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Izzy 🐔
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TRUMP: You're making all the kids learn Arabic Numerals?

MAMDANI: That's correct, but we actually all—

TRUMP: No need to explain, you're a smart man, you're big into education.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
my hypothesis is that people only like AI now because it hasn't been enshittified in the ways that search engines have, and once they start doing things like this it will very quickly fall out of favor
Target: how do we turn around public perception of our brand? We need to do something that everyone will love...
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
ever since the Dodgers won 😒
It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
we need to make men interested in trains again. Have we considered re-emphasizing that they're phallic?
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
11:11 on 11/11/11.... you just had to be there
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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SEATTLE!!!

We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
when the tgirls go baseball mode >>>>>>>>>
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
A/S/L (2025)
I’m imagining a beautiful life for myself where I’m represented by a smiley face on a two-dimensional plane
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
anyway Jays in 5
October 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i'm inventing the world's first compostable bullets to make warfare green.
October 19, 2025 at 8:14 AM
photos taken moments before disaster
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
friends don't let friends become niche internet microcelebrities
October 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
being added to one more group chat will fix me I think
October 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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6. Counselor Troi is my favorite of the bananas changes Gene Roddenberry made to the formula with TNG. the Captain's therapist is literally one of the core three command staff! There were oceans of possiblity, and the writers were not equal. I wrote a whole novel about this
September 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
you know shit's getting real when the Dodgers bring out both Christian Nationalists to close out the game
September 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
it is fun how normie Dems actually are capable of using their collective resources/power, but only for causes like "support this doomed Senate candidate" or "get talk show host reinstated"
NEW: You may have heard the name before.

Amy McGrath is seriously considering a 2026 run for US Senate in Kentucky, a source close to her & familiar with her thinking tells me.

She raised an historic amount of $ in her 2020 loss to McConnell.

www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
Amy McGrath comeback? Former KY Senate candidate said to be considering 2026 run
The former candidate got close to beating Rep. Andy Barr in 2018, but lost to Sen. Mitch McConnell in a landslide in 2020.
www.kentucky.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
trans women loooove fleeing the country
September 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
MARINERS TO THE MOOOOOOONNNNN
September 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Sanatorium “Ukraine”, Haspra (Crimea) — Unfinished Soviet-era concrete wing, built in the 1990s r/brutalism
September 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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the things keeping this nation together are crumbling
With tonight’s win, the Dodgers have finally tied the Giants in the all-time head-to-head standings with 1,287 wins each. The last time they were even was in 1896.
September 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
the one caveat to this good news is that (in my understanding) the disbursal process has changed such that grants are now being awarded for multiple years, meaning fewer grants received money for longer periods, rather than a larger number of yearly grants in previous years.
September 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
sortition heads rise up
September 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It is trans activists' sacred duty to direct as much traffic to transphobic Newsmax articles as possible.
September 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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sorry if this offends but if you pull Ohtani five innings deep into a no-hitter after he's only thrown 68 pitches you deserve whatever bane the baseball gods see fit to bestow
September 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM