fernfronds 🌿🏳️🌈🏴☠️
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our flag means death? huge fan. can’t stop imagining them in all different scenarios. all totally made up.🌈☠️•30s•she/they•🔞•tbh if you’re not a fandom account there’s a good chance if you follow i’ll block ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
idk if it’s the new thing i’m trying w/ my meds or if it was the classic adhd procrastination factor of today being the last day of my break, but i did SO MUCH CLEANING and it felt so good! i deep cleaned a tiny section of my living room and yeah maybe the rest is still a mess but WE LOVE PROGRESS
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
idk if it’s the new thing i’m trying w/ my meds or if it was the classic adhd procrastination factor of today being the last day of my break, but i did SO MUCH CLEANING and it felt so good! i deep cleaned a tiny section of my living room and yeah maybe the rest is still a mess but WE LOVE PROGRESS
holy shit i was not expecting for misfits and magic s2 to be fucking me uuuuuuuup like this 😭 lou wilson when i catch you lou wilson
January 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
holy shit i was not expecting for misfits and magic s2 to be fucking me uuuuuuuup like this 😭 lou wilson when i catch you lou wilson
well hey, in wrist pain news i decided to take the piece of metal reinforcement out of the brace urgent care originally gave me for my left wrist so i could wear it on my right one today and it made an immediate and lasting difference!
January 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
well hey, in wrist pain news i decided to take the piece of metal reinforcement out of the brace urgent care originally gave me for my left wrist so i could wear it on my right one today and it made an immediate and lasting difference!
LMAO tell me why i didn’t cry at the end of the unsleeping city chapter 2 (which was the last season i watched and one of the only times i didn’t cry at the end) but i just finished never stop blowing up and i SOBBED
January 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
LMAO tell me why i didn’t cry at the end of the unsleeping city chapter 2 (which was the last season i watched and one of the only times i didn’t cry at the end) but i just finished never stop blowing up and i SOBBED
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"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck
WHAT. THE FUCK.
okay. remember when i fell? EVERY TIME i have recounted the story to insurance/doctors i have been SO clear: i fell flat on my back, BOTH hands went out to my sides and tried to brace the fall, but the left one hit a bit harder so that one hurts more, BUT
okay. remember when i fell? EVERY TIME i have recounted the story to insurance/doctors i have been SO clear: i fell flat on my back, BOTH hands went out to my sides and tried to brace the fall, but the left one hit a bit harder so that one hurts more, BUT
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
WHAT. THE FUCK.
okay. remember when i fell? EVERY TIME i have recounted the story to insurance/doctors i have been SO clear: i fell flat on my back, BOTH hands went out to my sides and tried to brace the fall, but the left one hit a bit harder so that one hurts more, BUT
okay. remember when i fell? EVERY TIME i have recounted the story to insurance/doctors i have been SO clear: i fell flat on my back, BOTH hands went out to my sides and tried to brace the fall, but the left one hit a bit harder so that one hurts more, BUT
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Remembered that THIS picture exists and thought maybe yinz would also like a reminder 💜
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Remembered that THIS picture exists and thought maybe yinz would also like a reminder 💜
if you’re a nerdy bisexual and you aren’t watching dimension 20 what are you even doing with your life?
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
if you’re a nerdy bisexual and you aren’t watching dimension 20 what are you even doing with your life?
disclaimer: this energy may come with side effects such as having your long-standing gmail address disabled for “violating google’s policies” despite not doing anything to warrant that (you can fix it though!), as well as nightmares of being painfully devoured by a giant monster. proceed w/ caution!
OKAY 2026, I SEE YOU
so i've been wanting a coffee table but i'm very particular to the point where i had resigned myself this morning to building my own. i sat down and pulled up the lowes website to shop supplies, but a little voice told me to open up craigslist and take one last look. WELL
so i've been wanting a coffee table but i'm very particular to the point where i had resigned myself this morning to building my own. i sat down and pulled up the lowes website to shop supplies, but a little voice told me to open up craigslist and take one last look. WELL
January 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
disclaimer: this energy may come with side effects such as having your long-standing gmail address disabled for “violating google’s policies” despite not doing anything to warrant that (you can fix it though!), as well as nightmares of being painfully devoured by a giant monster. proceed w/ caution!
OKAY 2026, I SEE YOU
so i've been wanting a coffee table but i'm very particular to the point where i had resigned myself this morning to building my own. i sat down and pulled up the lowes website to shop supplies, but a little voice told me to open up craigslist and take one last look. WELL
so i've been wanting a coffee table but i'm very particular to the point where i had resigned myself this morning to building my own. i sat down and pulled up the lowes website to shop supplies, but a little voice told me to open up craigslist and take one last look. WELL
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
OKAY 2026, I SEE YOU
so i've been wanting a coffee table but i'm very particular to the point where i had resigned myself this morning to building my own. i sat down and pulled up the lowes website to shop supplies, but a little voice told me to open up craigslist and take one last look. WELL
so i've been wanting a coffee table but i'm very particular to the point where i had resigned myself this morning to building my own. i sat down and pulled up the lowes website to shop supplies, but a little voice told me to open up craigslist and take one last look. WELL
what was the last movie or tv show you watched in 2025?
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 PM
what was the last movie or tv show you watched in 2025?
i know this is a very third world problem but my building has a single thermostat for the whole house and i have no control over it so it’s 80 degrees in my bedroom. i currently have two windows open and a box fan perched in one like it’s summer. it is 11 degrees outside, feels like -1. ridiculous!
December 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i know this is a very third world problem but my building has a single thermostat for the whole house and i have no control over it so it’s 80 degrees in my bedroom. i currently have two windows open and a box fan perched in one like it’s summer. it is 11 degrees outside, feels like -1. ridiculous!
welp, baby’s second mri is imminent! hilarious that you have to go fully inside the tube just for your wrist—i really can’t just put my arm in there?? ugh!
also, anyone with nipnop piercings: will they be fine if i remove the jewelry just for the duration of the mri or should i get some retainers?
also, anyone with nipnop piercings: will they be fine if i remove the jewelry just for the duration of the mri or should i get some retainers?
December 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
welp, baby’s second mri is imminent! hilarious that you have to go fully inside the tube just for your wrist—i really can’t just put my arm in there?? ugh!
also, anyone with nipnop piercings: will they be fine if i remove the jewelry just for the duration of the mri or should i get some retainers?
also, anyone with nipnop piercings: will they be fine if i remove the jewelry just for the duration of the mri or should i get some retainers?
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friendly reminder that the slutty pretty man is the love of my life
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
friendly reminder that the slutty pretty man is the love of my life
it's my birthday!! 🥳
i'm never quite sure if a quiet, lowkey birthday spent alone doing whatever i damn please is truly what i want versus a more celebratory to-do with friends but i'm just gonna keep on not thinking about it too hard, enjoying yummy treats, and buying myself presents 😌
i'm never quite sure if a quiet, lowkey birthday spent alone doing whatever i damn please is truly what i want versus a more celebratory to-do with friends but i'm just gonna keep on not thinking about it too hard, enjoying yummy treats, and buying myself presents 😌
December 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
it's my birthday!! 🥳
i'm never quite sure if a quiet, lowkey birthday spent alone doing whatever i damn please is truly what i want versus a more celebratory to-do with friends but i'm just gonna keep on not thinking about it too hard, enjoying yummy treats, and buying myself presents 😌
i'm never quite sure if a quiet, lowkey birthday spent alone doing whatever i damn please is truly what i want versus a more celebratory to-do with friends but i'm just gonna keep on not thinking about it too hard, enjoying yummy treats, and buying myself presents 😌
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ughhh the edible is hitting hard but instead of in the good, chill-out way i feel like my brain has turned into a hyper-vigilant paranoia machine
December 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
ughhh the edible is hitting hard but instead of in the good, chill-out way i feel like my brain has turned into a hyper-vigilant paranoia machine
i’m playing such a fun game, it’s called “wear your wrist brace and have thumb pain or don’t wear it and have wrist pain” 🙃
December 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i’m playing such a fun game, it’s called “wear your wrist brace and have thumb pain or don’t wear it and have wrist pain” 🙃
I DID IT!!! I WON!!!
every year i see how long i can make it through the christmas music season without hearing my least favorite song, that paul mccartney nightmare, AND I MADE IT! I DIDNT HEAR IT A SINGLE TIME!!
every year i see how long i can make it through the christmas music season without hearing my least favorite song, that paul mccartney nightmare, AND I MADE IT! I DIDNT HEAR IT A SINGLE TIME!!
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I DID IT!!! I WON!!!
every year i see how long i can make it through the christmas music season without hearing my least favorite song, that paul mccartney nightmare, AND I MADE IT! I DIDNT HEAR IT A SINGLE TIME!!
every year i see how long i can make it through the christmas music season without hearing my least favorite song, that paul mccartney nightmare, AND I MADE IT! I DIDNT HEAR IT A SINGLE TIME!!
lmao. came to my mom’s for christmas looking forward to her cooking. christmas lasagna was inedible because of a missing piece of glass from the sauce jar discovered after lasagna assembly. today’s planned quiche is a no go because the crust was a complete fail. boxed mac and cheese it is!
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
lmao. came to my mom’s for christmas looking forward to her cooking. christmas lasagna was inedible because of a missing piece of glass from the sauce jar discovered after lasagna assembly. today’s planned quiche is a no go because the crust was a complete fail. boxed mac and cheese it is!
search your first name and then “glamor shot”
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
search your first name and then “glamor shot”
welp, my mom’s husband cut his hand badly while doing dishes and is off to the ER to get stitches, and the jar he cut himself on was from the sauce used to make the lasagna for dinner which we can’t eat now because we don’t know where this chunk of glass from the jar ended up 🙃 merry crisis!
December 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
welp, my mom’s husband cut his hand badly while doing dishes and is off to the ER to get stitches, and the jar he cut himself on was from the sauce used to make the lasagna for dinner which we can’t eat now because we don’t know where this chunk of glass from the jar ended up 🙃 merry crisis!
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December 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM