Greg Cohn
@gregcohn.bsky.social
Co-founder & CEO of the Burner app. Giving people more control over their lives and privacy with software.
Former publishing person, Steely Dan and #dadrock fan forever.
He/him; trans rights supporter 🏳️⚧️; improper ideologist
Former publishing person, Steely Dan and #dadrock fan forever.
He/him; trans rights supporter 🏳️⚧️; improper ideologist
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Nothing infuriates me more than working for free over the last 40 days to have it ultimately be for nothing. I’m apoplectic.
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Nothing infuriates me more than working for free over the last 40 days to have it ultimately be for nothing. I’m apoplectic.
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Almond Goy
Almond Goy
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
S&Ms
S&Ms
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Gummy Beard
Gummy Beard
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Almond Goy
Almond Goy
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Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
Hard not to agree with Mr. Two Hats over here.
Remember when I-95 burned and Josh Shapiro's team set up a live cam so people could watch repairs? Dems should set up a stream of this. Hold news conferences in front of it a few times per day. Missing on this is political malpractice.
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hard not to agree with Mr. Two Hats over here.
Cursor?! I hardly know 'er!
October 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Cursor?! I hardly know 'er!
More like *haute* milk, I say
October 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
More like *haute* milk, I say
We should all get Mark Twain tattoos and come up with weird initials and numbers symbolizing our membership in this gang.
STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
September 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
We should all get Mark Twain tattoos and come up with weird initials and numbers symbolizing our membership in this gang.
With great tooling comes great responsibility.
September 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
With great tooling comes great responsibility.
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A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Off Air for Charlie Kirk Comments
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trans rights are human rights.
I love the way this guy is using his platform to uplift those who need help, and who do help. THIS is the kind of person we need to treat as a hero.
On June 24, I began my Election Night speech by quoting Mandela: “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” That's the spirit of this campaign, and our city.
This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible.
This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible.
September 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I love the way this guy is using his platform to uplift those who need help, and who do help. THIS is the kind of person we need to treat as a hero.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
We’ve had apologies in the last two days for, you really can’t make this up, commentators saying homeless should be executed, and the actual concentration camp imprisonment of korean factory workers. And yet people are getting fired and threatened for correctly quoting Charlie Kirk.
Crazytown.
Crazytown.
September 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
We’ve had apologies in the last two days for, you really can’t make this up, commentators saying homeless should be executed, and the actual concentration camp imprisonment of korean factory workers. And yet people are getting fired and threatened for correctly quoting Charlie Kirk.
Crazytown.
Crazytown.
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Whether it's Joe Biden condemning the killing of Charlie Kirk in 2025 or Charlie Kirk calling for the killing of Joe Biden in 2024, both men have issued strong words about the other's killing.
September 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Whether it's Joe Biden condemning the killing of Charlie Kirk in 2025 or Charlie Kirk calling for the killing of Joe Biden in 2024, both men have issued strong words about the other's killing.
Is this "chat" in the car with us right now?
September 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Is this "chat" in the car with us right now?
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Massive walkout underway at CDC.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
August 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Massive walkout underway at CDC.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
How is it possible, in August 2025, that I can't go to LinkedIn and type, "who are my connections in Seattle?" in the search box and get an intelligent result.
August 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
How is it possible, in August 2025, that I can't go to LinkedIn and type, "who are my connections in Seattle?" in the search box and get an intelligent result.
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Watching a Waymo stuck in the middle of a block party, creating a surreal traffic jam because it can’t figure out how to briefly cross the yellow line to get past the crowd. Now the cops are here. They don’t understand the problem and are yelling at everyone but the car. The future is so stupid
August 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Watching a Waymo stuck in the middle of a block party, creating a surreal traffic jam because it can’t figure out how to briefly cross the yellow line to get past the crowd. Now the cops are here. They don’t understand the problem and are yelling at everyone but the car. The future is so stupid
A therapy platform that rhymes with Wetter Felp is advertising it's services as "real therapists, not AI".
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
August 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
A therapy platform that rhymes with Wetter Felp is advertising it's services as "real therapists, not AI".
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Having lived in DC, and being a part owner, I endorse this message:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cri...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cri...
Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC
“President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and temporarily taking over the city’s police depar...
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Having lived in DC, and being a part owner, I endorse this message:
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cri...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cri...
Having recently read this article, I went into some recent medical appointments paying more attention. It's bad.
One provider let me opt out of signing the privacy consent but shared my medical information anyway; one refused to treat me if I didn't sign the extensive consent with no opt-outs.
One provider let me opt out of signing the privacy consent but shared my medical information anyway; one refused to treat me if I didn't sign the extensive consent with no opt-outs.
Great story about how hard it is to manage medical privacy by Alex Rosenblatt in The Markup: themarkup.org/hello-world/...
During my kid’s surgery, I was denied a copy of my consent form — then sent to a ghost office – The Markup
Help us understand the challenges patients face opting out of voluntary uses of their data, or getting access to their records.
themarkup.org
August 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Having recently read this article, I went into some recent medical appointments paying more attention. It's bad.
One provider let me opt out of signing the privacy consent but shared my medical information anyway; one refused to treat me if I didn't sign the extensive consent with no opt-outs.
One provider let me opt out of signing the privacy consent but shared my medical information anyway; one refused to treat me if I didn't sign the extensive consent with no opt-outs.