Lucy Bloom
@groan.bsky.social
bylines at defector.com
signal: yuck.20
tacoma, wa
signal: yuck.20
tacoma, wa
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
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*walking into my own house where I live alone* fuck man who closed last night
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
*walking into my own house where I live alone* fuck man who closed last night
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I've been laughing uncontrollably at this for like 20 minutes
Please join me in understanding the rules of this game I got for Christmas: defector.com/please-join-...
Please Join Me In Understanding The Rules Of This Game I Got For Christmas | Defector
My mother sent me many beautiful gifts for Christmas, including lovely ones that she made herself. I will cherish them. However, she also sent one utterly confounding gift, which overshadows the…
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December 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I've been laughing uncontrollably at this for like 20 minutes
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Do not underestimate how fucking stupid and gullible centrists are they will gladly fall for this shit instead of spending a second trying to win over the left or irregular voters.
"The only thing that can stop this authoritarian project is Republican voters choosing to abandon it." Enter...Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Today's Triad from @jvl.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4phLF0z
Today's Triad from @jvl.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4phLF0z
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Do not underestimate how fucking stupid and gullible centrists are they will gladly fall for this shit instead of spending a second trying to win over the left or irregular voters.
What qualifies as 'can take a taser' here, not succumbing to a heart attack? He's fuckin laying on the ground, it's not like he no-sold it or something
December 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
What qualifies as 'can take a taser' here, not succumbing to a heart attack? He's fuckin laying on the ground, it's not like he no-sold it or something
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Dressed like they're gonna look for a third at the Clairo show
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dressed like they're gonna look for a third at the Clairo show
Its the Christmas Adventurers!
National Guard wearing Santa hats while patrolling in DC.
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Its the Christmas Adventurers!
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christ, that was this year??
A comprehensive and maddening history of Color Star, would-be titans of just about anything: defector.com/a-comprehens...
A Comprehensive And Maddening History Of Color Star, Would-Be Titans Of Just About Anything | Defector
The story starts with a signing ceremony. On Dec. 20, 2021, the Philadelphia 76ers staged a publicity event to announce a new marketing partnership with the Chinese company Color Star Technology Co.,…
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December 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
christ, that was this year??
Even when impossibly competent and good looking athletes do it in demonstative celebration they still look undignified. Its just a bad look for anyone.
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Even when impossibly competent and good looking athletes do it in demonstative celebration they still look undignified. Its just a bad look for anyone.
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
It's sort of funny to consider how recently the knock on the white sox was that all of their prospects were 1B/DH types, and now they're out here signing a 1B from Japan and have a backup catcher scheduled to DH.
What do u call it when u are one dimensional, but even that one dimension doesnt work?
What do u call it when u are one dimensional, but even that one dimension doesnt work?
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's sort of funny to consider how recently the knock on the white sox was that all of their prospects were 1B/DH types, and now they're out here signing a 1B from Japan and have a backup catcher scheduled to DH.
What do u call it when u are one dimensional, but even that one dimension doesnt work?
What do u call it when u are one dimensional, but even that one dimension doesnt work?
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I hate football and all the CTEs… 😔😔😔
… until the Bears are good 😈😈😈
… until the Bears are good 😈😈😈
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I hate football and all the CTEs… 😔😔😔
… until the Bears are good 😈😈😈
… until the Bears are good 😈😈😈
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The developers of a browser tool that changes AI-centric LinkedIn posts to Allen Iverson facts want to help “take back control of your experience of the internet.” www.wired.com/story/chrome...
This Chrome Extension Turns LinkedIn Posts About AI Into Facts About Allen Iverson
The developers of a browser tool that changes AI-centric LinkedIn posts to Allen Iverson facts want to help “take back control of your experience of the internet.”
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December 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The developers of a browser tool that changes AI-centric LinkedIn posts to Allen Iverson facts want to help “take back control of your experience of the internet.” www.wired.com/story/chrome...
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Excited to announce that I'll be appearing on Fox Business later tonight, in the 250am block of Last Call With Maria Bartiromo. The topic will be "Did Jeffrey Epstein 'Have That Shit On' In The Epstein Files." I'm apparently going to be debating Madison Bumgarner, who thinks he didn't.
December 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Excited to announce that I'll be appearing on Fox Business later tonight, in the 250am block of Last Call With Maria Bartiromo. The topic will be "Did Jeffrey Epstein 'Have That Shit On' In The Epstein Files." I'm apparently going to be debating Madison Bumgarner, who thinks he didn't.
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settlement after they lost leverage, legal fees for three-month trial, and a bunch of now-public information that mlb (which doesn't have subpoena power) can now use as evidence in potential discipline. and still no one really GAF that a player had a drug problem. another masterclass by the angels.
the angels letting their employees humiliate themselves and the club (+dan duquette) on the witness stand for weeks then scrambling for a settlement during deliberations is just so angels it hurts www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Lawyers for Angels, Tyler Skaggs family discussing possible settlement: Source
Settlement discussions have been largely dormant throughout the trial. But the Angels re-engaged Thursday.
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December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
settlement after they lost leverage, legal fees for three-month trial, and a bunch of now-public information that mlb (which doesn't have subpoena power) can now use as evidence in potential discipline. and still no one really GAF that a player had a drug problem. another masterclass by the angels.
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Violent protests have erupted in Bangladesh, after the killing of youth leader Sharif Osman Hadi. Protesters burnt down buildings and vandalised offices, including the HQ of the largest daily newspaper. Hadi was standing as a candidate in elections scheduled for early next year.
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Violent protests have erupted in Bangladesh, after the killing of youth leader Sharif Osman Hadi. Protesters burnt down buildings and vandalised offices, including the HQ of the largest daily newspaper. Hadi was standing as a candidate in elections scheduled for early next year.
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I read American Canto and I think it’s wonderful. haha jk
American Cant | Defector
Dante Alighieri thought he could write himself out of exile. In 1300, while serving on a governing committee in his beloved Florence, the poet was involved in a factional dispute among city leaders. T...
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December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I read American Canto and I think it’s wonderful. haha jk
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Omg dude we get it you’re a Republican
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Omg dude we get it you’re a Republican
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impossible to argue with this call
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
impossible to argue with this call