The Hatman from Benadryl™
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My movie of the year was Sinners. Without question. And nothing else came close.
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
My movie of the year was Sinners. Without question. And nothing else came close.
Its media hot take time. Here's another one
The way Gabi is treated is absolutely fucked, and a decent amount of it really is just misogyny. Ive seen Mary Sue accusations against Gabi because shes competent.
Repost cuz of wording was bad.
The way Gabi is treated is absolutely fucked, and a decent amount of it really is just misogyny. Ive seen Mary Sue accusations against Gabi because shes competent.
Repost cuz of wording was bad.
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Its media hot take time. Here's another one
The way Gabi is treated is absolutely fucked, and a decent amount of it really is just misogyny. Ive seen Mary Sue accusations against Gabi because shes competent.
Repost cuz of wording was bad.
The way Gabi is treated is absolutely fucked, and a decent amount of it really is just misogyny. Ive seen Mary Sue accusations against Gabi because shes competent.
Repost cuz of wording was bad.
Shauna is an incredibly tragic figure. A flawed but not evil girl who endures unimaginable suffering and it changes her for the worse. In this essay...
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Shauna is an incredibly tragic figure. A flawed but not evil girl who endures unimaginable suffering and it changes her for the worse. In this essay...
Confession.
Ive only ever seen the first 6 Star Wars movies. And I just kinda like the story they told and don't need anything else. I only know what I know of the rest of the franchise through memes. Which is very little
Ive only ever seen the first 6 Star Wars movies. And I just kinda like the story they told and don't need anything else. I only know what I know of the rest of the franchise through memes. Which is very little
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Confession.
Ive only ever seen the first 6 Star Wars movies. And I just kinda like the story they told and don't need anything else. I only know what I know of the rest of the franchise through memes. Which is very little
Ive only ever seen the first 6 Star Wars movies. And I just kinda like the story they told and don't need anything else. I only know what I know of the rest of the franchise through memes. Which is very little
Id like to #cancelkate for this skeet.
Just kidding but seriously for me as well if im ever posting bad tell me. We gotta hold each other to account.
Just kidding but seriously for me as well if im ever posting bad tell me. We gotta hold each other to account.
Never enable me. Genuinely call me out if I ever fuck up, no matter the context lol.
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Id like to #cancelkate for this skeet.
Just kidding but seriously for me as well if im ever posting bad tell me. We gotta hold each other to account.
Just kidding but seriously for me as well if im ever posting bad tell me. We gotta hold each other to account.
Related, a woman I went to high school with got pregnant and made a Facebook account for the kid and roleplayed as the kid talking to her on her posts. It was deeply unsettling
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Related, a woman I went to high school with got pregnant and made a Facebook account for the kid and roleplayed as the kid talking to her on her posts. It was deeply unsettling
Hey you missed our GTA Roleplay gang meeting, we've decided to kick you out of the gang, dox your home address, and make deepfake nudes of your mom.
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Hey you missed our GTA Roleplay gang meeting, we've decided to kick you out of the gang, dox your home address, and make deepfake nudes of your mom.
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I think the Child Porn Robot is bad actually
January 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I think the Child Porn Robot is bad actually
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At bottom, "Israel owns the US" is just American exceptionalism, but leftishly, and that's not praxis.
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
At bottom, "Israel owns the US" is just American exceptionalism, but leftishly, and that's not praxis.
I have exactly 1 celebrity Im parasocial about and I stay very normal by never talking about them. Everybody should get 1, as long as they are responsible with it.
January 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I have exactly 1 celebrity Im parasocial about and I stay very normal by never talking about them. Everybody should get 1, as long as they are responsible with it.
January 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Everyone knows the Anthony Bourdain pictures are not Epstein. No one is sincerely sharing pictures of Bourdain thinking its Epstein everyone is doing a little joke please climb out of your own ass.
January 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Everyone knows the Anthony Bourdain pictures are not Epstein. No one is sincerely sharing pictures of Bourdain thinking its Epstein everyone is doing a little joke please climb out of your own ass.
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Bleach is my personal favorite of the Big 3 but i love them all
January 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Bleach is my personal favorite of the Big 3 but i love them all
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
Yeah. You just gotta get rid of attachment that is harmful to you though.
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Yeah. You just gotta get rid of attachment that is harmful to you though.
I will eventually. Whatever it is I want it to be funny and nothing i think of has been funny enough yet.
January 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I will eventually. Whatever it is I want it to be funny and nothing i think of has been funny enough yet.
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“That’s why I’m making it illegal for the New York Times or The Atlantic magazine to be sold within the bounds of New York City.”
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
“That’s why I’m making it illegal for the New York Times or The Atlantic magazine to be sold within the bounds of New York City.”
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im a tiny dick trad wife then
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
im a tiny dick trad wife then
Activating my neuralink so I can download all the knowledge of the TVTropes website so I can respond to everything I see with a relevant trope. I will be hunted by a secret police force for my crimes.
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Activating my neuralink so I can download all the knowledge of the TVTropes website so I can respond to everything I see with a relevant trope. I will be hunted by a secret police force for my crimes.
Yall are still misidentifying sephirothposting as schizoposting. They are different things.
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Yall are still misidentifying sephirothposting as schizoposting. They are different things.
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The power of the people lies in everyday heroes. Only one person needs to believe in the dream of peace. And ten thousand shall follow if that person unceasingly leads in the front
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The power of the people lies in everyday heroes. Only one person needs to believe in the dream of peace. And ten thousand shall follow if that person unceasingly leads in the front
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we can all have a slightly problematic little guy, as a treat
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
we can all have a slightly problematic little guy, as a treat
Listen I know electoralism wont save us and we shouldn't idolize politicians. But Mamdani is kinda fuckin dope Im sorry. Lemme enjoy the guy. It feels good to have a little hope.
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Listen I know electoralism wont save us and we shouldn't idolize politicians. But Mamdani is kinda fuckin dope Im sorry. Lemme enjoy the guy. It feels good to have a little hope.
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Its the shikon juul
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Its the shikon juul
Im thankful Im spending more time fully lucid lately. Im glad im in a waning moment of my illness.
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Im thankful Im spending more time fully lucid lately. Im glad im in a waning moment of my illness.