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Geoffrey
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Hi, my name is Geoffrey and I'm a Pisces
I love computers and hot tamales 🎶 🎶

🐻🖖🏼 Just a big gay geek from Dallas, TX, He/Him.

Reader, Trekkie, leftie

Flattery will get you everywhere

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Geoffrey's Rules of the Game

1. Don't be a Jerk
2. Breathe
3. Read a Book
4. Laugh Out Loud
Corollary: Make Someone Laugh
5. Go Outside and Play
6. Drink Your Juice, Shelby
7. Learn Something New
8. Share the Wealth
9. Still, Like Air, I'll Rise
10. This Too Shall Pass
Time to update this list a bit ... Things I'll automatically block over:

*TERFs
* -ists in general
*Pinkwashing
*Explaining my own lived history to me
*Comparing indentured servitude or the Barbary Pirates to the Transatlantic Slave Trade
*Social media scolds
This Christianist thing is exactly what they've been doing for decades - training people, building for future elections

Meanwhile, progressives are arguing over whether someone agreeing with you only 95% of the time makes them the a Republican fascist

fortworthreport.org/2025/11/10/f...
A Texas church’s online class trains Christians to run for office. Now it may go national
Fort Worth’s Mercy Culture Church aims to get more conservative Christians elected through its online Campaign University.
fortworthreport.org
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We're messing with my bp meds and something has me minorly dehydrated; my doctor wanted me to go back to drinking an extra 4L of water a day like I did the months leading up to my kidney surgery until we stop fiddling

I'm doing it, but damn, it's taking some time to get used to again
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Two of the things I really liked about Target when I shopped there was the employees left me alone but were nearby if I needed something

I didn't stop shopping there because they were too aloof ...
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Saw a sweatshirt I really like in the back of my closet that I don't think I wore at all last winter - so I wore it this morning to breakfast

And, now I remember. It's thick and heavy - perfect for icy days with strong winds, but a morning in the low 50s? I was melting the entire time
a large iceberg in the middle of the ocean with mountains in the background
ALT: a large iceberg in the middle of the ocean with mountains in the background
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I love the insult generator, too, for different reasons

dr.eamer.dev/insults
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Another evening at the Moody theater with TITAS/ Dance Unbound
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I love upbeat songs with dark lyrics - The Smiths and The Cure set me down that path long ago

But i've been on a tangent looking for the opposite which is harder. Dark or melancholic music with upbeat lyrics isn't done a lot unless as a cover

Love Song For a Vampire by Annie Lennox does it well
Love Song For A Vampire
YouTube video by Annie Lennox
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is me on Teams right now. Trying to look like I'm paying close attention when in fact I'm trying to determine whether or not I look my age

(a little of yes, a little of no)
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by Geoffrey
Apropos of nothing, if Vance succeeds Trump less than halfway through his term in office, it counts as Vance 's first 4-year term

22nd Amendment, Baby

Oh, and we all know Vance couldn't hold that evil coalition together all by his lonesome
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Why offer something for free when there's a buck to be made charged ng for it?

apnews.com/article/irs-...
IRS Direct File won't be available next year. Here's what that means for taxpayers
The Trump administration has decided not to offer the IRS' electronic tax filing system for free next year, and its future is unclear.
apnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reposted by Geoffrey
U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis just took the bench. She's expected to rule on a request for a preliminary injunction governing the use of force by federal agents in Chicago.
Good morning. Back in the courtroom of U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis, who is expected to rule in 20 minutes on the use of force by federal agents against protesters and journalists in Chicago.
'It's a disgrace': Chicagoans describe jarring encounters with feds as judge prepares to rule on 'blitz'

From @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Ellison thinks he knows how to remake American Media into something agile, lean, MAGA, and full of exactly what we want to watch

At a guess, that means he'll strip out the new, interesting and creative in favor of corporate generated pew pew boom greenscreen movies and more celebrity reality TV
Inside David Ellison’s Dramatic First 100 Days at Paramount: Courting Tom Cruise Blockbusters, Forging Ties With Trump and Daring Anyone Else to Buy Warner Bros. Discovery
David Ellison is the ultimate Hollywood disruptor. This week's Variety cover story goes deep on the Paramount-Skydance boss' industry takeover.
variety.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Who are Republicans going to villify as the supreme enemy now? All their campaign propaganda will need to be redone

OTOH, more of the 130+ senior citizens in Congress need to follow her lead

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/p...
Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection to Congress after nearly 40 years in Washington | CNN Politics
Nancy Pelosi, the first and only female speaker of the US House of Representatives and one of the most powerful figures in Democratic politics for decades, has announced she will not seek reelection.
www.cnn.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Well that sucks, I'm not only a robot, but a boring one as well
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
When talking politics to men in my age group, I'm 59, I know they're most likely Republican but I talk to them as if they're a pragmatic progressive like me ... It's so much fun. They usually don't know how to react
A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative.

(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reposted by Geoffrey
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Apropos of nothing, if Vance succeeds Trump less than halfway through his term in office, it counts as Vance 's first 4-year term

22nd Amendment, Baby

Oh, and we all know Vance couldn't hold that evil coalition together all by his lonesome
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Wait. Have i been living in a hole?

This bleach blonde asshole is mad a trans person TIED her for fifth place? That's what her anti-trans career is about?!?

I mean, I get that these RWNJs don't need much to feign anger, but she's mad she's not a special loser all her own but has to share?
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So the maga slang pre-dates the MAGA movement and is based off a Yoruban word for fool

But I don't give a shit

This is a word that is starting to mean 'willfully ignorant cultist' in American English, so the meanings can overlap somewhat

www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...
Does 'Maga' Mean 'Easily Fooled Idiot' in Nigerian Pidgin?
Words in different languages do tend to have different meanings.
www.snopes.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Reposted by Geoffrey
I need some of yall to read this and then mind your business. I already have a tree up and don’t care what you think about it.
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Share a famous fictional computer. (Not a robot/android)
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Drop something red
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Evil is unspectacular and always human,
And shares our bed and eats at our own table,
And we are introduced to Goodness every day,
Even in drawing-rooms among a crowd of faults;
He has a name like Billy and is almost perfect,
But wears a stammer like a decoration:

W.H. Auden, Herman Melville, 1933
November 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
post something random or you’ll have an awful November
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM