History's Greatest Monster
@greatestmonster.bsky.social
Things I enjoy: Dogs, Horror films, my family, kind people, sportsball, weirdly specific & specifically weird comedy.
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?
June 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?
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This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
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When I'm at a job interview and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.
May 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
When I'm at a job interview and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.
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*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*
May 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*
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April 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A film that takes place where you're from.
April 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A film that takes place where you're from.
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When you’re not educated, you have to rely on experts to guide you.
This is fine. I don’t know anything about roofing, so I rely on roofers to explain to me about roofs.
So beware the people who tell you ALL the experts are wrong about stuff like vaccines, or masks, or, y’know, tariffs.
This is fine. I don’t know anything about roofing, so I rely on roofers to explain to me about roofs.
So beware the people who tell you ALL the experts are wrong about stuff like vaccines, or masks, or, y’know, tariffs.
April 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
When you’re not educated, you have to rely on experts to guide you.
This is fine. I don’t know anything about roofing, so I rely on roofers to explain to me about roofs.
So beware the people who tell you ALL the experts are wrong about stuff like vaccines, or masks, or, y’know, tariffs.
This is fine. I don’t know anything about roofing, so I rely on roofers to explain to me about roofs.
So beware the people who tell you ALL the experts are wrong about stuff like vaccines, or masks, or, y’know, tariffs.
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Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
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We really do have a special bond with dogs, because if you were out for a walk with your friend Doug and every three minutes he was like “hold on, it smells like somebody peed here, let’s check it out” you probably wouldn’t keep hanging out with Doug
March 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
We really do have a special bond with dogs, because if you were out for a walk with your friend Doug and every three minutes he was like “hold on, it smells like somebody peed here, let’s check it out” you probably wouldn’t keep hanging out with Doug
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This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II.
Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.
Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.
March 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II.
Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.
Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.
Man, this really is a Golden Age for unimaginative, unsympathetic morons isn't it. Your day has come.
February 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Man, this really is a Golden Age for unimaginative, unsympathetic morons isn't it. Your day has come.
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It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.
January 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.
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MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE
MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE
MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE
This is me disassociating
MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE
MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE
This is me disassociating
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE
MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE
MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE
This is me disassociating
MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE
MY GIRL LIKES TO PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIMMMMMMEEEEE
This is me disassociating
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I wouldn’t have made it this far into 2025 without edibles and the 24/7 GI JOE YouTube channel
January 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I wouldn’t have made it this far into 2025 without edibles and the 24/7 GI JOE YouTube channel
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
"You can draw a baby, right?"
"No, but I can draw James Caan."
"Good enough."
"No, but I can draw James Caan."
"Good enough."
January 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"You can draw a baby, right?"
"No, but I can draw James Caan."
"Good enough."
"No, but I can draw James Caan."
"Good enough."
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We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.
January 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.
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Me releasing a cupped fart in your direction
January 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me releasing a cupped fart in your direction