Mike Branom
@mikebranom.com
"(I)nterestingly is not a meteorologist and lives in Los Angeles..." - Washington Post. Independent writer/editor for clients including the WaPo, USC, SoCal News Group/Pasadena Star-News, City of WeHo. Rafter of atmospheric rivers. mikebranom.com
PRESEASON PROGNOSTICATORS: "The Suns won't even make the play-in tourney!"
(monkey's paw curls)
(monkey's paw curls)
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 AM
PRESEASON PROGNOSTICATORS: "The Suns won't even make the play-in tourney!"
(monkey's paw curls)
(monkey's paw curls)
Over/under is 36.5 so that honked PAT was rather important.
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Over/under is 36.5 so that honked PAT was rather important.
Showcasing him for a trade?
January 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Showcasing him for a trade?
Which makes that trainwreck of a flea flicker look even dumber.
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Which makes that trainwreck of a flea flicker look even dumber.
Hubba Chubba! was RIGHT THERE.
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Hubba Chubba! was RIGHT THERE.
Sir, while making gravy for Thanksgiving, I had an AI program tell me a quart was 16 ounces.
January 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Sir, while making gravy for Thanksgiving, I had an AI program tell me a quart was 16 ounces.
Softness of support is only a thing when a Dem wins.
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Softness of support is only a thing when a Dem wins.
It's failsons all the way down.
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 AM
It's failsons all the way down.
Suns gonna sneak into the WC 5 spot, aren't they?
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Suns gonna sneak into the WC 5 spot, aren't they?
The furious Eagles fans who are going to stay up all night just to be the first callers to sports radio are the friends we made along the way.
January 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
The furious Eagles fans who are going to stay up all night just to be the first callers to sports radio are the friends we made along the way.
Bad-vibes account – block 'em.
Go check their TL. I didn't see a single original post, just a bunch of reposts and snarky replies.
Go check their TL. I didn't see a single original post, just a bunch of reposts and snarky replies.
January 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Bad-vibes account – block 'em.
Go check their TL. I didn't see a single original post, just a bunch of reposts and snarky replies.
Go check their TL. I didn't see a single original post, just a bunch of reposts and snarky replies.
I also live in LA and know one Chargers fan, my cousin – and we grew up in Phoenix.
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I also live in LA and know one Chargers fan, my cousin – and we grew up in Phoenix.
I like it. The curves are a pleasant touch.
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I like it. The curves are a pleasant touch.
Or Will Farrell's Harry Carey.
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Or Will Farrell's Harry Carey.
Sir, I believe that's reversed.
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Sir, I believe that's reversed.
But in the exception proving the rule, it's the Steve Ontiverosi.
January 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
But in the exception proving the rule, it's the Steve Ontiverosi.
He wasn't even delicious.
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 AM
He wasn't even delicious.
Definitely pace yourself with those.
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Definitely pace yourself with those.
"I noticed your vibe from across the (coffee) bar..."
January 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
"I noticed your vibe from across the (coffee) bar..."
It's like how the AZ Cardinals collapsed after their stadium was used for Charlie Kirk's memorial.
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
It's like how the AZ Cardinals collapsed after their stadium was used for Charlie Kirk's memorial.
Only thing the defender was missing was a giant interrobang – ?! – over his head.
January 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Only thing the defender was missing was a giant interrobang – ?! – over his head.
(Nice job, Branom, with "requisite" AND "required." Really thought you had a clean banger with this one, eh? Good thing you're not a writer or anything...)
January 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
(Nice job, Branom, with "requisite" AND "required." Really thought you had a clean banger with this one, eh? Good thing you're not a writer or anything...)
Today's rally in Pasadena, CA had the requisite hot clergyman, as required by Antifa bylaws.
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Today's rally in Pasadena, CA had the requisite hot clergyman, as required by Antifa bylaws.
For old time's sake, fire up Defense Tech and debunk her BS there.
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
For old time's sake, fire up Defense Tech and debunk her BS there.