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Geoffrey
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Hi, my name is Geoffrey and I'm a Pisces
I love computers and hot tamales 🎶 🎶

🐻🖖🏼 Just a big gay geek from Dallas, TX, He/Him.

Reader, Trekkie, leftie

Flattery will get you everywhere

Telegram, Discord, Snapchat: TheGeoffey
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Geoffrey's Rules of the Game

1. Don't be a Jerk
2. Breathe
3. Read a Book
4. Laugh Out Loud
Corollary: Make Someone Laugh
5. Go Outside and Play
6. Drink Your Juice, Shelby
7. Learn Something New
8. Share the Wealth
9. Still, Like Air, I'll Rise
10. This Too Shall Pass
Time to update this list a bit ... Things I'll automatically block over:

*TERFs
* -ists in general
*Pinkwashing
*Explaining my own lived history to me
*Comparing indentured servitude or the Barbary Pirates to the Transatlantic Slave Trade
*Social media scolds
I haven't started reading it yet, but I just stumbled on a queer urban fantasy ebook with the greatest name - that's also currently $1.99 on Amazon

Disco Witches of Fire Island

It's next on my list now

a.co/d/07DKH4Vs
February 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
New Rule for Good Boys for rest of Feb:
February 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Sexually transmitted ringwormy fungal infection spreading from Europe to US among gay men

www.cidrap.umn.edu/sexually-tra...
Minnesota health officials warn of sexually transmitted fungal infection outbreak
www.cidrap.umn.edu
February 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
New T-shirt arrived
February 17, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I was reading anecdotal reports that Wegovy can lead to vivid dreaming

I certainly hope so

When I quit smoking in 07, I took Chantix for 6-months and had pretty drug dreams almost every night

Loved them. Miss them. Want more
a painting of a lake with the words sweet dreams on the bottom
ALT: a painting of a lake with the words sweet dreams on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

Still one of the greatest live concert recordings, IMHO
February 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
⭐️ Pass along, let’s see your PFP in its full-sized glory! ⭐️
February 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I'm starting the Wegovy tomorrow morning. Insurance won't pay for it, so I'll be paying full price (which is bad) but since I am, my Dr says we don't have to ramp up the dosage on their schedule but slow boat it instead (which is good)
Here we go ....
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Opening half of the article: whiny titty baby complaints about how offensive the show was

Then: the FCC reviewed the lyrics, said they were scrubbed and there is no violation

Next: more whiny titty baby complaints about not enough flag-waving

Last sentence: the FCC is done investigating
FCC scrutinizes Bad Bunny halftime show for potential rule violations: Report
Controversy surrounding Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime show only continues to grow nearly a week after the show.
thenationaldesk.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Reposted by Geoffrey
DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.
February 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Here we go ....
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Jada: I want you to take a nap with me

Me: okay, let me finish this thought first

As punishment for not getting up immediately, she lies down next to my desk chair so I can't move nor get up without stepping on her, and won't move until I figure it out

Solve for X now, Old Man
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The Trek Bros who whine about all of Trek now being LBGTQ are going to be sorely disappointed in all the heterosexuality on display during the opening scene of SFA S1E6

#StarfleetAcademy
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
She's 60, you dumbass misogynist

Being heartless, ill-prepared, and a cultist bitch aren't symptoms of menopause
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Reposted by Geoffrey
Great idea!
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Reposted by Geoffrey
James Van Der Beek has passed away at 48.
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Geoffrey
Pam Bondi needs to be reminded that although Nixon didn't go to jail, his AG John Mitchell did.
a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in front of a white van
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in front of a white van
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
🎶🎶
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The President is on the line
As ninety-nine red balloons go by
🎶🎶
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Next they will complain the Poors are bathing in clean water and eating fresh bread
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Reposted by Geoffrey
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
"A Grand Jury refused to indict ..."

life would be so much easier for the Trumpies if they didn't have to rely on annoying things like the citizens of the US

youtu.be/_JJMZmCJOCE?...
No indictment in 'illegal orders' video
YouTube video by WNEM TV5
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
First name I pulled up on that list - chosen fully at random - was a child predator

And DHS can bitch and moan, but what are they going to do about it, if it's in The Netherlands?
Dutch site IDs ICE agents via public data

“ICE aren’t actually fearful of their safety…What they’re fearful of is not being invited to baseball games or not being invited to the pub with their friends. Community exclusion – that’s what they’re fearful of”

wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Category:Agents
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
"I don't know what he said, but I'm sure it was awful"

I get that this is an election year so Congressmen are going to play to the cameras, but what group is he trying to get over to his side that isn't already there?
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 8:37 PM
So Husband was painting around the new security system because its a different size from the old one. as part of that, he took down the glass break sensor to paint (thinking it wasn't armed) Well, that triggered a duress alarm to 911

Now we're waiting to see if the Po-Po come a knocking
February 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Imma admit that USicans' refusal to use Metric measures is ridiculous given that we were switching when I was a kid in the 70s and use them in many cases today

Too many of us just like to think we're special
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM