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I'm voice training to sound like Captain Beefheart
April 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm voice training to sound like Captain Beefheart
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boomers looking at the market rn
April 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
boomers looking at the market rn
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Clear Channel has released a list of songs not to play in the wake of the stock market crash
April 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Clear Channel has released a list of songs not to play in the wake of the stock market crash
Old Guy in 2025's remake of the Blues Brothers:
"Ya got my cheese rizz boy?
"Ya got my cheese rizz boy?
April 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Old Guy in 2025's remake of the Blues Brothers:
"Ya got my cheese rizz boy?
"Ya got my cheese rizz boy?
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When Ray Parker Jr said “Bustin makes me feel good” I really felt that
March 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When Ray Parker Jr said “Bustin makes me feel good” I really felt that
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klasky csupo knew how to craft a milf i swear to god
March 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
klasky csupo knew how to craft a milf i swear to god
Rubbing One Out While Reeling One call it masterbating
Jorkin it while chewing beef jerky, call that masturcating
jorkin it with a broken arm, call that casturbating
March 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Rubbing One Out While Reeling One call it masterbating
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Jorkin it while chewing beef jerky, call that masturcating
jorkin it with a broken arm, call that casturbating
jorkin it to vintage porn, call that pasturbating
March 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Jorkin it while chewing beef jerky, call that masturcating
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I have nine children living in a $9,000,000 life-sized replica of the Titanic and if they develop psychic powers they don't die 🥰
March 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I have nine children living in a $9,000,000 life-sized replica of the Titanic and if they develop psychic powers they don't die 🥰
"Leaves of Grass" more like "Leaves of ASS".
Fuck you Walt Whitman
Fuck you Walt Whitman
March 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Leaves of Grass" more like "Leaves of ASS".
Fuck you Walt Whitman
Fuck you Walt Whitman
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it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
This is some "Twilight Zone" bullshit
This is the message federal employees receive after trying to send in their mandatory “5 bullets” email about what they did this week:
March 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is some "Twilight Zone" bullshit
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THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
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I built a Playstacean!
March 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I built a Playstacean!
You still are, when music hits you feel no pain.
March 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You still are, when music hits you feel no pain.
*Fill thee lungs with blood and thunder*
Me after walking up stairs
Me after walking up stairs
talking to my knees
March 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
*Fill thee lungs with blood and thunder*
Me after walking up stairs
Me after walking up stairs
It would be like the music from Friday the 13th with all the heavy breathing.
Killer pugs.
March 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It would be like the music from Friday the 13th with all the heavy breathing.
Yeah for the most part and then there's things like this that probably throw that off statically speaking
March 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yeah for the most part and then there's things like this that probably throw that off statically speaking
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Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains.
Hard mode: No villains.
March 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains.
Hard mode: No villains.
Whoop Whoop
juggalos?
March 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Whoop Whoop
You know what fuck y'all. (you know if I'm directing this to you)
March 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You know what fuck y'all. (you know if I'm directing this to you)
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science lied when they said that there was a credit card worth of microplastics in our brains, all mine had was an Arby's gift card with 2.36 on it
March 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
science lied when they said that there was a credit card worth of microplastics in our brains, all mine had was an Arby's gift card with 2.36 on it