Skyler Henry
@guillotine4you.bsky.social
Sac-based friendly neighborhood lefty. Revered by city management. Small business owner. I make music, movies, and snarky comments.
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Thank you urinal minion, I needed to hear that today
February 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Thank you urinal minion, I needed to hear that today
Of all the made up shit MAGA people feel persecuted about “the libs won’t let us say merry Christmas” is among my favorites
December 9, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Of all the made up shit MAGA people feel persecuted about “the libs won’t let us say merry Christmas” is among my favorites
Post someone you’ve been told you look like that you definitely don’t look like
December 7, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Post someone you’ve been told you look like that you definitely don’t look like
Me justifying ordering a second airport beer at 7:20am as a tribute to Kris Kristofferson
November 28, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Me justifying ordering a second airport beer at 7:20am as a tribute to Kris Kristofferson
Trump picks Amity Island mayor as Secretary of Beach Recreation
November 14, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Trump picks Amity Island mayor as Secretary of Beach Recreation
when my watch buzzes to inform me that I’ve reached my daily move goal as I’m sitting on the couch watching tv, scrolling on my phone, and drinking whiskey
December 14, 2023 at 6:02 AM
when my watch buzzes to inform me that I’ve reached my daily move goal as I’m sitting on the couch watching tv, scrolling on my phone, and drinking whiskey
Was gifted this beautiful stained glass work of art today, immediately one of my most prized possessions
August 8, 2023 at 6:34 AM
Was gifted this beautiful stained glass work of art today, immediately one of my most prized possessions
Me after ordering the Thai food spicy and then trying to claim it was an accident
July 11, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Me after ordering the Thai food spicy and then trying to claim it was an accident
This fuckin guy looks like he does magic tricks to Ministry songs wtf is he doing on this cat toy package I hate it
July 8, 2023 at 3:16 AM
This fuckin guy looks like he does magic tricks to Ministry songs wtf is he doing on this cat toy package I hate it
On this day in 1975, Mayor Vaughn of Amity Island handfeeds several of his constituents and visitors to a giant shark in the name of tourism
July 4, 2023 at 10:44 PM
On this day in 1975, Mayor Vaughn of Amity Island handfeeds several of his constituents and visitors to a giant shark in the name of tourism
Honestly Amazing Spider-Man 2 has several problems but the gravest of their sins IMHO is casting Paul Giamatti as a giant cyborg version of The Rhino and then only giving him like 15 seconds of screen time
June 15, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Honestly Amazing Spider-Man 2 has several problems but the gravest of their sins IMHO is casting Paul Giamatti as a giant cyborg version of The Rhino and then only giving him like 15 seconds of screen time
This is somehow simultaneously both the greatest and also the worst possible flag design
May 20, 2023 at 9:34 PM
This is somehow simultaneously both the greatest and also the worst possible flag design