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Guy
@guyanderson.bsky.social
MotoGP nut. Occasional writer. The Irresistible Force of Indifference
This is Mark. Named after the builder who’s due to re-roof my garage next week. Was tidying up and came across the fella. He’s now at a hedgehog sanctuary until it’s warm enough for him to come home. 2.1/2 - 3 years old male in good health according to the sanctuary
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
@helsmels.bsky.social Hey 👋 H I seem to remember a few years back you said who you used for online spectacles (???)
January 17, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Flerrs
January 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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MANUFACTURERS' RECALLS

- Honda CBR600R.
- Ducati Panigale or Streetfighter.

Check our website for the models and production dates.

FEMA, Europe's leading motorcyclists' organisation, shows you all recalls: www.femamotorcycling.eu/recalls
January 16, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Language evolves. So from now on it’s BELGIAN 🇧🇪 WHISTLES
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’

“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”

BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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I predict “internal bleeding” means a small bruise.
I predict that Jonathan Ross's "internal bleeding" will have healed just as quickly and thoroughly as Donald Trump's "gunshot wound" to his ear.
January 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Farage is going to need some aloe vera for that burn
Neil Coyle MP has written a brutal takedown letter to Nigel Farage for his breach of parliamentary protocol, because Farage visited Coyle's London constituency without notifying him. 10/10 no notes.
(H/T @simonpegg.bsky.social)
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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- Kwasi Kwarteng
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Whoever came up with the name “Ewok Powell” to describe Tommy Robinson should take the rest of the year off.
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Agent Orange and his apparent new-found awareness of the power of the US military resembles a man with erectile dysfunction who’s just taken his first dose of Viagra. He just wants to screw EVERYONE 🫣
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Can someone explain the media obsession with government "u-turns", and why it's perceived as wholly negative?

I change my mind on what to do / the best solution for a problem, all the time. I see that as a strength, not a weakness
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 AM
January 13, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Just heard Adrenaline by French group We Hate You, Please Die @motomatters.com re modern punk. Phew!
January 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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a decade is a long time in politics
January 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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"Disappointing Number Of Deaths in the Deadliest Place On Earth", writes the Telegraph
January 12, 2026 at 7:09 AM
There's always been Ethel:
"Jacob, wake up! You've got to tidy your room now."
And then Mister Lewis:
"Isn't it time that he was out on his own?"
Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds - cuckoo to you!
Keep them mowing blades sharp...
January 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
12/12
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
11/n
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
10/n
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
9/n
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
8/n
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7/n
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January 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
4/n
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM