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Egg sprayed with flex seal. Hope i don't rot inside.

A lot of my life is great. Some of it is not.

I am not 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat. 250lb is a lot more than 3 raccoons.
@whysophiewhy.bsky.social as you seem to be the most responsible human in the operation I request your assistance.

I'm trying really hard to send you all my money on a subscription basis and can't do it via Apple podcasts as I don't have that.

For visibility @iwriteok.bsky.social
December 30, 2024 at 8:53 PM
@mattlieb.bsky.social I would like you to be aware of the crimes I am committing against you.

I'm the one with he BH tattoo so I promise it is with love.
November 17, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Tina gets the calm down ear goo because he spends hours of the day following other cats around making noises that I associate with dying cats.

Calm down ear goo is transdermal Prozac. He is much happier when he's on it.
February 12, 2024 at 7:17 PM
February 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
@secretaboutbox.bsky.social how are you holding up with this bullshit?
I've been here my whole life and I still hate it. Can't imagine how it is for a recent transplant.
January 12, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I hate it
January 1, 2024 at 4:04 AM
This is the most British thing I can remember eating. B&M Brown Bread with raisins.
December 24, 2023 at 10:04 PM
@crimsonflowers.bsky.social
Ok you're a fucking gold mine for the kind of weird that I like posting on my stupid Facebook page that started as things that get said during my DND games and ended up just being weird quotes that I giggled at.

I'm fixing to properly link to you now.
December 23, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Are these "The socks"?
December 13, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I enjoyed this. You will be exposed.
November 23, 2023 at 4:27 PM
This made me happy. You will now be exposed
November 22, 2023 at 4:52 PM
November 21, 2023 at 1:33 PM
The squirrels, they mock him.
November 21, 2023 at 1:28 PM
This made me happy on a more problematic social media. You will now be exposed.
November 20, 2023 at 3:55 PM