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Geoffrey
@thegeoffey.bsky.social
Hi, my name is Geoffrey and I'm a Pisces
I love computers and hot tamales 🎶 🎶

🐻🖖🏼 Just a big gay geek from Dallas, TX, He/Him.

Reader, Trekkie, leftie

Flattery will get you everywhere

Telegram, Discord, Snapchat: TheGeoffey
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Fresh new haircut

Validate me
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm listening to a court proceeding for a Field sobriety test and the things they look for in the one leg stand and even in the 'walk the line' test are things I sometimes can't do while perfectly sober

I can't balance on one foot without swaying and using my arms for 10, nevermind 30 seconds ...
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
got my reminder to hydrate popping up regularly

Helps to keep me on task
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Depending on my mood, my favorite Muppet is Sweetums or Janice

Usually Sweetums

But sometimes I superlove that stoned chick
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Pardon me while I bitch for a second

Google has set up their Advanced Protection on Android with a zillion features to guard against anything and everything

In their wisdom, they made it all or nothing. Don't want one part? Tough shit, Google knows best, you Luddite
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The opening quote for that report has things I know they are trying to spin as good indicators, but read like families and small businesses on the edge of financial failure to me
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
One day soon we're gonna wake up and find out he's dead.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We're messing with my bp meds and something has me minorly dehydrated; my doctor wanted me to go back to drinking an extra 4L of water a day like I did the months leading up to my kidney surgery until we stop fiddling

I'm doing it, but damn, it's taking some time to get used to again
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I love the insult generator, too, for different reasons

dr.eamer.dev/insults
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Another evening at the Moody theater with TITAS/ Dance Unbound
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is me on Teams right now. Trying to look like I'm paying close attention when in fact I'm trying to determine whether or not I look my age

(a little of yes, a little of no)
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Well that sucks, I'm not only a robot, but a boring one as well
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Drop something red
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
post something random or you’ll have an awful November
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Jada really couldn't be more clear with her messaging if she spoke English
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This reminds me of a marble stenciling technique gone wild from an episode of that old DIY show Trading Spaces
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I found a M/m dark romance with the right amount of Dom/sub, well written sex and written by a man with a large catalog of books

Then, i discover that all his other books are M/f

Boo! But at least this one is entertaining me

a.co/d/cMR62sa
October 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
October 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This mousepad really is as big as all that. My desk is pretty much transformed into an orange/red extravaganza
October 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM