fernfronds 🌿🏳️🌈🏴☠️
@fernfronds.bsky.social
our flag means death? huge fan. can’t stop imagining them in all different scenarios. all totally made up.🌈☠️•30s•she/they•🔞•tbh if you’re not a fandom account there’s a good chance if you follow i’ll block ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
omfg the urge to just run the fuck away from everything is so overwhelming right now. get me the fuck out of here, i need to go full fucking forest hermit.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
omfg the urge to just run the fuck away from everything is so overwhelming right now. get me the fuck out of here, i need to go full fucking forest hermit.
a fucking hp-themed baby shower?? in the year 20-fucking-25??? 🤢
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
a fucking hp-themed baby shower?? in the year 20-fucking-25??? 🤢
“sorry, you’re not eligible for an educator account. you reached the maximum number of attempts to submit supporting documentation, so we don’t have sufficient info to establish eligibility.”
YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE OPTION TO SUBMIT ANY DOCUMENTATION! LITERALLY NEVER AT ANY POINT IN THE PROCESS!! 🤬🤬🤬
YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE OPTION TO SUBMIT ANY DOCUMENTATION! LITERALLY NEVER AT ANY POINT IN THE PROCESS!! 🤬🤬🤬
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“sorry, you’re not eligible for an educator account. you reached the maximum number of attempts to submit supporting documentation, so we don’t have sufficient info to establish eligibility.”
YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE OPTION TO SUBMIT ANY DOCUMENTATION! LITERALLY NEVER AT ANY POINT IN THE PROCESS!! 🤬🤬🤬
YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE OPTION TO SUBMIT ANY DOCUMENTATION! LITERALLY NEVER AT ANY POINT IN THE PROCESS!! 🤬🤬🤬
get to know your mutuals. list 10 random things you like!
the sound of fingers sliding between chords on guitar strings
my houseplants
going antiquing
when trees grow into green tunnels over a dirt road
museums
singing in the car
dark chocolate
quality time w/ friends
baking
solo travel & concerts
the sound of fingers sliding between chords on guitar strings
my houseplants
going antiquing
when trees grow into green tunnels over a dirt road
museums
singing in the car
dark chocolate
quality time w/ friends
baking
solo travel & concerts
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like.
Cats (mine, yours, random strays that I see on the street)
HOT showers
Movies (watching, making)
Very long walks
Windy days
Buster Keaton
Stretching my back on a giant yoga ball
Peacan pie
Converse
Iced coffee
Cats (mine, yours, random strays that I see on the street)
HOT showers
Movies (watching, making)
Very long walks
Windy days
Buster Keaton
Stretching my back on a giant yoga ball
Peacan pie
Converse
Iced coffee
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
Being near the ocean
Live music
Phone dates with friends
Diner breakfast
Sending and receiving greeting cards and postcards
Sitting outside and looking at the sky
A really loud thunderstorm
Food (everything about it)
Baseball
Museums
Being near the ocean
Live music
Phone dates with friends
Diner breakfast
Sending and receiving greeting cards and postcards
Sitting outside and looking at the sky
A really loud thunderstorm
Food (everything about it)
Baseball
Museums
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
get to know your mutuals. list 10 random things you like!
the sound of fingers sliding between chords on guitar strings
my houseplants
going antiquing
when trees grow into green tunnels over a dirt road
museums
singing in the car
dark chocolate
quality time w/ friends
baking
solo travel & concerts
the sound of fingers sliding between chords on guitar strings
my houseplants
going antiquing
when trees grow into green tunnels over a dirt road
museums
singing in the car
dark chocolate
quality time w/ friends
baking
solo travel & concerts
you simply MUST read this fic!!
(after you check the tags, of course!)
i had the utmost pleasure of beta-ing this one, and it is SUCH a captivating story! fascinating magical world-building, a positively riveting plot, and a very fun iteration of the crew rendered to absolute perfection.
(after you check the tags, of course!)
i had the utmost pleasure of beta-ing this one, and it is SUCH a captivating story! fascinating magical world-building, a positively riveting plot, and a very fun iteration of the crew rendered to absolute perfection.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
you simply MUST read this fic!!
(after you check the tags, of course!)
i had the utmost pleasure of beta-ing this one, and it is SUCH a captivating story! fascinating magical world-building, a positively riveting plot, and a very fun iteration of the crew rendered to absolute perfection.
(after you check the tags, of course!)
i had the utmost pleasure of beta-ing this one, and it is SUCH a captivating story! fascinating magical world-building, a positively riveting plot, and a very fun iteration of the crew rendered to absolute perfection.
GAH i forgot to put on my watch and my ring, i feel so naked
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
GAH i forgot to put on my watch and my ring, i feel so naked
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FINALLY A RELEASE DATEEEEE
🚨Deadloch heads: S2 of the Aussie crime satire/drama (it's good!) arrives on Amazon Prime March 20. Many chaotic Aussie weirdos return/debut. But HEADS UP they have added a Hemsworth (Luke)! This is not a drill! Kudos to the hair & costume team for this whole deal. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
FINALLY A RELEASE DATEEEEE
my sleep schedule is so fucked and i’m so tired that i’m seriously considering taking the morning off to sleep more but that’d only make it worse bc it’d make it that much harder to go to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight 😩
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
my sleep schedule is so fucked and i’m so tired that i’m seriously considering taking the morning off to sleep more but that’d only make it worse bc it’d make it that much harder to go to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight 😩
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the Revenge
(cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)
(cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
the Revenge
(cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)
(cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)
i guess the meteorological karma for clear skies during the solar eclipse is that it’s cloudy every damn time the aurora are aurora-ing
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i guess the meteorological karma for clear skies during the solar eclipse is that it’s cloudy every damn time the aurora are aurora-ing
omg an ofmd/the adventures of pete & pete crossover episode??
