Groovy Tasia
@groovytasia.bsky.social
Journalist. Comedian.JD/MA. Art & activism #Blacksky
Head writer, Producer & Antagonist in The Tasia Show, a show that is completely made up & entirely in my head
https://beacons.ai/groovytasia
Head writer, Producer & Antagonist in The Tasia Show, a show that is completely made up & entirely in my head
https://beacons.ai/groovytasia
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Groovy Tasia
@groovytasia.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Him: Can you please stop using the bananas like they are phones
Me: But how am I supposed to contact the gorillas?
Him: You're unbelievable!
Gorilla *over banana*: When are you leaving him?
Me: But how am I supposed to contact the gorillas?
Him: You're unbelievable!
Gorilla *over banana*: When are you leaving him?
"Would his base be angrier that he gave a blowjob to another man or to a gay horse?" A question that I never thought I would have to ask in my life.
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Would his base be angrier that he gave a blowjob to another man or to a gay horse?" A question that I never thought I would have to ask in my life.
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I get to the interplanetary brunch, and my friends all look at me, the sole Earthling at the table.
One asks, "How are you holding up there, buddy?"
“We've all been thinking about you…,” says another.
One asks, "How are you holding up there, buddy?"
“We've all been thinking about you…,” says another.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I get to the interplanetary brunch, and my friends all look at me, the sole Earthling at the table.
One asks, "How are you holding up there, buddy?"
“We've all been thinking about you…,” says another.
One asks, "How are you holding up there, buddy?"
“We've all been thinking about you…,” says another.
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
When you're a kid, no one ever warns you how much of adulthood is filled with random heartburn
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
When you're a kid, no one ever warns you how much of adulthood is filled with random heartburn
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Everyone is so hype right now and I feel like i can literally see hope flowing back
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Everyone is so hype right now and I feel like i can literally see hope flowing back
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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The people of New York City elected a candidate who is likeable and campaigned on a platform of improving their lives. This is very confusing to me, a democratic strategist genius.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The people of New York City elected a candidate who is likeable and campaigned on a platform of improving their lives. This is very confusing to me, a democratic strategist genius.
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What we know, 10:20pm
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What we know, 10:20pm
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
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Zohran Mamdani wins with >50% of the vote.
Clean sweeps in statewide races in New Jersey and Virginia.
Pennsylvania retains all democratic Supreme Court justices.
California passes prop 50.
This is the best possible outcome that could've happened tonight.
Clean sweeps in statewide races in New Jersey and Virginia.
Pennsylvania retains all democratic Supreme Court justices.
California passes prop 50.
This is the best possible outcome that could've happened tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Zohran Mamdani wins with >50% of the vote.
Clean sweeps in statewide races in New Jersey and Virginia.
Pennsylvania retains all democratic Supreme Court justices.
California passes prop 50.
This is the best possible outcome that could've happened tonight.
Clean sweeps in statewide races in New Jersey and Virginia.
Pennsylvania retains all democratic Supreme Court justices.
California passes prop 50.
This is the best possible outcome that could've happened tonight.
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we are far from out of the woods but man it’s nice to see humanity get some points on the board again
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
we are far from out of the woods but man it’s nice to see humanity get some points on the board again
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The lesson here is have good principles and stand on them. Stand for something that isn't power!
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The lesson here is have good principles and stand on them. Stand for something that isn't power!
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Still waiting for the live cam of all the billionnaires packing up their NYC apartments to move to Ohio
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Still waiting for the live cam of all the billionnaires packing up their NYC apartments to move to Ohio
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Mamdani speaks.
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Mamdani speaks.
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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Mamdani coming out to Ja Rule is fantastic
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Mamdani coming out to Ja Rule is fantastic
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Who is going to remind Alan Dershowitz of his promise
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Who is going to remind Alan Dershowitz of his promise
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Everyone loves the idea of teleportation until they realize it's just making a copy somewhere else—you still have to destroy the original.
December 22, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Everyone loves the idea of teleportation until they realize it's just making a copy somewhere else—you still have to destroy the original.
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Teen Vogue eliminated all their Black and trans staff today.
It's resegregation in real time.
It's resegregation in real time.
today’s information came out piecemeal, and people should be able to share their own situations on their own time, but I could share this much ^ as it is pretty cut and dry on the facts.
Teen Vogue also no longer has any trans staffers as of today.
Teen Vogue also no longer has any trans staffers as of today.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Teen Vogue eliminated all their Black and trans staff today.
It's resegregation in real time.
It's resegregation in real time.
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Like seeing me stream? Throw a sub my way cause even at a 50/50 split, it's better than zero. twitch.tv/subs/cypheroftyr
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Like seeing me stream? Throw a sub my way cause even at a 50/50 split, it's better than zero. twitch.tv/subs/cypheroftyr
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This guy strongly disapproves of daylight savings time, primarily due to getting breakfast an hour later than usual.
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This guy strongly disapproves of daylight savings time, primarily due to getting breakfast an hour later than usual.
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It’s so hard to get a good picture of Jinxy, because she immediately starts writhing and purring when I pay attention to her, but this one does a pretty good job of capturing her lovely green eyes.
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s so hard to get a good picture of Jinxy, because she immediately starts writhing and purring when I pay attention to her, but this one does a pretty good job of capturing her lovely green eyes.
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N95s can prevent more than just Covid!
They stop colds, flus and other airborne illness.
They’re also highly effective against pollen, pollution, wildfire smoke and environmental triggers.
Many maskers haven’t been sick in years.
Respirators are pretty amazing.
They stop colds, flus and other airborne illness.
They’re also highly effective against pollen, pollution, wildfire smoke and environmental triggers.
Many maskers haven’t been sick in years.
Respirators are pretty amazing.
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
N95s can prevent more than just Covid!
They stop colds, flus and other airborne illness.
They’re also highly effective against pollen, pollution, wildfire smoke and environmental triggers.
Many maskers haven’t been sick in years.
Respirators are pretty amazing.
They stop colds, flus and other airborne illness.
They’re also highly effective against pollen, pollution, wildfire smoke and environmental triggers.
Many maskers haven’t been sick in years.
Respirators are pretty amazing.
Lately I've been getting motion sickness even in short car rides and literally have to lay my head down so I don't barf. I have no clue why this started but can it stop please?
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Lately I've been getting motion sickness even in short car rides and literally have to lay my head down so I don't barf. I have no clue why this started but can it stop please?