Grittybeard
@grittybeard.bsky.social
Maybe posting occasionally, probably not amazingly.
Random shout heard in the neighborhood while shoveling snow:
FREEEEE!!!
(I assume they got done before I did)
FREEEEE!!!
(I assume they got done before I did)
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Random shout heard in the neighborhood while shoveling snow:
FREEEEE!!!
(I assume they got done before I did)
FREEEEE!!!
(I assume they got done before I did)
Alright I'm enough of a hater to repost this.
A live look at Broncos confetti which will not be utilized today.
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Alright I'm enough of a hater to repost this.
This could all fall apart for the Broncos (and from a personal rooting standpoint I hope it does).
But when a defense has success just strangling the other offense and continually building on it...that shit seems to keep building on itself.
But when a defense has success just strangling the other offense and continually building on it...that shit seems to keep building on itself.
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
This could all fall apart for the Broncos (and from a personal rooting standpoint I hope it does).
But when a defense has success just strangling the other offense and continually building on it...that shit seems to keep building on itself.
But when a defense has success just strangling the other offense and continually building on it...that shit seems to keep building on itself.
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the video of another person being murdered by the state on the streets of minneapolis shows exactly what people are saying it shows. make your own choices but don’t feel like you are obligated to bear witness to it. reading a description is enough.
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
the video of another person being murdered by the state on the streets of minneapolis shows exactly what people are saying it shows. make your own choices but don’t feel like you are obligated to bear witness to it. reading a description is enough.
There is nothing there you need to know other than people's reaction. It's just an execution, you don't need video evidence. You can, in this instance, take everyone's word for it.
I cannot say with more emphasis how much you should not watch this video
if you're not a journalist/in media I do not recommend watching the video, personally.
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 PM
There is nothing there you need to know other than people's reaction. It's just an execution, you don't need video evidence. You can, in this instance, take everyone's word for it.
I just realized I have absolutely no idea what Cobra Commander's deal was. Was there a goal of some sort?
The only thing I remember about GI Joe was there were action figures and no one died despite whatever your eyes might have told you.
The only thing I remember about GI Joe was there were action figures and no one died despite whatever your eyes might have told you.
it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
January 24, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I just realized I have absolutely no idea what Cobra Commander's deal was. Was there a goal of some sort?
The only thing I remember about GI Joe was there were action figures and no one died despite whatever your eyes might have told you.
The only thing I remember about GI Joe was there were action figures and no one died despite whatever your eyes might have told you.
I enjoy that this implies he is leaving to the home of the Harbaughs on some distant planet.
John Harbaugh is now leaving New Jersey to return home, per source.
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I enjoy that this implies he is leaving to the home of the Harbaughs on some distant planet.
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Anyone who has read Copaganda knows that we are in the crucial early moments of virality after an extra-judicial police murder. It's extremely important for ICE that the media plays along with the idea that what happened is contested and there are multiple perspectives.
January 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Anyone who has read Copaganda knows that we are in the crucial early moments of virality after an extra-judicial police murder. It's extremely important for ICE that the media plays along with the idea that what happened is contested and there are multiple perspectives.
Opening a tin can, lid got stuck and I figured I'd just push down on it and break the part that didn't come away.
Finger slid underneath lid-no way to get it out other than *ripping* it out.
So...soooo much blood, half my nail gone. Some under-skin scarring or something still making a lump today.
Finger slid underneath lid-no way to get it out other than *ripping* it out.
So...soooo much blood, half my nail gone. Some under-skin scarring or something still making a lump today.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Opening a tin can, lid got stuck and I figured I'd just push down on it and break the part that didn't come away.
Finger slid underneath lid-no way to get it out other than *ripping* it out.
So...soooo much blood, half my nail gone. Some under-skin scarring or something still making a lump today.
Finger slid underneath lid-no way to get it out other than *ripping* it out.
So...soooo much blood, half my nail gone. Some under-skin scarring or something still making a lump today.
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being a baby sea turtle would be wild. what do you mean level 1 is d day?
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
being a baby sea turtle would be wild. what do you mean level 1 is d day?
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
Oddly enough in this hellish year things have been personally okish.
Drank once for the first time in a while, realized I for real don't have the urge anymore (used to be a *problem*).
Figured out meds/stuff to stop hating on myself as much.
Started working out for the first time in a decade.
Drank once for the first time in a while, realized I for real don't have the urge anymore (used to be a *problem*).
