Graham Kritzer
@grahamkritzer.bsky.social
Rated #2 in side impact crash ratings as voted by JD Power and Associates.
I literally forgot about this app about 8 months ago. And then I got a flyer in the mail for Chinese restaurant called Blue Sky and then I was like oh ya, what ever became of that other app what was it called again blue something or other. Anyway, X is awful
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I literally forgot about this app about 8 months ago. And then I got a flyer in the mail for Chinese restaurant called Blue Sky and then I was like oh ya, what ever became of that other app what was it called again blue something or other. Anyway, X is awful
I kind of actually feel bad for Vladimir Putin, because he has to remember the names of so many new American co-workers
February 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I kind of actually feel bad for Vladimir Putin, because he has to remember the names of so many new American co-workers
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If you're blowing a gigantic alphorn in your profile pic you'd better be funny so help me jesus
January 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you're blowing a gigantic alphorn in your profile pic you'd better be funny so help me jesus
Trump voters finding out that it is, in fact, THEM who pay the tariffs
January 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Trump voters finding out that it is, in fact, THEM who pay the tariffs
@rubdirtinit.bsky.social when is the draft
January 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
@rubdirtinit.bsky.social when is the draft
Wayne Gretzky is of Ukrainian descent. Yet he has chosen to cozy up to Trump who is ready to hand Ukraine over to Russia.
Wayne Gretzky can fuck all the way off.
Wayne Gretzky can fuck all the way off.
January 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Wayne Gretzky is of Ukrainian descent. Yet he has chosen to cozy up to Trump who is ready to hand Ukraine over to Russia.
Wayne Gretzky can fuck all the way off.
Wayne Gretzky can fuck all the way off.
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the sun will come out tomorrow & other bullshit happy people tell you
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
the sun will come out tomorrow & other bullshit happy people tell you
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if you regret your voting choices already, that's great. drink bleach.
January 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
if you regret your voting choices already, that's great. drink bleach.
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Dry January but it’s just my skin
January 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Dry January but it’s just my skin
Hitler: *does Nazi salute*
MAGA: HES AUTISTIC
MAGA: HES AUTISTIC
January 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hitler: *does Nazi salute*
MAGA: HES AUTISTIC
MAGA: HES AUTISTIC
My stock broker told me to engage in more risky ventures so I went home and told my wife to relax
December 9, 2024 at 8:30 PM
My stock broker told me to engage in more risky ventures so I went home and told my wife to relax
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
My family tryna stop me from asking the waitress if she's working hard or hardly working
December 6, 2024 at 4:35 PM
My family tryna stop me from asking the waitress if she's working hard or hardly working
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Christmas is so much prettier when you have an ✨astigmatism✨ 🤷🏻♀️
December 5, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Christmas is so much prettier when you have an ✨astigmatism✨ 🤷🏻♀️
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A pringles tube but for donuts
December 6, 2024 at 4:03 PM
A pringles tube but for donuts
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doctor: your blood glucose is over 800
cookie monster: is that bad
doctor: sir it's deadly
Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie
cookie monster: is that bad
doctor: sir it's deadly
Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 PM
doctor: your blood glucose is over 800
cookie monster: is that bad
doctor: sir it's deadly
Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie
cookie monster: is that bad
doctor: sir it's deadly
Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie
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this just makes me want to smork even more
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 PM
this just makes me want to smork even more
Little Drummer boy: I have no gifts to bring
Mary: thats ok
Little Drummer Boy: I am a poor boy too
Mary: :)
Jesus: [sleeping]
Little Drummer boy: gonna bang TF outta these drums
Joseph: if you wake him up i swear to christ
Mary: thats ok
Little Drummer Boy: I am a poor boy too
Mary: :)
Jesus: [sleeping]
Little Drummer boy: gonna bang TF outta these drums
Joseph: if you wake him up i swear to christ
December 5, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Little Drummer boy: I have no gifts to bring
Mary: thats ok
Little Drummer Boy: I am a poor boy too
Mary: :)
Jesus: [sleeping]
Little Drummer boy: gonna bang TF outta these drums
Joseph: if you wake him up i swear to christ
Mary: thats ok
Little Drummer Boy: I am a poor boy too
Mary: :)
Jesus: [sleeping]
Little Drummer boy: gonna bang TF outta these drums
Joseph: if you wake him up i swear to christ
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Eating toffee is pushups for your face
December 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Eating toffee is pushups for your face
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Showed my 7 year-old an Etch-a-sketch and said this is what Daddy played with growing up and this little angel asked me if it was a 'caveman iPad' and I am still in absolute shambles
October 8, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Showed my 7 year-old an Etch-a-sketch and said this is what Daddy played with growing up and this little angel asked me if it was a 'caveman iPad' and I am still in absolute shambles
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What rhymes with 'riddance'? I need to get this Bereavement card perfect.
November 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
What rhymes with 'riddance'? I need to get this Bereavement card perfect.
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Sorry I said your baby looked like Voldemort.
November 19, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Sorry I said your baby looked like Voldemort.
Some pundits would argue that we, as a species, reached our lowest point electing Donald Trump to office AGAIN. However, I would argue we reached the bottom years ago when we let Train get away with saying "im so gangster im so thug"
November 22, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Some pundits would argue that we, as a species, reached our lowest point electing Donald Trump to office AGAIN. However, I would argue we reached the bottom years ago when we let Train get away with saying "im so gangster im so thug"
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I was at a Starbucks and 'Mr. Brightside' came on and the barista leaned in and whispered "I hate this song" and the manager walked over and put his hand on the dudes shoulder, then took him out back and shot him..he fucking shot him and everyone in the store cheered.
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I was at a Starbucks and 'Mr. Brightside' came on and the barista leaned in and whispered "I hate this song" and the manager walked over and put his hand on the dudes shoulder, then took him out back and shot him..he fucking shot him and everyone in the store cheered.
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The serenity prayer is way too long. God grant me the breakfast
November 20, 2024 at 11:31 AM
The serenity prayer is way too long. God grant me the breakfast