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if we're mutuals you can request a seltzer from me and i cannot refuse but you have to ask in person and i'm not going to help you find me
good afternoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooóoOoooOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i could easily survive this
eso.org ESO @eso.org · 8d
For the first time ever, astronomers have unveiled the shape of a supernova explosion just a day after detection, as the blast was breaking through the star’s surface.

Achieved by our VLT, this feat will help us understand how massive stars die: https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2520/

🔭 🧪 ☄️
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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quick guide to ESRB ratings:
• E: Edible — this food is safe to eat
• E10+: Edible 10+ — this is a large serving. share with your friends
• T: Tasty — you will enjoy this food
• M: Mayonnaise — this food contains mayo
• AO: Aioli — this food contains garlic sauce
• RP: Raw Pasta — cook before eating
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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pizza is love
pizza is life
if pizza a woman
then pizza my wife
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
the previous guy who did my mail route warned me that the truck is haunted but i generally get along fine with ghosts i'm not really worried bout it
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
STOP POKIN EM GODDAMNIT
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
gradually earning the trust of a small yappy dog on my route. i have been downgraded from 'imminent threat' to 'possible cause for concern'
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i sure hope i don't explode
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
shit i thought of a good skeet but i forgot what it was before i could take a break
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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You’ve all been very good this week, please have a crab.
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
i guess the nyc busses are gonna be free but only if you're trans but also i guess they'll trans you for free so it all works out
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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The rotgut bastards are fucking terrified because they know all of us fucking hate them. Every sniveling fucking wretch posting Nazi propaganda from behind a keyboard, every Dodge groyper lanyard wearing dipshit, every two bit stormtrooper too scared to show their

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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time doesn't exist. only clocks do
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I JUST WANNA FUCKING PLAY DND
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
post something random or you'll have an awful November
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
my halloween costume was well received
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Spittles
"change one letter, ruin a candy"

I choose the last letter she ever wrote me. she blames almond joy for the breakup instead of my deep insecurity and compulsion to turn even a simple joke into something overly elaborate and emotionally cruel. I never forgive the candy bar that took her away from me
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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being alive is ridiculous. But precious
June 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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the only thing guys want is to turn into a lizard and devour the sun
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
tales of my necromantic prowess are greatly overblown and i was sealed away due to a misunderstanding, i *promise*. also the ruby gives a +1 to spell attack rolls and your spell save dc
I dunno... what's the ruby do, and would the person who gets you out end up stuck inside instead?

Not too worried about you maybe being in there for a Dang Good Reason...
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM