fernfronds 🌿🏳️🌈🏴☠️
@fernfronds.bsky.social
our flag means death? huge fan. can’t stop imagining them in all different scenarios. all totally made up.🌈☠️•30s•she/they•🔞•tbh if you’re not a fandom account there’s a good chance if you follow i’ll block ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
WHEW submitted my frame with 7 minutes to spare! i'm so happy i was able to pinch hit so i could be a part of all three kiss frame projects 🥹
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
WHEW submitted my frame with 7 minutes to spare! i'm so happy i was able to pinch hit so i could be a part of all three kiss frame projects 🥹
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I miss them
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I miss them
UGHHH fuckin’ figures that i finally get the motivation to start reading more fic after months of reading motivation drought when i have other shit that absolutely needs to be prioritized over that 😤
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
UGHHH fuckin’ figures that i finally get the motivation to start reading more fic after months of reading motivation drought when i have other shit that absolutely needs to be prioritized over that 😤
it always feels so weird when non-fandom accounts like random posts of mine. even more weird when they like multiple posts. sometimes it’s obvious they searched for something specific that’s in the post but sometimes not & it’s so perplexing. like what are you doing here? get off my lawn!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
it always feels so weird when non-fandom accounts like random posts of mine. even more weird when they like multiple posts. sometimes it’s obvious they searched for something specific that’s in the post but sometimes not & it’s so perplexing. like what are you doing here? get off my lawn!!
so my brain does seem to be in a pretty bad place most of the time these days BUT gay pirates seem to be reclaiming more and more real estate and i'm gonna take that as a good sign
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
so my brain does seem to be in a pretty bad place most of the time these days BUT gay pirates seem to be reclaiming more and more real estate and i'm gonna take that as a good sign
LOL OMFG after probably at least a year of debating printing out a paper copy of sapphires for a mark-up-able reread, i finally did it but i bought pre-hole punched paper to use and i printed it with the holes on the wrong side so i think i have to flip through it backwards LMAO HALP
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
LOL OMFG after probably at least a year of debating printing out a paper copy of sapphires for a mark-up-able reread, i finally did it but i bought pre-hole punched paper to use and i printed it with the holes on the wrong side so i think i have to flip through it backwards LMAO HALP
walked out of the grocery store and this box was in the trash immediately outside the doors. if only i could be a fly on the wall wherever, i can only assume, someone is going to try passing off this marie calender’s frozen apple pie as homemade!
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
walked out of the grocery store and this box was in the trash immediately outside the doors. if only i could be a fly on the wall wherever, i can only assume, someone is going to try passing off this marie calender’s frozen apple pie as homemade!
remember that whole thing on the bird app where it was all snails all the time?
i am forever bummed that “snives are snives. sneat’s sneat.” never made it out of my drafts limbo.
god what a time that was. how did the whole snail thing even start??
i am forever bummed that “snives are snives. sneat’s sneat.” never made it out of my drafts limbo.
god what a time that was. how did the whole snail thing even start??
Knives are knives. Meat's meat.
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
remember that whole thing on the bird app where it was all snails all the time?
i am forever bummed that “snives are snives. sneat’s sneat.” never made it out of my drafts limbo.
god what a time that was. how did the whole snail thing even start??
i am forever bummed that “snives are snives. sneat’s sneat.” never made it out of my drafts limbo.
god what a time that was. how did the whole snail thing even start??
someone somewhere nearby is using a lawnmower or leaf blower or something and it’s creating a loud hum and istfg my apartment is serving as a perfect resonance chamber for it and i think my head might explode the way a wine glass can break from a voice 😵💫
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
someone somewhere nearby is using a lawnmower or leaf blower or something and it’s creating a loud hum and istfg my apartment is serving as a perfect resonance chamber for it and i think my head might explode the way a wine glass can break from a voice 😵💫
i just remembered how much i used to love berry berry kix and while i was pleased to learn that it apparently still exists i’m very sad that it doesn’t have the little triangle berry pyramid pieces anymore
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
i just remembered how much i used to love berry berry kix and while i was pleased to learn that it apparently still exists i’m very sad that it doesn’t have the little triangle berry pyramid pieces anymore
i can’t find a gif of the spiders from this version of the hobbit but my answer is the spiders from this version of the hobbit. they made sounds that don’t exist on current streaming or dvd versions bc a lot of sound effects were omitted for some reason? but i can still hear them.
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
i can’t find a gif of the spiders from this version of the hobbit but my answer is the spiders from this version of the hobbit. they made sounds that don’t exist on current streaming or dvd versions bc a lot of sound effects were omitted for some reason? but i can still hear them.
would i get more bang for my buck if i just placed a takeout order from somewhere? absolutely i would. but am i gonna walk to my favorite little asian market to get boba and half-size to-go containers of dumplings and other yummy treats? you bet your ass i am.
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
would i get more bang for my buck if i just placed a takeout order from somewhere? absolutely i would. but am i gonna walk to my favorite little asian market to get boba and half-size to-go containers of dumplings and other yummy treats? you bet your ass i am.
