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Egg sprayed with flex seal. Hope i don't rot inside.

A lot of my life is great. Some of it is not.

I am not 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat. 250lb is a lot more than 3 raccoons.
Yo they're straight up falsifying evidence to create an excuse for violent authoritarian crackdowns with no need to reality.

FUCKING ARM YOURSELF
September 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@whysophiewhy.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social @hungrybowtie.bsky.social

Please for the love of kittens get the CZM android working.

@edzitron.com I know you know someone who could have gotten this working in a week. At this point it just seems silly this is taking years.

Let me give you money!
June 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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There is no such thing as an overreaction with what has now happened. This is the line in the sand.

Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.
June 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Fuckin cops giving an armed motorcade escort to several supercars and a fascist wrapped porche on i-290. What a great use of tax dollars.
June 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@edzitron.com I inhaled and choked on my yogurt when you weren't aware of kiwi farms.

Kinda makes sense but I thought your exposure to the darkest parts of the Internet was more extensive.
March 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
@kavehmd.bsky.social Finally bingeing HOP from the beginning and listening to a time lapse of how badly we handled COVID is fucking surreal.
March 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@mattlieb.bsky.social
Please work with Daniel to get full length versions of your song parodies together. Production quality is unimportant. I will pay for this as an album or as singles just give me the trash.

The golda girl boss all-star parody snipet was so good I got sad when it was over.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Reminder to everyone that trans hate from dudes is almost 100% of the time fear they will find a trans woman attractive/the reaction to being uncomfortable when they did.
February 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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good news the AI enabled security camera successfully recognized my "thumbs up"
January 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Anita Bryant died.
*Kazoo noises*
January 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
@whysophiewhy.bsky.social as you seem to be the most responsible human in the operation I request your assistance.

I'm trying really hard to send you all my money on a subscription basis and can't do it via Apple podcasts as I don't have that.

For visibility @iwriteok.bsky.social
December 30, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Brian Thompson is at least partially responsible for the early deaths of thousands of people.

I'm glad he's dead.
December 4, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I didn't expect to get mad to the point of shouting at the theater from watching Wicked but here we are...

Magneto was right, Elfaba was right. You don't argue with fascism you fucking kill it.
November 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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your mother didn’t spend nine and a half gruelling months pregnant and countless hours in labour just for you to become a fucking cop
March 6, 2024 at 2:45 PM
@mattlieb.bsky.social I would like you to be aware of the crimes I am committing against you.

I'm the one with he BH tattoo so I promise it is with love.
November 17, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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due to inflation, it now takes three to make a thing go right
November 17, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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like wtf did you think “adult content” meant??? tax advice??????
November 16, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Sex with Hitler has terrible controls and I will not be playing the sequels.
November 17, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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the mona lisa’s smile was because she was getting her dick sucked under there. it’s heavily implied
August 29, 2023 at 1:06 AM
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want some context on rick wilson and the lincoln project? here you go! it’s 4 years old and their “we didn’t get much done, huh” was a lot easier to hide behind 81,000,000 votes for biden.
The Lincoln Project Project - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
youtu.be
November 16, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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if you’re uninterested in 4 years of hearing from pundits who got us the “tack to the center & win republicans back,” campaign you’re almost not gonna find better than this starter pack. comb through, though, don’t block them all. there are ok people in it. bluesky jay’s in there. don’t block jay.
November 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here

bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Too burned out to do anything after work that doesn't involve virtual murder or sleep.
February 21, 2024 at 11:42 PM
My brothers conviction that an extra 2 minutes of his time once or twice a week is more important than our pets safety has caused our cat to escape. If and when we get the cat back he will still be sure he's justified in this behavior. I really want to hurt him.
February 17, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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February 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM