Lucy Bloom
@groan.bsky.social
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like if a clown were somehow worse at parties
tips: yuck.20 on signal
tacoma, wa
like if a clown were somehow worse at parties
tips: yuck.20 on signal
tacoma, wa
currently laying shirtless on my laundry room floor slowly hacking up everything ive eaten today as i watch the seattle mayoral election results roll in
wish this was a bit
wish this was a bit
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
currently laying shirtless on my laundry room floor slowly hacking up everything ive eaten today as i watch the seattle mayoral election results roll in
wish this was a bit
wish this was a bit
Man this shit is buck wild. These candidates are as different as the race is close.
Incredible. Progressive challenger Katie Wilson now has a 91-vote lead in Seattle’s race for mayor. She had been steadily gaining on incumbent Bruce Harrell.
There are about 8,000 ballots left to count.
There are about 8,000 ballots left to count.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Man this shit is buck wild. These candidates are as different as the race is close.
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The Democrats doing the courageous thing for like 5 weeks in a row was starting to concern me, just that perhaps I had misjudged their character.
This sucks, but it does make much more sense.
This sucks, but it does make much more sense.
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The Democrats doing the courageous thing for like 5 weeks in a row was starting to concern me, just that perhaps I had misjudged their character.
This sucks, but it does make much more sense.
This sucks, but it does make much more sense.
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Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.
March 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.
Man the used car market is so goofed up third-gen camaros are worth money now. Not big money, but like.
A Z28 with *150k* still costing like five grand is truly joker world shit
A Z28 with *150k* still costing like five grand is truly joker world shit
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Man the used car market is so goofed up third-gen camaros are worth money now. Not big money, but like.
A Z28 with *150k* still costing like five grand is truly joker world shit
A Z28 with *150k* still costing like five grand is truly joker world shit
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Stephen A. Smith has cut a grotesque new AI ad for Solitaire Cash, a solitaire-branded app that belongs as a notable new entry in mobile game hell. defector.com/stephen-a-sm...
Stephen A. Smith And Other ESPNers Partner With Obscenely Scuzzy Mobile Casino | Defector
Earlier this summer, ESPN made the confounding and ultimately disastrous choice to build its NBA Finals broadcasts around the stentorian yowling of Stephen A. Smith, a man who neither knows ball nor…
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November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Stephen A. Smith has cut a grotesque new AI ad for Solitaire Cash, a solitaire-branded app that belongs as a notable new entry in mobile game hell. defector.com/stephen-a-sm...
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People are focusing on the fact that he’s becoming a Miyazaki villain with his face being held together by a fading magic spell, and that’s fine. But have you also considered the wettest ear you’ve ever seen?
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
People are focusing on the fact that he’s becoming a Miyazaki villain with his face being held together by a fading magic spell, and that’s fine. But have you also considered the wettest ear you’ve ever seen?
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look, when you can hire the guy who helped trade for and pay Deshaun Watson, you simply have to do it
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
look, when you can hire the guy who helped trade for and pay Deshaun Watson, you simply have to do it
Heres my take: Framber Valdez's ideal landing spot is Cincinnati.
The small confines wont hurt him cuz he doesn't allow fly balls, and they have a bunch of really exciting infield defenders behind him to scoop up all of the grounders he produces
The small confines wont hurt him cuz he doesn't allow fly balls, and they have a bunch of really exciting infield defenders behind him to scoop up all of the grounders he produces
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Heres my take: Framber Valdez's ideal landing spot is Cincinnati.
The small confines wont hurt him cuz he doesn't allow fly balls, and they have a bunch of really exciting infield defenders behind him to scoop up all of the grounders he produces
The small confines wont hurt him cuz he doesn't allow fly balls, and they have a bunch of really exciting infield defenders behind him to scoop up all of the grounders he produces
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November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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quick proof they’re doing this
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
quick proof they’re doing this
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history will not be kind | patreon.com/lubchansky
December 4, 2023 at 3:06 PM
history will not be kind | patreon.com/lubchansky
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Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.
I'll be skipping any obits that begin "Whatever you think of what he did as Vice President..." It's what you do when you think nobody can stop you that counts.
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.
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a send-off: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a ...
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November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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It should have been him
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It should have been him
Man every time I get sick I just know I'm gonna die as soon as I get my first like real old people illness.
Fighting thru cancer in my 50s? Dawg I'm 26 and ready to give up to a bad cough
Fighting thru cancer in my 50s? Dawg I'm 26 and ready to give up to a bad cough
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Man every time I get sick I just know I'm gonna die as soon as I get my first like real old people illness.
Fighting thru cancer in my 50s? Dawg I'm 26 and ready to give up to a bad cough
Fighting thru cancer in my 50s? Dawg I'm 26 and ready to give up to a bad cough
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
Damn. This would likely mark the end of the combination Taco Bell/Pizza Hut.
Yum Brands is evaluating strategic options for its Pizza Hut business, including a possible sale of all or parts of the struggling brand.
Yum Brands Explores Sale of Pizza Hut
The pizza chain has nearly 20,000 locations worldwide and reported declining same-store sales for several quarters.
on.wsj.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Damn. This would likely mark the end of the combination Taco Bell/Pizza Hut.
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This is incorrect. He accepted the light of Islam on his death bed.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This is incorrect. He accepted the light of Islam on his death bed.
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To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
It drives me nuts whenever I hear a pundit say "regardless of Mamdani's politics, the party must learn from X"
Like no! You can't just emulate his style because it is downstream of his real politics, like 'Giving a shit about other people' and 'Not always being a coward'
This comes natural to him
Like no! You can't just emulate his style because it is downstream of his real politics, like 'Giving a shit about other people' and 'Not always being a coward'
This comes natural to him
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It drives me nuts whenever I hear a pundit say "regardless of Mamdani's politics, the party must learn from X"
Like no! You can't just emulate his style because it is downstream of his real politics, like 'Giving a shit about other people' and 'Not always being a coward'
This comes natural to him
Like no! You can't just emulate his style because it is downstream of his real politics, like 'Giving a shit about other people' and 'Not always being a coward'
This comes natural to him