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the YEARNING 🥺😭
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the YEARNING 🥺😭
GIMME THIS FIC!!!
it's been nine hours but now izzy and stede are realizing things aren't what they seem. when ed and stede team up, stede is learning something new... in bed. it's a porn au.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
GIMME THIS FIC!!!
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One of the coolest things about fanfic is that even if you didn't mean to, every Ed & Stede are changed by the author, the premise.
We say "soulmates in every universe" and it reminds me of the Talmudic saying, every person is a universe. Because TOTL E&S are as real to me as Seagkas are
We say "soulmates in every universe" and it reminds me of the Talmudic saying, every person is a universe. Because TOTL E&S are as real to me as Seagkas are
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
One of the coolest things about fanfic is that even if you didn't mean to, every Ed & Stede are changed by the author, the premise.
We say "soulmates in every universe" and it reminds me of the Talmudic saying, every person is a universe. Because TOTL E&S are as real to me as Seagkas are
We say "soulmates in every universe" and it reminds me of the Talmudic saying, every person is a universe. Because TOTL E&S are as real to me as Seagkas are
i haven’t been able to decide what dimension 20 season to start next for like three days. please advise.
options:
pirates of leviathan
unsleeping city s2
mice & murder
the seven
shriek week
coffin run
mentopolis
never stop blowing up
misfits & magic s2
titan takedown
cloudward, ho!
options:
pirates of leviathan
unsleeping city s2
mice & murder
the seven
shriek week
coffin run
mentopolis
never stop blowing up
misfits & magic s2
titan takedown
cloudward, ho!
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i haven’t been able to decide what dimension 20 season to start next for like three days. please advise.
options:
pirates of leviathan
unsleeping city s2
mice & murder
the seven
shriek week
coffin run
mentopolis
never stop blowing up
misfits & magic s2
titan takedown
cloudward, ho!
options:
pirates of leviathan
unsleeping city s2
mice & murder
the seven
shriek week
coffin run
mentopolis
never stop blowing up
misfits & magic s2
titan takedown
cloudward, ho!
help! i am drowning 🫠
could you perhaps throw me a life preserver in the form of ed teach pics/art to help keep me afloat today?? 🥺👉👈
could you perhaps throw me a life preserver in the form of ed teach pics/art to help keep me afloat today?? 🥺👉👈
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
help! i am drowning 🫠
could you perhaps throw me a life preserver in the form of ed teach pics/art to help keep me afloat today?? 🥺👉👈
could you perhaps throw me a life preserver in the form of ed teach pics/art to help keep me afloat today?? 🥺👉👈
don’t forget about toast. toast will always be there for you. toast loves you and only wants the best for you. including the best toast.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
don’t forget about toast. toast will always be there for you. toast loves you and only wants the best for you. including the best toast.
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen
hozier
lucy dacus
hozier
josh ritter
hozier
hozier
lucy dacus
hozier
josh ritter
hozier
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you've seen.
Jonas Brothers
Halestorm
Billy Idol & Joan Jett
Good Charlotte
Hozier
Jonas Brothers
Halestorm
Billy Idol & Joan Jett
Good Charlotte
Hozier
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you've seen.
AJR
Dark Star Orchestra
I'm With Her & Iron and Wine
Avett Brothers
Taylor Swift
AJR
Dark Star Orchestra
I'm With Her & Iron and Wine
Avett Brothers
Taylor Swift
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen
hozier
lucy dacus
hozier
josh ritter
hozier
hozier
lucy dacus
hozier
josh ritter
hozier
idk if i’ve ever needed a week off more. i need these next two days to simultaneously go by super fast because i’m going insane but also very very slowly because there’s just so much to do and not enough time to do it all
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
idk if i’ve ever needed a week off more. i need these next two days to simultaneously go by super fast because i’m going insane but also very very slowly because there’s just so much to do and not enough time to do it all
why does it feel so rude to reply to spam email with only the word “stop?” like, that’s what you’re telling me to do and you’re surely a bot anyway but still. just give me a god damn button to press instead!
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
why does it feel so rude to reply to spam email with only the word “stop?” like, that’s what you’re telling me to do and you’re surely a bot anyway but still. just give me a god damn button to press instead!
okay how weird would it be if i submitted a maintenance request to fix the bathtub in my apartment that’s been broken since i moved in nine years ago? (only the shower head works, water won’t come out of the regular faucet part. i haven’t been a bath person but i wanna be a bath person this winter!)
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
okay how weird would it be if i submitted a maintenance request to fix the bathtub in my apartment that’s been broken since i moved in nine years ago? (only the shower head works, water won’t come out of the regular faucet part. i haven’t been a bath person but i wanna be a bath person this winter!)
wow, guess who’s spiraling on this fine monday! having a really great time over here
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
wow, guess who’s spiraling on this fine monday! having a really great time over here
twice in a row now i’ve been turned away from donating blood bc my pulse has been too high ☹️ i guess i should like, do something about that, huh?
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
twice in a row now i’ve been turned away from donating blood bc my pulse has been too high ☹️ i guess i should like, do something about that, huh?