Figured out meds/stuff to stop hating on myself as much.
Started working out for the first time in a decade.
Every year around this time I do the same thread and it has been a lot of fun.
Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?
I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?
I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oddly enough in this hellish year things have been personally okish.
Drank once for the first time in a while, realized I for real don't have the urge anymore (used to be a *problem*).
Figured out meds/stuff to stop hating on myself as much.
Started working out for the first time in a decade.
Drank once for the first time in a while, realized I for real don't have the urge anymore (used to be a *problem*).
Figured out meds/stuff to stop hating on myself as much.
Started working out for the first time in a decade.
Oh hey, Brady Cook throwing an NFL touchdown pass?
Just like absolutely everyone predicted!
Just like absolutely everyone predicted!
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Oh hey, Brady Cook throwing an NFL touchdown pass?
Just like absolutely everyone predicted!
Just like absolutely everyone predicted!
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game of the year! 🥖
December 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
game of the year! 🥖
Feelin' this.
This is my nation’s favorite sport, it is legalized battery between armored men who play in colorful pajamas, the sight of it is an grotesquerie we should hide from God’s eyes whenever possible
I love it more than life itself
I love it more than life itself
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Feelin' this.
Goddamn I would be constitutionally incapable of making this pass.
I mean I'm obviously not capable of playing pro hockey anyway, but there is no possible world I would not be trying to beat the goalie myself from this position.
I mean I'm obviously not capable of playing pro hockey anyway, but there is no possible world I would not be trying to beat the goalie myself from this position.
Short-handed goal for Washington!
Scored by Brandon Duhaime with 02:53 remaining in the 1st period.
San Jose: 0
Washington: 4
#WSHvsSJS #TheFutureIsTeal #ALLCAPS
Scored by Brandon Duhaime with 02:53 remaining in the 1st period.
San Jose: 0
Washington: 4
#WSHvsSJS #TheFutureIsTeal #ALLCAPS
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Goddamn I would be constitutionally incapable of making this pass.
I mean I'm obviously not capable of playing pro hockey anyway, but there is no possible world I would not be trying to beat the goalie myself from this position.
I mean I'm obviously not capable of playing pro hockey anyway, but there is no possible world I would not be trying to beat the goalie myself from this position.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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learn some Guys, then Remember them years later
Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
learn some Guys, then Remember them years later
Didn't expect to read 76 slides about Curtis Sliwa early in the morning but once you start it's hard to stop.
The depths of his jackassedness, foggy relationship with truth (if any), general cussedness and where they have led him in life are amazingly entertaining.
The depths of his jackassedness, foggy relationship with truth (if any), general cussedness and where they have led him in life are amazingly entertaining.
Was honored to help @chana.bsky.social edit this deep dive compilation of Curtis Sliwa lore gathered over weeks. There is so much jaw-dropping material, we simply could not bear to make it shorter than 76 slides.
I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa
I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa
docs.google.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Didn't expect to read 76 slides about Curtis Sliwa early in the morning but once you start it's hard to stop.
The depths of his jackassedness, foggy relationship with truth (if any), general cussedness and where they have led him in life are amazingly entertaining.
The depths of his jackassedness, foggy relationship with truth (if any), general cussedness and where they have led him in life are amazingly entertaining.
Holy crap there is nothing easy at all going on in this ball game.
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Holy crap there is nothing easy at all going on in this ball game.
Vlad so freaking happy at nailing that 3-6-3 DP (me too).
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Vlad so freaking happy at nailing that 3-6-3 DP (me too).
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Woah. TIL that that famed Celtics announcer Johnny Most was the grandson of Johann Most, the early 20th-century anarchist leader who popularized the phrase “propaganda of the deed.” 🗃️
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Woah. TIL that that famed Celtics announcer Johnny Most was the grandson of Johann Most, the early 20th-century anarchist leader who popularized the phrase “propaganda of the deed.” 🗃️
Look, this note is right and the video is apt.
BUT I have to say what a weird way to run into EDP445 in the year 2025.
BUT I have to say what a weird way to run into EDP445 in the year 2025.
I’m a Sanders Man through and through but you cannot cannot cannot fail on this very easy question. And for anyone referring to “Is it ok for your candidate to have a Waffen SS tat?” as a purity test, I have gotta ask:
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Look, this note is right and the video is apt.
BUT I have to say what a weird way to run into EDP445 in the year 2025.
BUT I have to say what a weird way to run into EDP445 in the year 2025.