GulfCoastJake
@gulfcoastjake.bsky.social
49 he/him 🏳️🌈 in Florida • into LEGO, books, coffee, and graphic design •
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New Year, New Introduction:
Name: Jake (he/him)
Location: just south of Tampa Bay, Florida
Interests: books, coffee, and all things LEGO
Status: gay 🏳️🌈, married 👬 7 years (together 17)
Work: currently at Starbucks (10 years in May), aspiring Graphic Designer (graduated ASU in Dec ’24)
#introduction
Name: Jake (he/him)
Location: just south of Tampa Bay, Florida
Interests: books, coffee, and all things LEGO
Status: gay 🏳️🌈, married 👬 7 years (together 17)
Work: currently at Starbucks (10 years in May), aspiring Graphic Designer (graduated ASU in Dec ’24)
#introduction
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"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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"Give your Sweetheart some sweets this Valentine's day"
Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
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Wilford Brimley: {disappointed sigh}
Bought this set a little while ago...
1/4
1/4
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Bought this set a little while ago...
1/4
1/4
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When AI can help all these unreasonably over-breasted fembot fake girl accounts recognize that I am a Level 47 Homo so they stop following me, then I’ll believe AI is intelligent.
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
When AI can help all these unreasonably over-breasted fembot fake girl accounts recognize that I am a Level 47 Homo so they stop following me, then I’ll believe AI is intelligent.
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Adult coloring books: for when you can use crayola during your cryola
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Adult coloring books: for when you can use crayola during your cryola
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"What size?" followed by "Hot or iced?"
"What size?" followed by "Hot or iced?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"And what happened when you tried it?"
"And what happened when you tried it?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"and just how likely is it that this could kill someone?"
"and just how likely is it that this could kill someone?"
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"What size?" followed by "Hot or iced?"
"What size?" followed by "Hot or iced?"
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Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
Day 21 ☑️ / 90
Have had to modify some of the exercises due to my body dimensions and current fitness level, but it feels good to be doing a little something every day for my physical health.
Here's the (free) program I'm following:
darebee.com/programs/90-...
Have had to modify some of the exercises due to my body dimensions and current fitness level, but it feels good to be doing a little something every day for my physical health.
Here's the (free) program I'm following:
darebee.com/programs/90-...
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February 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Day 21 ☑️ / 90
Have had to modify some of the exercises due to my body dimensions and current fitness level, but it feels good to be doing a little something every day for my physical health.
Here's the (free) program I'm following:
darebee.com/programs/90-...
Have had to modify some of the exercises due to my body dimensions and current fitness level, but it feels good to be doing a little something every day for my physical health.
Here's the (free) program I'm following:
darebee.com/programs/90-...
Read a lot in January, but my ADHD brain hasn't settled on my February obsession yet... (LEGO design, bookbinding, and my backlog of TV shows are all still on the table.)
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Read a lot in January, but my ADHD brain hasn't settled on my February obsession yet... (LEGO design, bookbinding, and my backlog of TV shows are all still on the table.)
Added berries to my morning oatmeal. Tasted like I was eating pie for breakfast.
12/10 would recommend.
12/10 would recommend.
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Added berries to my morning oatmeal. Tasted like I was eating pie for breakfast.
12/10 would recommend.
12/10 would recommend.
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The venn diagram of actors who have headlined Oh Mary and the actors who should be guests on The Muppet Show is a perfect circle.
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The venn diagram of actors who have headlined Oh Mary and the actors who should be guests on The Muppet Show is a perfect circle.
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*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Spending my Sunday off building LEGO and watching Hallmark movies, as God intended.
February 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Spending my Sunday off building LEGO and watching Hallmark movies, as God intended.