it's late, and stede has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. in this space au, spanish jackie and buttons are the only ones who can bring a parched ed and a stoked stede together. meanwhile, pete and pete are desperately trying not to be noticed in the background.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
omg an ofmd/the adventures of pete & pete crossover episode??
man, sometimes i’m a real spreadsheet genius and it makes my cold little capricorn heart grow three sizes
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
man, sometimes i’m a real spreadsheet genius and it makes my cold little capricorn heart grow three sizes
omfg.
drove all the way to work only to discover that it’s still inaccessible due to a building project that i thought ended friday. and that’s after it had already been delayed for two days last week, causing much inconvenience.
drove all the way to work only to discover that it’s still inaccessible due to a building project that i thought ended friday. and that’s after it had already been delayed for two days last week, causing much inconvenience.
a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
Alt: a gif of louise from bob’s burgers. she’s staring up at something off camera and the only movement in the gif is the lower eyelid of her left eye twitching slightly.
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
omfg.
drove all the way to work only to discover that it’s still inaccessible due to a building project that i thought ended friday. and that’s after it had already been delayed for two days last week, causing much inconvenience.
drove all the way to work only to discover that it’s still inaccessible due to a building project that i thought ended friday. and that’s after it had already been delayed for two days last week, causing much inconvenience.
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November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this museum exhibit about depictions of cats in medieval manuscripts surely must have been curated specifically for (of?) @david-jenkins.bsky.social
Paws on Parchment
This paws-itively adorable exhibition explores how medieval people thought about, engaged with, and admired cats in books from the period.
thewalters.org
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
this museum exhibit about depictions of cats in medieval manuscripts surely must have been curated specifically for (of?) @david-jenkins.bsky.social
PSA to all the artists 😇
Sometimes when you’re in possession of a good reference image, you have to share and avoid gatekeeping at all costs.
😇😇😇
😇😇😇
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
PSA to all the artists 😇
omfg what a bad day to forget to take my meds. working from home the past few days has been a lovely treat but boy howdy the slightest interruption to my routines sure can throw my entire day off track.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
omfg what a bad day to forget to take my meds. working from home the past few days has been a lovely treat but boy howdy the slightest interruption to my routines sure can throw my entire day off track.
idk man, when i have repeated dreams that take place in very specific locations that i’ve never been to, i start thinking some pretty woo-woo thoughts about our subconsciousness and dreams and what’s really going on there.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
idk man, when i have repeated dreams that take place in very specific locations that i’ve never been to, i start thinking some pretty woo-woo thoughts about our subconsciousness and dreams and what’s really going on there.
boy fucking howdy i sure do wish i could run away and/or disappear
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
boy fucking howdy i sure do wish i could run away and/or disappear
downstairs neighbor’s bf is doing a full les mis one-man show, apparently. first i dreamed a dream and now bring him home. complete with his 90s ghost decoration vibrato.
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
downstairs neighbor’s bf is doing a full les mis one-man show, apparently. first i dreamed a dream and now bring him home. complete with his 90s ghost decoration vibrato.
i haven’t been spending as much time here as i normally do and it’s turning into that thing where whenever i do pop in i get so overwhelmed feeling that i’m out of the loop 🙁 i know i’m just going through a rough patch and can/will come back and it’ll be fine, it just feels like a kick when i’m down
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i haven’t been spending as much time here as i normally do and it’s turning into that thing where whenever i do pop in i get so overwhelmed feeling that i’m out of the loop 🙁 i know i’m just going through a rough patch and can/will come back and it’ll be fine, it just feels like a kick when i’m down
does any know if you had digital wee con tickets will they make recorded versions of the panels available? i couldn’t attend in real time and all the post have me feeling big fomo this morning
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
does any know if you had digital wee con tickets will they make recorded versions of the panels available? i couldn’t attend in real time and all the post have me feeling big fomo this morning
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November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
LMAO just remembered a conversation i had with my straight cis male boss earlier today where he divulged his crush on henry cavil as the witcher and i laughed to myself and said in my head “just like rhys”
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
LMAO just remembered a conversation i had with my straight cis male boss earlier today where he divulged his crush on henry cavil as the witcher and i laughed to myself and said in my head “just like rhys”
please tell me it’s okay that i’m being a hermit instead of being out with friends 🥺
i really don’t want to be the friend who never goes to things they’re invited to bc it’s inevitable (according to me) that eventually i’ll stop getting the invites and i don’t want that. but i just couldn’t do it.
i really don’t want to be the friend who never goes to things they’re invited to bc it’s inevitable (according to me) that eventually i’ll stop getting the invites and i don’t want that. but i just couldn’t do it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
please tell me it’s okay that i’m being a hermit instead of being out with friends 🥺
i really don’t want to be the friend who never goes to things they’re invited to bc it’s inevitable (according to me) that eventually i’ll stop getting the invites and i don’t want that. but i just couldn’t do it.
i really don’t want to be the friend who never goes to things they’re invited to bc it’s inevitable (according to me) that eventually i’ll stop getting the invites and i don’t want that. but i just couldn’t do it.