seem exhausting. It ys okaye to just be. Be kynde to thyself. Be extra kynde. We are all straungeres heere doing our best. Thou art amazinge.
December 24, 2024 at 6:39 PM
It ys okaye if festivitye ys not thy thing. It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye to have tinye plans that still seem exhausting. It ys okaye to just be. Be kynde to thyself. Be extra kynde. We are all straungeres heere doing our best. Thou art amazinge.
Garlic Soup cutieeess
no one knows where archie found the mistletoe, but they're not complaining <3
(merry christmas, loves!)
#OFMD #OFMDart #GarlicSoup
(merry christmas, loves!)
#OFMD #OFMDart #GarlicSoup
December 24, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Garlic Soup cutieeess
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oh so lovely
December 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
oh so lovely
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That ys me yn the corner
That ys me yn the spot
Lighte
Tellinge the person at Starbucks that the newe holidaye dessert product "Dark Toffee Bundt" koude be sung to the tune of "Pink Ponye Clubbe"
That ys me yn the spot
Lighte
Tellinge the person at Starbucks that the newe holidaye dessert product "Dark Toffee Bundt" koude be sung to the tune of "Pink Ponye Clubbe"
December 22, 2024 at 1:28 AM
That ys me yn the corner
That ys me yn the spot
Lighte
Tellinge the person at Starbucks that the newe holidaye dessert product "Dark Toffee Bundt" koude be sung to the tune of "Pink Ponye Clubbe"
That ys me yn the spot
Lighte
Tellinge the person at Starbucks that the newe holidaye dessert product "Dark Toffee Bundt" koude be sung to the tune of "Pink Ponye Clubbe"
lol ok Taika
taika “i don’t have the time or attention span to watch any shows but sure i’ll talk about porn” waititi
December 22, 2024 at 12:49 AM
lol ok Taika
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One thing I like about Bluesky is that you can say "murdered" or "killed" or "strangled" or "pushed in front of a subway car" or "sent to Davy Jones" or "gifted a pair of concrete shoes" or "shoved into the a wood chipper" or "poisoned like a Medici" instead of "unalived"
December 21, 2024 at 12:19 AM
One thing I like about Bluesky is that you can say "murdered" or "killed" or "strangled" or "pushed in front of a subway car" or "sent to Davy Jones" or "gifted a pair of concrete shoes" or "shoved into the a wood chipper" or "poisoned like a Medici" instead of "unalived"
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good morning garlic soup nation
December 18, 2024 at 5:10 PM
good morning garlic soup nation
never stops being wild to me that Stede’s hair is real & Ed’s is a wig.
my friends trying to enjoy ofmd for the first time:
me: diD YoU kNoW tHat iT’S aLL HiS oWn hAiR?!?!!??
me: diD YoU kNoW tHat iT’S aLL HiS oWn hAiR?!?!!??
December 18, 2024 at 2:01 AM
never stops being wild to me that Stede’s hair is real & Ed’s is a wig.