History's Greatest Monster
@greatestmonster.bsky.social
Things I enjoy: Dogs, Horror films, my family, kind people, sportsball, weirdly specific & specifically weird comedy.
Amusing how the MAGA bots are already out in force against it just because Mark & Uncle Steve have been critical of Dear Leader.
May 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Amusing how the MAGA bots are already out in force against it just because Mark & Uncle Steve have been critical of Dear Leader.
April 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A film that takes place where you're from.
April 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A film that takes place where you're from.
Hear me out...
You can't tell me that a return to a sassy, fun Bond under Wright isn't exactly what we need right now.
(And Walton Goggins as Felix Leiter, pleaseandthankyou)
You can't tell me that a return to a sassy, fun Bond under Wright isn't exactly what we need right now.
(And Walton Goggins as Felix Leiter, pleaseandthankyou)
March 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hear me out...
You can't tell me that a return to a sassy, fun Bond under Wright isn't exactly what we need right now.
(And Walton Goggins as Felix Leiter, pleaseandthankyou)
You can't tell me that a return to a sassy, fun Bond under Wright isn't exactly what we need right now.
(And Walton Goggins as Felix Leiter, pleaseandthankyou)
And then the way he shoots (and lights) the hysterical mother before being slapped.
January 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
And then the way he shoots (and lights) the hysterical mother before being slapped.
Randi Mahomes:
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Randi Mahomes:
"You can draw a baby, right?"
"No, but I can draw James Caan."
"Good enough."
"No, but I can draw James Caan."
"Good enough."
January 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"You can draw a baby, right?"
"No, but I can draw James Caan."
"Good enough."
"No, but I can draw James Caan."
"Good enough."
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits...
December 24, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits...
I've decided that as I age, I'd like to adapt the fine suit & large glasses fashion style popularized our finest British gentleman actors.
I'll be taking no more questions at this time.
I'll be taking no more questions at this time.
December 23, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I've decided that as I age, I'd like to adapt the fine suit & large glasses fashion style popularized our finest British gentleman actors.
I'll be taking no more questions at this time.
I'll be taking no more questions at this time.
If you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series…pass it on!
#Television
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#Television
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December 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
If you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series…pass it on!
#Television
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#Television
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So like us.
November 22, 2024 at 3:15 AM
So like us.
Ripley smugly confirms that yes, 2 bodies can fit in this chair.
November 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Ripley smugly confirms that yes, 2 bodies can fit in this chair.
Trump just announced his nominee for Secretary of Pizza Delivery.
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Trump just announced his nominee for Secretary of Pizza Delivery.
Introduce yourself by naming your 4 all-time favorite filmmakers.
November 11, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Introduce yourself by naming your 4 all-time favorite filmmakers.
Introduce yourself with one book, one movie, one album, and one TV show. 📚🎥💿📺
November 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Introduce yourself with one book, one movie, one album, and one TV show. 📚🎥💿📺
Happy to make the move here and away from that wretched hive of scum & villainy.
Meet Ripley. She's a good girl.
Meet Ripley. She's a good girl.
November 11, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Happy to make the move here and away from that wretched hive of scum & villainy.
Meet Ripley. She's a good girl.
Meet Ripley. She's a good girl.