Skyler Henry
@guillotine4you.bsky.social
Sac-based friendly neighborhood lefty. Revered by city management. Small business owner. I make music, movies, and snarky comments.
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Why does John Wick only drive fancy cars that cost a million dollars? This dude totals his car every other time he drives it. Imagine the savings if he was just buying used Crown Vics from police auctions.
This is probably the most unrealistic thing about the John Wick movies.
This is probably the most unrealistic thing about the John Wick movies.
August 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why does John Wick only drive fancy cars that cost a million dollars? This dude totals his car every other time he drives it. Imagine the savings if he was just buying used Crown Vics from police auctions.
This is probably the most unrealistic thing about the John Wick movies.
This is probably the most unrealistic thing about the John Wick movies.
I’ll go to my grave saying that we’d be in an entirely different timeline rn had the DNC not ratfucked Bernie in 2016
June 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’ll go to my grave saying that we’d be in an entirely different timeline rn had the DNC not ratfucked Bernie in 2016
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the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,
June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,
While I truly hope my friend Kempa can find the help he needs, at a certain point I’m doing the community a disservice by keeping my mouth shut about what a brazen asshole this guy can be.
Accountability: Kempa Needs It - CoT 3/13/25
YouTube video by Amplify Sacramento
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March 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
While I truly hope my friend Kempa can find the help he needs, at a certain point I’m doing the community a disservice by keeping my mouth shut about what a brazen asshole this guy can be.
Too bad so sad
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Too bad so sad
Using the Bane voice to warn Kitty that her punishment for barfing on the rug while I was on a Zoom meeting must be… severe.
February 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Using the Bane voice to warn Kitty that her punishment for barfing on the rug while I was on a Zoom meeting must be… severe.
Thank you urinal minion, I needed to hear that today
February 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Thank you urinal minion, I needed to hear that today
Knowing that these guys are up to all this illicit shit makes it 100x funnier when Howard gets mad at me for doing rude IG posts.
Sacramento has contracts of over $1 million with leader accused of bribery in mayor’s race
City Manager Howard Chan received an award from Jay King, one of the two accused of attempting to bribe mayoral candidate Flo Cofer.
www.sacbee.com
January 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Knowing that these guys are up to all this illicit shit makes it 100x funnier when Howard gets mad at me for doing rude IG posts.
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It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.
January 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.
Went and saw Wolf Man this evening. It was a remarkable depiction of men, wolves, and everything in between.
January 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Went and saw Wolf Man this evening. It was a remarkable depiction of men, wolves, and everything in between.
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Santa Colm was more than a Christmas hero. He was a union man.✊🏿🎅🏾
December 24, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Santa Colm was more than a Christmas hero. He was a union man.✊🏿🎅🏾
All you can eat sushi buffets are intended for people who have more discipline and self-restraint (self-respect?) than I do
December 22, 2024 at 2:43 AM
All you can eat sushi buffets are intended for people who have more discipline and self-restraint (self-respect?) than I do
If this guys name is actually Luigi Mangione I would strongly urge any Italian Americans still holding onto Christopher Colombus as a source of cultural pride to strongly consider swapping him out
December 9, 2024 at 8:49 PM
If this guys name is actually Luigi Mangione I would strongly urge any Italian Americans still holding onto Christopher Colombus as a source of cultural pride to strongly consider swapping him out
Of all the made up shit MAGA people feel persecuted about “the libs won’t let us say merry Christmas” is among my favorites
December 9, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Of all the made up shit MAGA people feel persecuted about “the libs won’t let us say merry Christmas” is among my favorites
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Most of America right now.
December 7, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Most of America right now.
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So like one trip to the ER?
FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day: cnn.it/4goevIr
FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day | CNN
As the investigation into the fatal shooting of a health care executive in Manhattan enters its fourth day, the FBI says it is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to an arrest a...
cnn.it
December 7, 2024 at 8:20 PM
So like one trip to the ER?
Post someone you’ve been told you look like that you definitely don’t look like
December 7, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Post someone you’ve been told you look like that you definitely don’t look like
Listen just because someone is responsible for mass death in the name of corporate profit (which seems like it should maybe be illegal but hey, corporate profit) leaving millions of people with no legal recourse for justice & thoroughly obvious motives to kill him does NOT mean
December 5, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Listen just because someone is responsible for mass death in the name of corporate profit (which seems like it should maybe be illegal but hey, corporate profit) leaving millions of people with no legal recourse for justice & thoroughly obvious motives to kill him does NOT mean
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My 13yo nephew just told me he has never heard of Bluesky and then criticized me for not using notes on IG. Which is the most appropriate course of action:
wedgie
swirlie
purple nurple
pinkbelly
wedgie
swirlie
purple nurple
pinkbelly
November 28, 2024 at 10:43 PM
My 13yo nephew just told me he has never heard of Bluesky and then criticized me for not using notes on IG. Which is the most appropriate course of action:
wedgie
swirlie
purple nurple
pinkbelly
wedgie
swirlie
purple nurple
pinkbelly
Love that he shouted out the RLL
November 28, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Love that he shouted out the RLL
Me justifying ordering a second airport beer at 7:20am as a tribute to Kris Kristofferson
November 28, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Me justifying ordering a second airport beer at 7:20am as a tribute to Kris Kristofferson
Any song about drivin an ol pickup down that ol country road or whatever that gets written by some nerd in LA and then sold to another LA nerd in a cowboy hat who moved to Nashville specifically to make music for hucklebuck dipshits who hate music that sounds interesting in any way
quote this post with a song you hate it so much that makes you want to throw up and die
home by edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros
home by edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros
November 21, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Any song about drivin an ol pickup down that ol country road or whatever that gets written by some nerd in LA and then sold to another LA nerd in a cowboy hat who moved to Nashville specifically to make music for hucklebuck dipshits who hate music that sounds interesting in any way